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Title: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: matt674 on October 18, 2005, 01:19:57 PM When you are getting romantic with your lover, you can’t flop the nuts.
The only good lay you ever get is when you have to lay down your Aces to trip 3s. To put your girl in the mood, you put on the movie “Rounders”. Your idea of an orgy is when somebody at the table yells, “All In!” The only “action” you ever get is when somebody raises you. Other men talk about Tits and Arse but all you can think about is Top Pair and Bottom Pair. You stop having dreams about Pamela Anderson and start having them about Annie Duke instead. The centre pages of your Card Player magazine are stuck together. The only rack you can't stop staring at is your own.... Viagra works for Hugh Hefner but the only thing that works for you is Pocket Aces..... When somebody says liquor in the front and poker in the rear you just assume they mean the casino When you have to call in a pro during sex to see if you should go all in or not.. When you start naming your body parts after poker hands like big slick... The only 4-King going on is at the card table. During a gangbang, all of your buddies want to be in 1st position but you want to be last to act.... You know poker is ruining your life if you ask your wife if she is bluffing during sex... When you have two ladies in your hand wishing that they were two cowboys During sex you scream "ALL IN! IM ALL IN!" You're at a strip club watching a pole dancer with other guys. Instead of watching the girl you stare down the guys and whenever someone throws in a dollar, you always raise them $5 to go. (if ironside could confirm this as being true!?!?!?!) You date twins exclusively because while a big pair is nice, Quads are better... You are a 2 minute brother because you learnt by reading Super System never to slow play. Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Rod Paradise on October 18, 2005, 01:57:52 PM Sex Life?
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Robert HM on October 18, 2005, 01:59:19 PM Like everything nowadays, it's gone digital ::)
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: RED-DOG on October 18, 2005, 01:59:45 PM Life?
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Rod Paradise on October 18, 2005, 02:07:55 PM Life? ;D :)upTitle: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: matt674 on October 18, 2005, 02:13:11 PM Sex Life? well i didnt really want to put the word "imaginary" in front of the words "sex life" - i'm off to the circus tonight for a live tourney and people laugh at me enough as it is ;) Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Robert HM on October 18, 2005, 02:39:49 PM "You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... " you hit 3000 posts on a poker forum .... sigh
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: TightEnd on October 18, 2005, 02:40:40 PM It's cheaper in the long run Robert.... ;D
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Robert HM on October 18, 2005, 02:41:18 PM It's cheaper in the long run Robert.... ;D Tell me about it ::) Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: charmaine on October 18, 2005, 03:45:27 PM No comment :o
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Robert HM on October 18, 2005, 03:47:17 PM but still find time for 6 kids ;D
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: TightEnd on October 18, 2005, 03:48:24 PM and a new set of bazookas.
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: M3boy on October 18, 2005, 03:58:17 PM No comment :o Yeah, the sex gets in the way of poker :goodpost: Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: M3boy on October 18, 2005, 03:59:56 PM Oh such a hard life!! :)up
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: charmaine on October 18, 2005, 04:18:35 PM lol >:D :blonde:
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Heid on October 18, 2005, 05:30:18 PM Sex life?
One wishes :) Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: mikkyT on October 19, 2005, 01:52:18 PM Don't wish too hard, it might come true!
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Heid on October 19, 2005, 01:54:43 PM Don't wish too hard, it might come true! I have everything crossed :) Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Rod Paradise on October 19, 2005, 01:55:30 PM Don't wish too hard, it might come true! I have everything crossed :) Not the best way to improve the sex life....... ;) Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Heid on October 19, 2005, 02:00:04 PM Don't wish too hard, it might come true! I have everything crossed :) Not the best way to improve the sex life....... ;) Hmmph! Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: mikkyT on October 19, 2005, 02:10:26 PM I can help with the uncrossing
Title: Re: You know that poker has taken over your sex life when...... Post by: Heid on October 19, 2005, 02:13:12 PM I can help with the uncrossing It's not the uncrossing that's that problem :) Phnar :) |