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Title: Top 17 Country Song Titles
Post by: fearisthekey on August 16, 2007, 11:37:09 PM
From what I know of the Midwest these could well be for real.........

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

#1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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Title: Re: Top 17 Country Song Titles
Post by: KeithyB on August 17, 2007, 12:20:31 AM
Jeepers......love them album covers!!!   rotflmfao   

Herbie Mann....what is that all about?    ;boltpp;





Title: Re: Top 17 Country Song Titles
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 17, 2007, 12:40:54 AM
Herbie mann is our very own Booder, when he had a bit of hair and hadnt become addicted to the tattooists needle  :D


Title: Re: Top 17 Country Song Titles
Post by: booder on August 17, 2007, 11:42:56 AM
Herbie mann is our very own Booder, when he had a bit of hair and hadnt become addicted to the tattooists needle  :D

 ;gobsmacked;


Title: Re: Top 17 Country Song Titles
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2007, 01:33:56 PM
that picture of herbie has made me come over all peculiar