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What do you think guys & gals? 

You mean guys and gals dont ya Nemesis????

No, just guys. WE decide these things.

Sorry :)up  I will edit my mistake now.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr  >:?

But the freudian slip will still remain  ;D

See, tilted 'em up already.

horrible idea impossible to carry out unless its a HU team event and who is going to pick the teams and who is going to do all the leg work

and we all know that men are the better players so whats it going to prove

I'm sat bolt up right thank you very much!!!!

1: Not impossible to carry out.
2: You ;D
3: You, as you are the best at setting up tournaments :)up :)up :)up

Mr Kendal I have my eye on you....... ~:

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Can I be on the girls side? If we don't win, who cares?  we'll watch a movie and eat ice cream

a series of HU matches with railbirds shouting for the different sexes would be so boring
plus we wouldnt want all the games starting at same time so how long between each match


one long YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to me
espically as i know men would win

Only if you wear a pretty floral dress, stockings and high heels Red!!!!    :-* :-* >:D

good idea i'll be on the girlies side too we can have a team shower afterwards like they do in all good sports

I wanna play Red Dog, infact lets have it live, bring the ice cream!!!


Jo xx

Ok if this takes off Ironside is banned from playing in it for being a male chauvinist poop!  lol

So funny! another Poker4charity stunt coming up!

RED-DOG, in a pretty floral dress, stockings and high heels eating ice-cream.

what now i have to organise a boring comp that will prove nothing and i aint allowed to play in it

this is getting seriously unfunny

You're just Scaaaaarrrreeeddd!!!!

That'll make him Captain of the team rather than exclude him   ;D

And you're fired!!!!  Not figured out what from yet tho! 

what you mean scared you lot are tooo scared too let me even play

It'll be awful to arrange a date/time ironside, imagine the excuse:

1. I have weight watchers that night

2. wrong time of the calender

3. got shopping that night

4.  Due to cook dinner at that time

5. Won't give me enough time to put my lipstick on

etc etc

You are now uninvited from the after game shower Robert LOL

got to wash my hair
corination street is on the tele
the kids are playing up
i just burnt the sunday roast

You were the one that said it would be boring, and I spose it would be if you were knocked out after an accident with AK 2 hands in :)

 ~:

And as for your Mr Hmmmmmm!

oh i forgot

i got to squeeze my spot

Is that why you can't play?

I have heard some blinking excuses in my time!!!!

Just get some screen wipes and do it in situ :)

Jo, Heid, what can I say, someone must have been using my account to post such things.

Jo, what soap do you like?  ;D

Eastenders...... :)up

Im not helping am I

Ang  *r

hhmmmm nah  ;D

Does my bum look big in the tournement >:D

Sorry This tournement

ROFPMSL

Eric, you've made my day!

"does a flush beat a str8?"
"why shouldn't i raise with 44- its my real age"
"I dont care if its an online tourney I still need a new outfit/ matching shoes and handbag"

not worth the trouble guys honestly

Just look at the  team the guys could put up

Tikay
TonyG
Elblondie
Joe Beavers
Thewy
Chili
Junior
WSOP
Harry d
Rumet


The list is endless

Regards

M

lol

You beat me to it Ironside.

Sorry All

I put Tikay in by mistake I can see why your Laughing now >:?


Regards

M

if chilli see this thread your in the dark stuff and i dont mean guiness

Ironside don't say anything please  :)up

Regards

M

This thread is brilliant  ;D  ;D  ;D   ;D

Who are these fish?

right girlies ill be up for kicking some of these guys butts. count me in  :)up
all i need now is a time and a place  ;)  ;D

rather than a team event as such can I suggest we have a limited entry MTT. gather as many willing female players as possible and then select the same number of men. then play the tourney as individuals and compare male v female results afterwards.

It would have to be a ratio of 2:1 (Men:Women) for it to be fair to the men :)

i dont think these men really know how tough us women can be  ;)

some of us do.

As far as I'm concerned, some men are allowed  to wear the trousers but it's an illusion

some men? which ones are those?

There's always a some women who will let the side down :(

Great idea Adam, maybe you could set it up?

I ask you, it amazes me the lengths some people will goto just to meet women lol. Whatever you do dont meet "the one" it just screws everything up lol

This is such a great idea!!!!!  i am away for a week, not back until next Monday, please don't arrange it before then - I'm desperate to play.

Thanks,

Tracey

Right

As soon as I saw this I thought "Oh dear! Wait 'til she sees this"    :D

hehe

Noooooooooooooooo Robert, you thought:

"Oh dear! I CAN'T wait 'til she sees this"   

Nothing like a bit matrimonial disharmony to get the juices flowing  ;D

great idea Adam, i would defo prfer this way.

I cant believe i nearly missed this thread!  You know what M Power, if you are waiting for some big reaction from me regarding me being man, woman, girly, trani or whatever else i have been accused of on this forum, then you can carry on waiting.

All i want to say is THANKYOU! Where else could i end up on a list amongst great (and greatish) poker players like the one above.  I also congratulate you on your foresight because one day i will end up TOP of a list like that and purely for poker ability not for breasts or no breasts or dangly bits or no dangly bits!  ;)

End of convo

Now THAT is what i have been waiting for one of the ladies on this forum to say!!! and VERY well said Chilli, my thoughts exactly :)up. If the men feel like they need to prove something then I'm happy to play them, but I feel that I need to prove nothing.

Then why get excited when someone says something like "your the last woman in the comp"?

Is that directed at me???, I will admit last night in the blonde tourny, Trace thought briefly that I was the last woman in, and yeah ok I thought it a bit cool, but in the end last woman means sod all, last player however DOES.

Who was the last woman? She ought to get a special mention  ;D

It's true though, you did last night. Now why? are u competing in a diffrent 'class'??

Whilst women still play ladies only events, and contiue to accept awards/attention for being the last lady in you will continue to be treated as a lower class of player.

Standing by, in the corner with bandages and smelling salts.

ding ding ... round two

Possibly because we ARE often treated as 2nd class players, and often before a single hand is played.

Example, Barcelona 1000 euro FO, I take a seat on a table full of men, nothing unusual there at all, did i get a hello? silence? a nod even? nope, I had 2 men tell me that I would be the first player to leave the table >:( Well, I was happy enough not to bite at this, instead I crippled one, and took the other out :)up

but what happened with the poker? ;)

Applies smelling salts to ifm's nose and sticks bandages in his mouth to avoid further injury

LMFAO.

woooooooohooooooo n1 girl
Possibly because we ARE often treated as 2nd class players, and often before a single hand is played.

Example, Barcelona 1000 euro FO, I take a seat on a table full of men, nothing unusual there at all, did i get a hello? silence? a nod even? nope, I had 2 men tell me that I would be the first player to leave the table  Well, I was happy enough not to bite at this, instead I crippled one, and took the other out
Put me on the list

I tell you boys something .. if you have ever been treated some of the ways us girlies have been treted at a card table, you'd undertand - Ginger - I know where you are coing from (well done BTW!)

The number of times I have sat down somewhere, and was treated with contempt until I crumpled someones ego with some good cards - THEN I get treated like a human being :)

Why do you lot think we like it here so much??

Cause you are decent to us and treat us like equals (apart form this thread you cavemen!!<g>). I've been to a lot of forums and this is pretty much the only one where it happens - hence why I parked my arse here :)

If you haven't travelled down the same road as us, you really can't tell us how bumpy it is :)

We'll see you boys on the tables!

Heid
xx

That sort of attitiude just smacks of sexisim and should not be allowed, personally I quite like the female sex, too such an extent that I once wanted to be one, I find nothing better than cooking ironing and washing up and if my wife let me I would gladly carry out all these tasks.

So you see the  life of the male is not all easy, the frustrations that are caused by not being able to do the things I love, be grateful that you can do these things any time you like. 0:-)

There's no easy way to answer that last post!

Dewi, darling you can come round my house and do my washing up anytime you want!

It's too early on a Sunday to be able to work out the thin line that last post was possibly crossing!

Heid
xx

I'm still confused!

No need to be, I think what I tried to say was indeed what I said and let that be the end of it :)up

brilliant Dewi, pmsl :D

So do you also sing "I'm a lumber jack, and I'm alright" Dewi?

and do you take bookings?

Pinny, Mop and Duster waiting at my house for Dewi!

Instructions on how to use the Hoover are fastened to it.

Washing has been done.  Dishwasher needs emptying and refilling.  Kids bus fare and dinner money needs sorting.

Spare key at neighbours - I'm off out to the pub to get leathered.

Evening meal needed at 6pm, and it better be on the table waiting when I fall through the door!




Nough said!

T

Kiv knows how to wear a skirt as well, get him down there!

I have just finished...a weeks Ironing, cleaned the house top to bottom, changed the beds, paid the bills, polished my shoes, sewed on two loose buttons and fixed a kids bike.. I am available to any damsels in domestic distress, just don't ask for poker lessons....

I owe an apology to Chili - I didn't read the list of names properly when I typed Fish next to them.

I have since edited that post.

My sincere apolgies Chili - no way are you a fish, unlike the others on the list.

T

Will you marry me?  I am particulary attracted by the 'paying the bills' part........ ;)

So right - I thought when I worked in the city I was treated badly in a mans world but at the poker tabel - wow!

It's not always the norm - in the big comps people get to know you and are pleasant - but in the smaller comps I have been really shouted at - and that was when I sat down - some men really try and intimidate the women - i suppose it's gamesmenship but they should try winning through their cards  ;D

It can be advantagous though - one guy at the Vic really didnt believe that at any time I could have better cards then him - it was wonderful - he couldn't look at me when he left the table.....hehe.

really looking forward to this comp - I wish it were face to face - men play worse against women in real life than on the net - i think it's way we lean over the cards that puts them off........ 

 :D  Its ok Trace, not a problem.  It did make me laugh though.

As for treatment of us lady's on these testosterone laced tables - I must say things are not too bad recently where i play.  I don't know if it is because i am more of a regular and menfolk have just got used to the fact that i will not be intimidated, or that alot of my family play in Nottingham so i get some respect!
But, saying that, a few years ago was a different story.  I used to get dirty looks and even tuts!! I have to say this was mainly from older generation greek blokes who could not understand why i was not at home married with 6 kids and cooking their dinners!  One unamed "man" even approached my dad and said how could he let his daughter come to "a place like this and play poker!"

I have never let anything like this get to me or upset me, in fact i could even thank them for fuelling my ambitions further and make me pity them.  Ok end of rant.

PMT?


I'll get my coat, byeeeeeee