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Title: Rabbie Burns ode to Terrorists Post by: boldie on July 06, 2007, 06:21:29 PM 'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots Oor Johnny walked one day When he saw a sicht that troubled him Far more that he could say A fanatic muslim b*stard Wiz doin what he'd planned And intae Glesca's departure hall A Cherokee he'd rammed. A big Glaswegian polis Came forward tae assist He thocht "a wumman driver" Or at least someone half-pissed But to his shock nae drunken Jock Emerged to grasp his hand But a flamin Arab loony Frae Al Qaeda's band The mad Islamist nut-case Had set hissel' on fire And swung oot at the polis GBH was his clear desire Now that's no richt oor Johnny cried And sallied tae the fray A left hook and a heid butt Required tae save the day. Now listen up Bin Laden Yir sort's nae wanted here For imported English radicals Us Scoatsman huv nae fear Oor hame grown Glesca Asians Will have nae bluidy luck So tak yer worldwide jihad An get yersel tae F*** |