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Title: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 12:28:18 PM
Luke's a great guy, good poker player, and very cool.  Please don't let the fact that he knows me put you off him!  He's been lurking on blonde for a while, but not got round to posting yet, but I think he'd fit in just great :D 

Hoping a nice welcome thread will lure him out of the woodwork - so be nice please!



Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: KingPoker on August 23, 2007, 12:30:12 PM
 :hello: AND ;welcome;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 23, 2007, 12:32:35 PM
croeso i blonde Luke ;hattip;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 12:33:30 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
oops forgot how rude

 :hello: & ;welcome; claw's imagination Luke :)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 12:38:06 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: babymonkeyboy on August 23, 2007, 12:39:21 PM
i'm sure you'll figure a way out of ensuring that happens............

 ;welcome; to the madhouse Luke ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 23, 2007, 12:47:39 PM
 ;applause; ;welcome; ;applause;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: KingPoker on August 23, 2007, 12:48:37 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 12:52:44 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty intelligent and articulate....


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: turny on August 23, 2007, 12:58:02 PM
 ;welcome; to the madhouse   ;goodluck;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: KingPoker on August 23, 2007, 01:02:49 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty, intelligent and articulate....

Me and him would probably get on, we share the same characteristics!


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: tikay on August 23, 2007, 01:02:51 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty intelligent and articulate....

I hope you are not suggesting that you Post on blonde while supposed to be working, are you Claire?


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 01:07:12 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty, intelligent and articulate....

Me and him would probably get on, we share the same characteristics!

You are quite pretty I suppose.

Lunch break Tony ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: kinboshi on August 23, 2007, 01:07:49 PM
Luke.  Our thoughts are with you.

(https://www.nycharities.org/ecards/sympathy01.jpg)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: turny on August 23, 2007, 01:08:02 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty, intelligent and articulate....

Me and him would probably get on, we share the same characteristics!

how can you tell hes into sheep kp? he hasn't posted yet!  ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Geo the Sarge on August 23, 2007, 01:08:11 PM
this is just a ploy to try and make us all think you have got mates.........

the imaginary ones no-one else can see doesn't count either!! ;)

LOL - he'd better bloody post now!!!

....types claire while setting up a new account in the name of LUKE

Ha de ha ha KP.  Worst thing is that he'll probably be posting from same IP add as me as we are in the same office.  It'll be pretty clear once he posts that he is, indeed, not my alter ego.  He's pretty, intelligent and articulate....

Me and him would probably get on, we share the same characteristics!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao @KP

Love it

Geo


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 01:09:09 PM
I've just remembered, Mel has met him.  I'm sure she will verify that he is a real man ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 01:09:44 PM
You are quite pretty I suppose.

Lunch break Tony ;)

yeah - some are lucky though in that they get one of those extended lunch breaks, the ones that start at 9am and finish at 5pm.............

some of us have to work for a living :'(


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 01:11:51 PM

some of us have to work for a living :'(

like now?


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 01:15:22 PM

some of us have to work for a living :'(

like now?

male monkeys are not like male humans - we can multi-task!!

 ;whistle;

(boss is in portugal til 28th and only other work collegue is in pakistan til 3rd september - if i dont come on blonde at regular intervals i will go clinically insane!)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: tikay on August 23, 2007, 01:19:08 PM

some of us have to work for a living :'(

like now?

male monkeys are not like male humans - we can multi-task!!

 ;whistle;

(boss is in portugal til 28th and only other work collegue is in pakistan til 3rd september - if i dont come on blonde at regular intervals i will go clinically insane!)

Matt. Listen to me.

Look, you may well be a wise monkey, a very wise monkey. But you need to learn this. Women will have the last word. ALWAYS. So just agree with Claw, "yeah yeah, you are right", & move on. It's best that way.


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 01:24:03 PM

some of us have to work for a living :'(

like now?

male monkeys are not like male humans - we can multi-task!!

 ;whistle;

(boss is in portugal til 28th and only other work collegue is in pakistan til 3rd september - if i dont come on blonde at regular intervals i will go clinically insane!)

Matt. Listen to me.

Look, you may well be a wise monkey, a very wise monkey. But you need to learn this. Women will have the last word. ALWAYS. So just agree with Claw, "yeah yeah, you are right", & move on. It's best that way.

maybe - but i like a challenge, i strive on trying to make the impossible possible..........


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 01:25:08 PM

some of us have to work for a living :'(

like now?

male monkeys are not like male humans - we can multi-task!!

 ;whistle;

(boss is in portugal til 28th and only other work collegue is in pakistan til 3rd september - if i dont come on blonde at regular intervals i will go clinically insane!)

Matt. Listen to me.

Look, you may well be a wise monkey, a very wise monkey. But you need to learn this. Women will have the last word. ALWAYS. So just agree with Claw, "yeah yeah, you are right", & move on. It's best that way.

he is right you know.  now shush ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: KingPoker on August 23, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
oh god this could go on for a long time......


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Laxie on August 23, 2007, 02:07:32 PM
Hiya Luke!  Take no notice of the lunatics ;sark; around here and you'll be grand.  Some can be bought off with bananas, others with sheep >:?...but if you're not sure what their weakness is, just ask and someone will be quick to point it out.   ;whistle;

 ;welcome;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: matt674 on August 23, 2007, 02:40:27 PM
Hiya Luke!  Take no notice of the lunatics ;sark; around here

If he's a friend of Claw then the rest of us needn't worry................ ;)


Title: Re: Thank you everyone.
Post by: withnail on August 23, 2007, 02:53:56 PM
Thanks to Claire and everyone for the kind welcome.

Unfortunately my main interests do not involve sheep which may cause some problems evidently.
Obviously if Mel could also verify I am a real man that would be helpful too. I am in the meantime trying hard not to sound like Claire in case you think I am just part of her psychosis.

I have lurked on here for a while mainly reading the hand analysis and the arguments that ensue. They always make me smile. You have a great site here.

Thanks again.

Luke



Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Sark79 on August 23, 2007, 02:58:04 PM
Hi Boss, welcome to the blonde forum


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Claw75 on August 23, 2007, 03:13:13 PM
Glad you made it!  Have fun :D


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: tantrum on August 23, 2007, 03:38:52 PM
Hi Luke,
have fun...


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: kinboshi on August 23, 2007, 04:19:21 PM
:hello:

(You're honestly a friend of Claire's?  A real one? :dontask:)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Graham C on August 23, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
:hello:


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: ripple11 on August 23, 2007, 05:25:55 PM
 ;welcome;     


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Indestructable on August 23, 2007, 05:35:26 PM
Hello and welcome.
 ;)


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2007, 06:08:11 PM
Welcome to the forum Luke.

Now ditch the dirt  ;D


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on August 23, 2007, 06:08:24 PM
Helllllooooooooooooo Luuukkkkeeeeeeeee

 ;welcome;

So tell me, has Claire got you into scrabulous as well???   I was doing OK in my day to day life until I read her scrabulous thread, sigh - there is no hope for me now, addicted alas.

You've joined just in time to get into a team for the September challenge  :)up

Mich



Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: Delboy on August 23, 2007, 06:23:07 PM
 :hello: ;welcome;


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: scottm on August 23, 2007, 09:21:32 PM
 :hello: and ;welcome; to the madhouse


Title: Re: A big warm blonde welcome to my mate Luke, please
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 24, 2007, 12:36:06 AM
:hello: and ;welcome; to the madhouse

What he said

Enjoy :)


Title: Re: Thank you everyone.
Post by: boldie on August 24, 2007, 08:48:52 AM
Welcome indeedy :)


Title: Re: Thank you everyone.
Post by: KingPoker on August 24, 2007, 10:30:43 AM
Welcome indeedy :)

Is that dutch like 'bolty'?


Title: Re: Thank you everyone.
Post by: boldie on August 24, 2007, 10:48:52 AM
Welcome indeedy :)

Is that dutch like 'bolty'?

yes it is... Most people aren't aware of this but Ned Flanders is from Dutch ancestory..sure he's Americanised it a bit but Indeedely-okeley is a bastardisaqtion of the Dutch word indeedy.