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I couldn't resist it, the new footy season meant I couldnt not order Sky Sports but I know my missus wont be pleased.

My logic is that I as I work from home playing poker all day I can just sky plus all the matches, avoid the results and watch them when Im eating my shreddies. The bill comes out of my account so we're ok there.

She is a woman though, so I'm sure this intuition thing will kick in and she'll hang my balls up from the satellite dish.

What do we think?

tell her there is a freeview promotion on for the start of nthe footy season. :)

Nice one, you must lie to your loved ones too ;)

Do you already have sky and have upgraded to get the sports channels or have you bought it specifically for the football?

If its the latter then get the remote box that allows you to watch different programs from different television sets - you can go into your poker room and watch football til it comes out of your ears and she can sit and watch girly films and whatever else it is that women watch.

If you've only got one tv then say your doing it to keep up with the neighbours - women always seem to go for that..........

just buy her something to keep her occupied / happy whilst/when your watching footy all year round.

You want him to spend his hard earned beer money on another washing machine?

 ;scarymoment;

Scared of the wife over £20 a month TV football?

I assume she keeps your balls in her jewellry box with her other earrings.

£20 a month - who do you get your sky subscription off amd can you PM me a link?!?!?!?! :D

Its not the cost that would bother her, its the potential for the football season to destroy quality time together.

And yes, balls securley in the jewelry box

There are games on before Saturday.  Where's that option?

;D

Dave, I'm pretty sure you are going to get found out straight away.  Females just know!

 :goodpost: ;iagree; ;hide; ;surrender;

Said by an obviously single man!!  ::)

i hope you havent forgotten the other 1/3 of the matches on sentana

dont be a mouse all your life



(ps yes i am single)

Ive already got Sentana.

I'm in too deep

It will probably be when the sky envelope comes through the door, like mums invoice did when i accidently ordered porn!!!

She still wont tell me the pin number to this day and that was 4 yrs ago!!!!!

 ;carlocitrone;  Hmmmm.....

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I justifed sky sports becasue i reminded the wife that the only sport she loves watcing is on sky alot :) Tennis

Flowers, thats the only thing that'll save you...

I would shell out the extra £10 per month and get sky multi room. saves all the hassle LOL

Dougie.

For the Sky pin number :-

press Services :- System Setup - System Details.

The PIN Number is the last four digits of the viewing card number (edit. unless it's been changed from the default)

Dougie.

PMSL, this is exactly what i was testing out, when i was in school the boys told me it was the last 4 digits of the sky viewing card so naturally i had to find a channel which had a PIN lock so i could test this theory so i had to put it into a porn channel. Long story short i ordered a rather lovely movie on mature housewives APPARENTLY as i only found this out when mum had rang up sky to querie this £5 bill.

And it was an accident coz i didnt even watch the porn!! If id have realised, the video recorder would have been hooked upto the sybox sharpish to distribute films for a small fee to friends!

I bet you argue the bill at the hotel when they charge you for 'extra services' on the room......that £7 can only be one thing..... ::)

I thought exactly the same when I read his post. (ps I cancelled my sky subs at end of last season and haven't been bravefoolish enough to renew yet!!!!!!!!

....a ham sandwich??  :dontask:

Why on earth would she have a problem with it?! (doh - just read the whole thread!)  If you want to keep it secret, and it comes out of your account, I doubt she'll even notice - just record the games to watch when she's not in.

Are the times of the football matches fixed?

Get her involved in some hobby so she is out when you are watching football.

Just admit what you have done, you probably will not see her for a couple of days but the swelling around your eyes should not take much longer than that to go down, your vision will get back to normal and then everything will be fine!

She is going to find out so get it over and done with.

If you've got Setanta, just don't say anything, hopefully she won't notice that the games on Sky not Setanta

just bowl up to her and say:"listen love, we got sky sports so i'm gonna be watching some serious football and i dont want to hear no shit about it either, let me tell you how this things gonna work, kick off: you bring me a beer, half time:beer me, the other team score: you better be bringing me a beer, if my team loses and you havnt already got naked you might as well pack your bags ande leave, ive been explaining this for 2 minutes now and i'm starving so get going on the dinner"

she'll kick up a fuss about it if you let her, women just prefer to be told what to do!

PMSL

Yep, I tried something like that, it cost me a house.

Lol, just loving this ... works in theory he he

Well, I'd be pissed if we didn't have sky sports, not for the footie (hmmmmmmm can't see the appeal  ;hide;) BUT if I missed the cricket  - grrrrrrrrr

I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, was it any good?

 ;kneelsucker;

Brilliant post.

I think I might have painted this to seem more than it is, she wouldnt kick my ass and as I've just bought us a new freezer I think I have some ammo for an arguent.

I just like sneaking around

Somewhere you can put her to cool down then

nice one!...I'll use that myself!..you're a genius!

A quite fantastic post!

But remember, it's better to have some access to the football than no T.V. at all.

The novelty of watching Didier Drogba in full-flight will wear off within a week of your new sexless, take-away reliant  lifestyle. So I advise caution. This strategy simply wont work!

I suggest lying instead. Tell her you up-graded to the FULL sky package and this was primarily so the two of you could share romantic evenings and "snuggles" in front of the new Sky Movies channel. You can then suddenly "discover" Sky Sports at a later date!!

Oooooooooooooh...you're gooooooooooooooooooood!!!   rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

just take her out for a nice romantic meal, treat her to an outfit or 2 then tell her ;)

that would work :)

 :)up :kiss: