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Title: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 10, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
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(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/the_new_era/caption_comp/barny_boatman.jpg)


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Claw75 on August 10, 2007, 05:57:35 PM
odd how the one person who voted before me voted for three consecutive captions  :dontask: (I voted for my own - I mean KP's - too  ;hide;)


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: hotdog on August 10, 2007, 06:20:25 PM
heres an added question?

can anyone tell where he is?? and no snoops obviously you no where he his??


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 11, 2007, 12:10:19 AM
How in the hell does this even have 1 vote???

"All I need to find now is a pair of Queens"


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 11, 2007, 05:11:20 AM
How in the hell does this even have 1 vote???

"All I need to find now is a pair of Queens"

because it's the funniest one...


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 10:55:41 PM
Don't forget to credit mine to kingpoker snoops!


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: bobby1 on August 11, 2007, 10:59:55 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 11:06:40 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!

good luck.  I have one vote (which I might have given myself)


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: bobby1 on August 11, 2007, 11:10:48 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!

good luck.  I have one vote (which I might have given myself)

well i have given myself one too.....


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Robert HM on August 11, 2007, 11:30:20 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!

good luck.  I have one vote (which I might have given myself)

well i have given myself one too.....

Whatever floats your boat!


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: bobby1 on August 11, 2007, 11:44:44 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!

good luck.  I have one vote (which I might have given myself)

well i have given myself one too.....

Whatever floats your boat!
;ashamed;


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Robert HM on August 11, 2007, 11:46:36 PM
mines nearly winning!!!!

good luck.  I have one vote (which I might have given myself)

well i have given myself one too.....

Whatever floats your boat!
;ashamed;

lol xx


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 12, 2007, 03:38:39 AM
How in the hell does this even have 1 vote???

"All I need to find now is a pair of Queens"

because it's the funniest one...

LIES!!!!! :)


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 12, 2007, 05:19:37 AM
How in the hell does this even have 1 vote???

"All I need to find now is a pair of Queens"

because it's the funniest one...

LIES!!!!! :)

Anal penetration. Would make the Incredible Hulk laugh.


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 12, 2007, 05:42:39 PM
Does the winner get a full body massage from snoopy?


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Ironside on August 13, 2007, 01:14:12 AM
Does the winner get a full body massage from snoopy?

good to see i didnt enter then


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 13, 2007, 02:46:40 PM

Weller, damianwells:
it would be a while before barny's local cardroom would offer prizes to rival the WSOP, but hey, at least they were thinking of his diet

Pokerron
As he reached day two Barny was clearly missing Ram and Joe

Robert HM
These are for the next person who says "Tell them about the button Barny"

Robert HM
Meet Ram and Joe, I've already eaten bro

SOFA----KING
THIS IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE BEFORE I SKIN THEM.

sofa----king
THESE ARE ROSS AND RAM BEFORE THEY STARTED THE DIET.

SOFA----KING
HAVE ANYONE GOT A SIGNAL IN HERE?""BOTH MY PHONES SRE DOWN""

Geothesarge
That's a lovely pair Barny.......... "don't be daft they are bananas"

geothesarge
"aga doo doo doo, shake bananas.............., oh feck I got it wrong"

geothesarge
"I'm joining Matt and Babymonkeyboy for dinner"

Tonji
Geest are proud to announce their sponsorship of the Hendon Mob.

Gareth
Sandwiched between 2 fruits, surprisingly not my first time!

Gareth
Wanna find out why people call me loose?

brad strider
"where's flushy and negreanu?"

Paul Stokes
All I need to find now is a pair of Queens


phatomch
His luck was so bad in Vegas that Barny had to resort to working the streets.

phatomch
Hang on I gave him three banana's, is that why he's smiling

RichEO
Double Ent.....endre

phil quayle
'Where did those two Dusk Til Dawn girls go?'

TheBigO
''.....and Boatman looks as pleased as punch after showing his pocket bannanas''

lazaroonie
...So I had Phil Helmuth standing to my right....and Tony Kendall to my left

byronkincaid
Ross and Joe knew there was bound to be a catch when Barny offered to buy them lunch

anonn
whose a top banana then

anonn
uck a duck i thought i had packed the guns today

anonn
one in each ear will protect me from ariston

PHATOMCH
HAS ANYONE SEEN FLUSHY AND PAUL PARKER

Mark Forrester
Barneys' audition for the 'Blue Man Group' using two 'nanas and Kevs' belly had mixed reviews.

Mark Forrester
...'and when I woke up, I found Ross had stuffed these up my arse!'

Claw75
Barney touts the newest table game at the casino - the 'guess which banana is closest in colour to Tikay's hair' competition

Kinboshi
I call your banana, and raise you a bunch more

Kinboshi
Barny was happy that his bananas beat two pair...

BigTomatoes
This is 29 Arcadia Road. And this is Eric. He leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana , an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Barny-nana Man

matt674
yet another satisfied customer of "Inthebelly bookies" shows his winnings to the camera

Jim B
Anyone know the Banana Boatman song?

Mrs Splash
Full tilt sponsored pros... pay em peanuts you get monkeys!

Tracey Dell
Sitting next door to Paul Parker? Stick these in your ears.

Simon Jones
Barney gets confused when asked if he had pocket rockets

Alan Wright
Banarny Boatman (sorry couldn't resist)!

HOLDorFOLD
Guess where the third one is!

Tonji
Barney is as eager as ever to show how far he can shove em!!!

Tragic
Left bannana to the right bannana: "Haha i'm bigger than you!" Right banana: "Yeah, maybe, but have you seen the one down there? F**king huge!"

dan carter
Proof that you can teach a monkey how to play poker

Pokerron
After receiving his first payment from Full Tilt, Barny began to regret leaving Prima.

fearisthekey
Barney's new 'Banana-phone system' failed to impress the Dragons

Laxie
Hand over your chips monkeyboy or the bananas get it.

Gareth Ower
"THIS ONE'S FOR POTASSIUM, THIS ONE'S FOR MY ASSIUM!

MANTIS01
The new Barney"The Banana"Boatman tag suddenly seemed a bit unnecessary

boldie,
DP for monkeyboy?

UKPL - Boydy
You've heard of Pinapple, now Barny with his English charms hustle some dollars from the WSOP with Banana!


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 13, 2007, 02:47:53 PM
Well done to Paul Stokes, our latest winner.  ;applause;


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 13, 2007, 02:50:05 PM
DAMNIT i was so close


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: Claw75 on August 13, 2007, 07:44:47 PM
Kingpoker
Barney touts the newest table game at the casino - the 'guess which banana is closest in colour to Tikay's hair' competition


fyp  ::)


Title: Re: CC24 POLL - BARNY BOATMAN
Post by: KingPoker on August 13, 2007, 08:01:57 PM
Kingpoker
Barney touts the newest table game at the casino - the 'guess which banana is closest in colour to Tikay's hair' competition


fyp  ::)

Dont try and pawn that one off on me!!!!!