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Title: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:50:00 PM
....and need cheering up.  Anyone got any good jokes to share?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: kinboshi on August 06, 2007, 11:50:58 PM
8 o'clock.  Now that's a joke!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 06, 2007, 11:52:39 PM
i only know ones that will offend most of the forum.  sorry, make your moves on chess that will cheer u up!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:53:02 PM
8 o'clock.  Now that's a joke!

:)



Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 06, 2007, 11:53:26 PM
whoops i thought it was kins thread.  sorry claw!  fancy a heads up on full tilt?



Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:53:36 PM
i only know ones that will offend most of the forum.  sorry, make your moves on chess that will cheer u up!

I don't do chess.  PM the offensive ones!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:54:10 PM
whoops i thought it was kins thread.  sorry claw!  fancy a heads up on full tilt?



heads up and boredom not a good combination.  Nice try though!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 06, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
http://cdn.candystand.com/games/vectortd4/vectortd.swf


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:55:51 PM
Might try an omaha hi/lo sng on blonde.  anyone want to join me?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: TightEnd on August 06, 2007, 11:56:50 PM
Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes
so they decided to remove them, but agreed not to let ANYONE in until they were
done and replaced their clothing. Then they heard some one knocking and one of
them yelled, "Whooo is it?"
‘‘the blind man!'' He yelled back.
They decided since he was blind it would be all right.
They opened the door and the man said, ''Nice boobs! Where do you want the
blinds?"


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 06, 2007, 11:57:21 PM
if its for more than 39p i cant afford it on blonde!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: thetank on August 06, 2007, 11:57:41 PM
New 'tache disnae suit you hen


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 06, 2007, 11:58:14 PM
if its for more than 39p i cant afford it on blonde!

spin it up on 1/2c


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 06, 2007, 11:58:53 PM
ok, how much do i need?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: KingPoker on August 06, 2007, 11:59:35 PM
Whats the difference between clint eastwood and a**l sex??


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:00:00 AM
New 'tache disnae suit you hen

yeah - let myself go a bit of late and not been keeping up the waxing


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 07, 2007, 12:00:19 AM
cant even sit at the min levels!  lol


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:01:00 AM
Whats the difference between clint eastwood and a**l sex??

???


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: KingPoker on August 07, 2007, 12:02:52 AM
spelling thrown to the wind as its probably best as a spoken joke.

ANS- One will make your day, the other will make your hole week!!!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:03:16 AM
right - i'm joining apace $10 hi lo table - 3 seats left in anyone wants to help fill it.


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:04:05 AM
spelling thrown to the wind as its probably best as a spoken joke.

ANS- One will make your day, the other will make your hole week!!!

:D


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Graham C on August 07, 2007, 12:04:35 AM
hee hee, sat at at table in a crapshoot $2.5 mtt on Stars with 3k and tilted someone on about 15k and have ended up just knocking him out and have 13k of his chips :D

Was good fun, he seemed to take it well too


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 07, 2007, 12:05:09 AM
playing a 50c sng, will be soon up for that omaha game!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:08:33 AM
playing a 50c sng, will be soon up for that omaha game!

there will probably still be three seats by the time you finish!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: sovietsong on August 07, 2007, 12:09:36 AM
lol


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:12:38 AM
lol

I'm not kidding - 9 minutes and no one else has joined!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Graham C on August 07, 2007, 12:15:25 AM
what omaha table are you at?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:25:32 AM
what omaha table are you at?

apache - it's going now!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Graham C on August 07, 2007, 12:26:36 AM
doh, late again.

Good luck


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:48:48 AM
my first :)  (does it count in Omaha?)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/untitled-1.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Graham C on August 07, 2007, 12:53:10 AM
Yeah nice going ;applause;

They all count :D


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Claw75 on August 07, 2007, 12:56:24 AM
That was easy.  One more game (if it fills up within a few mins) and then to bed.  Feel free to join me  - the more the merrier (in the game that is)


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Graham C on August 07, 2007, 01:00:08 AM
too late for me

take it down