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Enjoy your time here - but be warned, it's a bit crazy at times

Ali

We never welcome new members, but I will enjoy making an exception in your case

Hello.

I once had a wax...never again

Whisper it to me tighty, was it an SBC?

PMFSL


We want details, I think  ;D

Ali

you want the story...really?

Damn straight we do ... I was gonna go have  bath, but I'll make a cuppa and wait for this one :)

Uhuh


I will do the same - and I will get biccies too (i'm a dunker  :P)

Ali

Heid

I've just had a horrid thought....

What if he starts talking about his *nether regions* - I'm not sure I could take right now

Ali

Hi waxy

Favourite colour, song, band, actor etc etc ?  ;D

sigh

me and my big gob

and big tummy. but that's another story


well actually I have a wax once every six weeks. The history of this is as follows:

I used to be a serious rugby player, and in my spare time American football too (hence Tight End, not named after size of backside or parts of it as often implied)

My achievements were ok and I really enjoyed playing both sports. When I was 25 and playing in the rugby team in the national leagues as they are now I did a very stupid thing for a rugby forward, who's main job is to push and pull and basically win the ball for the fancy dan's in the backs

I ran with the ball

Now even back then I was quite a lump to stop and I handed off some squirt of a scrum half but he managed to just tap my ankle from behind (unsurprisingly called a tap tackle)

This succeeded in literally tipping me upside down and my whole body landed on the point of my shoulder....dislocating it and tearing the rotator cuff.

That night I was operated on and this first involved shaving off all my body hair from my neck to my belt, which was present on my front and hardly present at all on my back

Screws were inserted and the whole of the right side of the upper half of my body was immobilised for two months in strapping/plaster. This made several things for a normal young man extremely difficult. Eating and writing too.

When I went back to the hospital two months later to remove the strapping/plaster it was agony to remove because the hairs underneath had grown enormously. It was like ripping off a giant elastoplast over about an hour

I went back to playing sport the next season but the shoulder was never the same again. Indeed twice more it popped out and I had to retire at the age of 27, having had another operation in the meantime

A bi product of the operations (much like on a much smaller scale as soon as a man shaves his hair grows quicker etc) was that ever since then I have been a beast. Chest hair, fine, but back hair....yuk!!!!

At the time I was married. My wife, understandably, hated it. So much so that I was soon celibate. Apart from when I paid for it. Not from her.

I agreed with her that I would have the back hair removed...I investigated electrolysis, but that was extremely expensive with no guarantee of success. I tried Immac..but that really didn't help much and stank to high heaven, anyway this needed someone else to do it. Now a relationship can stand most things, but immacing your partner's back hair? Nope, perhaps not

Anyway for other reasons the marriage ended and I was once more again alone in the world etc etc (picture me standing like Heathcliff on the moors..you get the picture)

I drifted onto the singles scene, not totally unsuccessfully, but whenever I did "score" and it came to the "reveal" I would invariably feel extremely self conscious (and not just about the back hair). In fact once the scene resembled that in a Bateman cartoon  ("the Lady who saw the back hair!")

so anyway I met socially a lady in my local village who runs a beauty salon and soon discovered that she did men's treatments

I went along and she investigated.

Now every six weeks she does my back...she shaves it first with clippers and then waxes it. I won't lie..it's complete agony...however a smoothing massage with teatree oil afterwards works nicely

When she is on holiday her 18 year old daughter does it.....this produces a very strange sensation that involves me not wanting to get up for some minutes after the massage has ended

I am currently single, and will be forever once this is plastered all over the net, but I far prefer a smoother back day to day (especially in summer) and go through small personal sacrifices to achieve this


P.S You did ask!!!

Welcome Waxy,

Hope you enjoy blonde as much as we all do  :)up

Ang  *r

So it wasn't an SCB then!

Brave man, and braver still for posting :)

If this global warmning goes tits up you can brow it back, and you won't need 67 layers like the rest of us :)

Heid
xx
PS Ali - imagine if he had been talking about nether regions - your biccy would have fallen back in the coffee!

Note to self:  Remind myself to NEVER ask Mr End for extra details where not neccessary



mmmmmmmmmmmm soggy biccies

Ali

Everything I mentioned was necessary to an accurate summation of why I got to where I am now...so there Ms Awesome!

I made this fundamental error on several occasions during my school and university days.  I don't recommend it for any up and coming prop-forward.

Sheriff

PS: I felt the need to respond to Tight End's post in some way but this was just about the only safe part of it!