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Title: "First things first" Post by: bolt pp on July 09, 2007, 09:11:19 AM I never understood this, when else would the first thing be other than first?
Title: Re: "First thing first" Post by: boldie on July 09, 2007, 09:16:48 AM I never understood this, when else would the first thing be other than first? you're not married, are you? Title: Re: "First thing first" Post by: Colchester Kev on July 09, 2007, 09:18:24 AM what about when you lose your keys and you finally find them ... "in the last place i looked" ...derrrrrrrr bloody obviously the last place you looked you wombat, you wouldnt keep looking in other places after you had found them would you !
Or "Dont look round, but you will never guess who is behind us" ...NO not unless im f***ing psychic or i have eyes in the back of my head i wont !! there are so many ... "you will never believe this" ... well dont bloody tell me then, if you dont think I will believe you, whats the point ? :) Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: spruce goose on July 09, 2007, 10:24:14 AM retro telekynesis
Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: kinboshi on July 09, 2007, 10:30:45 AM He was found lying in a pool of his own blood. (would be a surprise if it was someone else's)
Only in America. (usually the case that it happens everywhere) If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me. (usually a mother to a child) Look at your face. (Same mother to a messy child.) Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. (Guess who again!) I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. Never say never. Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: JungleCat03 on July 09, 2007, 10:39:49 AM cheap at half the price...yeh good advert FOOOOL
Buy One Get One Free...BOG OF.....ditto Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: kinboshi on July 09, 2007, 11:19:39 AM Head over heels.
What's so special about that? Unless you're a bat your head is usually over your heels (do bats have heels?). Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: Snatiramas on July 09, 2007, 11:33:02 AM If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about????????????
Title: Re: "First thing first" Post by: fearisthekey on July 09, 2007, 01:42:08 PM what about when you lose your keys and you finally find them ... "in the last place i looked" ...derrrrrrrr bloody obviously the last place you looked you wombat, you wouldnt keep looking in other places after you had found them would you ! They're bound to be somewhere......... Expect the unexpected!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: roverthtaeh on July 09, 2007, 04:43:01 PM You know where you are with maps.
Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: thetank on July 09, 2007, 05:52:58 PM I'm not threatening you, if I was threatning you you'd know about it, you'd be on the floor.
Title: Re: "First things first" Post by: Colchester Kev on July 09, 2007, 06:04:00 PM what about when you were a kid, whatever you were doing you used to get some random grown up saying "You will have someones eye out with that" ... Yes Nan, I am playing A team with a toy car, im sure casualty is full of one eyed people with a toy car embedded in a hole in their head where their eye used to be !!
or what about "Do you want a good hiding" ... WTF kind of question is that LOL ... errrrmmmm thanks for the offer, but i think i will give it a swerve if its all the same to you :D |