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Title: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Linux on July 26, 2007, 11:06:49 AM Leknave, chip rich, the gibb and myself were out in Leeds yesterday and the topic of paris hilton going to jail came up. Rich' contribution to the conversation was to say i bet all the male inmates will be loving it in her jail..........
;djinn; ;djinn; :redcard: ;hide; Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: pffa on July 26, 2007, 11:41:14 AM Once having a picnic at Loch Lomond, I said do you think if we sit here long enough we will see the Loch Ness Monster.
Not one of my finer moments. Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Dingdell on July 26, 2007, 12:47:30 PM American woman on top of the empire state building saying to her husband "I can't see the empire state building from here"
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: matt674 on July 26, 2007, 01:03:32 PM "lets introduce the players at tonights Final Table.......... Seat 1: Tony "tikay" Kendall"
i think it may have been a dream though (dont ask?!?!?! ;)) Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: sofa----king on July 26, 2007, 01:23:44 PM funny this should come up right now.,,.,
in the kitchen with my wife watching it pi55 down with rain.,.,and i try to get all amorous and she says leave me alone.,.,why dont you go out and sell some sunglasses.,.my reply.,.,its pi55ing down.,., her reply """"YOU CAN SELL SALAD TO ARABS"""" she gets everything wrong.,.,god bless her.,.,.,lol Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 01:32:55 PM It was on blonde recently that i heard the most stupid thing for a while.
"anyone up for a game of chess?" Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Karabiner on July 26, 2007, 01:35:10 PM I was once asked for directions by an American lady who wanted to know how to get to Loo-ga-baroo-ga.
She showed me the piece of paper with the address on, and it was Loughborough. ;thankyou; Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Dingdell on July 26, 2007, 01:42:09 PM I was once asked for directions by an American lady who wanted to know how to get to Loo-ga-baroo-ga. She showed me the piece of paper with the address on, and it was Loughborough. ;thankyou; And it should be decreed that it will be, from now on, forever known as this - fantastic name! Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Geo the Sarge on July 26, 2007, 01:49:26 PM When we lived in Germany my wife phoned me to ask if I would pick her up from the town centre, she tried to describe where she was and we were getting nowhere so I asked her to look at the street sign and give me the street name.....
Her reply............. I'm in Einbahnstrasse!!! (for non German speakers it means one-way - street) Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: lucky_scrote on July 26, 2007, 02:38:47 PM Hmmm not recently but something that my group of friends always talk about:
When i was playing golf when i was younger- "Can you imagine if you hit the ball SO high it hit the moon!!!!" ...No not really :/ Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: byronkincaid on July 26, 2007, 03:20:15 PM Poker players are scum
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 03:30:35 PM Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: CrestOfaWave on July 26, 2007, 03:31:18 PM Playing in a satellite this morning. Guy raises in late position I have QJ
I call commiting about a quarter of my stack. I hit the flop and feel I have him well covered and end up winning a chunk of his chips. He had AK... He says sarcastically - nice call preflop. I say back... nice whine postflop I then put him on tilt and he bust out in 2 hands.... on the bubble. Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: AlexMartin on July 26, 2007, 03:31:55 PM With regard to cars, a lady in my presence asked "where are the wheel arches?".
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: matt674 on July 26, 2007, 03:56:40 PM Darren Bent 16 million i know - it should have been 35mil :( Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Pad on July 26, 2007, 05:15:27 PM A Lady I work with asked my advice on how to go about returning a new watch that was supplied faulty, I asked what was wrong with said watch and this is the reply
"The date is all wrong it keeps changing in the middle of the day" Pad Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Dingdell on July 26, 2007, 05:16:50 PM A Lady I work with asked my advice on how to go about returning a new watch that was supplied faulty, I asked what was wrong with said watch and this is the reply "The date is all wrong it keeps changing in the middle of the day" Pad Did you tell her to take the watch back as she's too stupid to own one? Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: K9sixtwo on July 26, 2007, 05:21:44 PM A while ago .... but a chum of ours complained to her husband at the time ,,, that the CD was faulty as it only played one side .....
Shortly after that my wife got the hump with me over the fact that My passport was out of date and i was jepordising the family holiday to .....Scotland!!! ....From Huntingdon i hasten to add... Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: BigTomatoes on July 26, 2007, 08:55:53 PM one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! " she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:12:42 PM one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! " she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno aaahh AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers. Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 09:20:24 PM one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! " she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno aaahh AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers. Yep got a lot of HEAT. Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Jim-D on July 26, 2007, 09:23:00 PM one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! " she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno aaahh AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers. Yep got a lot of HEAT. My family used to eat them on on any given sunday! Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: KingPoker on July 26, 2007, 10:28:45 PM one time we had a pizza for dinner and my mum said to everyone " wow , the Al Pacino peppers are hot ! " she never lived it down and i laugh every time i see a jalapeno aaahh AlPacino peppers, they are with out doubt the godfather of peppers. Yep got a lot of HEAT. My family used to eat them on on any given sunday! I hate those big family meals, ppl always arguing and i feel i have to play Devils Advocate! Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: Geo the Sarge on July 26, 2007, 11:47:32 PM Recently a Sales consultant from the company I work for couldn't get me by phone so sent a fax instead, he finished his cover sheet with the following...........
Geo, if you don't get this fax let me know soonest........???????? Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: MKKfish on July 27, 2007, 01:03:08 AM On the beach in Tingaki on Kos....woman asks Chelle about her cycle ride into Kos town...
Me.."Oh you'll be fine, it's downhill both ways".. Woman.."Oh cool we'll do that then.." Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: KarmaDope on July 27, 2007, 03:56:48 AM Went on a night out and the whole group of us (all lads) were bursting for a piss when we got to the club. All dive in the mens only for one of them to pipe up with "fucking hell lads, it stinks of piss in here!"
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: sofa----king on July 27, 2007, 12:14:42 PM picture the scene.,.,8 blokes on a golfing holiday in marbella.,.,the night goes on,on,on about 2am one of the boys says cmon this taxi driver knows where theres a nightclub with loads of girls.,.,we all hop into 2 taxis.,.,we get there in the middle of nowhere.,.,we have to pay 10 euros to get in.,.,and its full wall to wall with sexy women WOW.,., there were porn films on every tv.,and girls coming on to you like as if you were al pacino.,.,.,THEN SHANE MY MATE SAYS..,.,/./..
""""WELL I TAKE IT THIS IS A BROTHEL THEN.,,,.,.,.,,.,.,. just to add only one guy did the dirty deed.,.,and fell in love and married her lmao.,.,still together now.,.,, Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: TightEnd on July 27, 2007, 12:17:02 PM Anything Karl Pilkington says on the Ricky Gervais podcasts...LOLOL...Side splitting.
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: sledge13 on July 27, 2007, 02:32:42 PM "Chips" me in rebuy mtts in Costa Del Sol.
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: BTB on July 27, 2007, 04:04:34 PM in the chinese last night, i say can i have a pint of cider please, lady says sorry dont do cider only have carlseberg or strongbow!!
;carlocitrone; Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: boldie on July 27, 2007, 06:36:56 PM Anything Karl Pilkington says on the Ricky Gervais podcasts...LOLOL...Side splitting. Karl is a legend Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: BigTomatoes on July 27, 2007, 06:42:27 PM i could eat a knob at night Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: vinni on July 27, 2007, 07:09:42 PM i knew i was behind but had to call ,mug lol.
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: boldie on July 27, 2007, 07:41:56 PM i could eat a knob at night yeah..."you have to remember that it's early morning there when they do the challenges, I couldn't eat one in the morning but ask me at night and I can eat a knob easy" Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: BigTomatoes on July 27, 2007, 07:46:14 PM let me get a bit of rice on me belly Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: bhoywonder on July 27, 2007, 09:59:29 PM Playing in a satellite this morning. Guy raises in late position I have QJ I call commiting about a quarter of my stack. I hit the flop and feel I have him well covered and end up winning a chunk of his chips. He had AK... He says sarcastically - nice call preflop. I say back... nice whine postflop I then put him on tilt and he bust out in 2 hands.... on the bubble. i like it must use that one lol Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: AgentChip109 on July 28, 2007, 02:32:02 PM guy raises it up, next guy goes all in. the small blind is ummming and arrring for ages as if he has a really hard decision. he keeps asking how much and u can see how hard the decision was for him. he finally folds, as does the original raiser.
the all in guy flashes QQ and says to the small blind "wot did u have, it looked like a really hard the decision for u?" the small blind -"i had a flush draw" Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: bobby1 on July 31, 2007, 11:06:42 PM yes I would love to pay $25,000 to play in your well structured and playable Poker Million.
Title: Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently Post by: dik9 on August 01, 2007, 01:45:48 AM I know I am behind, but i call.....
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