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Title: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: tikay on August 25, 2007, 04:55:38 AM

3 left in the £300 at Brighton, £4,600, £2,300 & £1,500, & Flushy is chip daddy, the others wanna deal. He said "I'll take £4,000", & they agree......

Maybe they'd had enough of Flushy. Earlier, Billy Ng Raised it up, Flushy took him to be at it & pushes, Billy calls with the Aces, Flushy ihas severe indigestion with his A-2 off.

Board 2-J-9-J-2.

Suckoutaments & runs-so-goodaments.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: RichEO on August 25, 2007, 04:58:04 AM
Should have asked for £5k ;)


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: MKKfish on August 25, 2007, 05:19:06 AM
I was 70/30 with him for years...never saw a cent...


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: Indestructable on August 25, 2007, 06:21:10 AM
Chopper Dempsey at it again!

 :D


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: Newmanseye on August 25, 2007, 07:16:41 AM
He should have taken more.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: MKKfish on August 25, 2007, 07:39:46 AM
I hear that since he moved to Brighton he's taking as much as he can get....


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: boldie on August 25, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
I say he's still a fish :)


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: Ironside on August 25, 2007, 11:25:49 AM
thats not perfect its close but i will give him a few more tips later

like taking the lion share of the deal when you have the shortest chip stack


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: Djinn on August 25, 2007, 12:45:36 PM
Flushy has clearly been perfecting the Black Science of yugen-shin - 'mysterious mind', one of the many tools in the arsenal of Ninja mind-control.  I found a book about this in our living room.  I think Dana may have been at it - I have felt strangely lethargic for over six months now.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 25, 2007, 02:37:30 PM
Shortly after i turned 18 i made the best chop of my life and got the most criticism i have ever seen for a deal making!

I had 220k chips with 3 left, they had 190k and 550k and i managed to get a 33% chop!

This was 2 years ago so i guess i was a lot more cheeky/cocky then but at the end of the day its my job and i extracted the most i possibly could from it.

Chat log:

Quote

danistheking: 3 way even split
papoorboy: give us chip chop
danistheking: play for the 10k
papoorboy: im way ahead
karen19: king
karen19: u gotta give pa a lil more my goodness
danistheking: no
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Let me calculate the chip chop numbers.
papoorboy: come on dan
papoorboy: lets see
danistheking: u can have less if u want karen lol
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Please remember that this is but one way to chop an event, and just a starting point.
karen19: lol
HostJeff [Supervisor]: I'll "save" 3rd place for all three of you, and then divide  the rest by chip percentages.
karen19: lets see the digits
HostJeff [Supervisor]: 3 minutes, please.
danistheking: im only taking an even split i think
papoorboy: dan
danistheking: yea
papoorboy: even
papoorboy: what is even
karen19: even is alot
danistheking: 3 way split of an equal amount
danistheking: or you can play and see what happens
karen19: prolly like 100 each
papoorboy: how about 110 for me
karen19: sick cake
papoorboy: 105 is basically even split
papoorboy: but we have to play for 10K
papoorboy: right jeff
HostJeff [Supervisor]: dan, do you want to see the numbers?
karen19: dan will u give up 5k?
karen19: 100 each 110 pa
danistheking: $101973 each then play for the 10k
HostJeff [Supervisor]: (Yes, you must leave $10,000 out there to play for no  matter what
papoorboy: come on dan
papoorboy: i got 5. 5M
danistheking: up to you
papoorboy: you want even split
danistheking: yep
papoorboy: 101k each
danistheking: yup
papoorboy: play for the 10
danistheking: yup yup yup
papoorboy: what u think karen
danistheking: lol
karen19: sounds good
HostJeff [Supervisor]: There's $315,921 that you can chop, and another  $10K you have to play for.
danistheking: stupid question
danistheking: deal

karen19: deal
HostJeff [Supervisor]: papoorboy, what say you?
papoorboy: dan
danistheking: do itttttttt
papoorboy: hold on
papoorboy: give me a sec
danistheking: imagine papoor, 1 hand, u double me up, u go on tilt and go  out 3rd
danistheking: you would be gutted

papoorboy: i hear ya
papoorboy: imagine i bust you
karen19: lol
papoorboy: you not giving at all
danistheking: so $150k each then play for the other 10k
papoorboy: hold on
papoorboy: what is it
papoorboy: exactly
danistheking: 105*
papoorboy: how does that work Jeff
papoorboy: you put the $ in accounts
karen19: yes
papoorboy: we play for the 10K
danistheking: $101973.67 into our accounts
karen19: my goodness
danistheking: then we play for $10,000
papoorboy: k hold on
karen19: look at them numbers
karen19: i getting a new carrrrrrrrrr
danistheking: hehe
HostJeff [Supervisor]: papoorboy, they are proposing that you each take $101,973.66, and play for $10,000.
karen19: i agree
HostJeff [Supervisor]: There is $305,921 to divide, and $10,000 that must be played for (correcting my earlier statement)
papoorboy: hold on
papoorboy: please
karen19: np
danistheking: its 5:42am hurry up lol
karen19: where u at king?
danistheking: UK
karen19: king
karen19: why dont we take 100
karen19: give pa the diffrence
danistheking: NO
karen19: wow
karen19: ok
papoorboy: hold all pleas
papoorboy: e
danistheking: u on an abacus or something papoorboy?
papoorboy: discussing with friend
papoorboy: s
papoorboy: another minute please
karen19: pa you will get the leftover 10 easy with all those chips
karen19: i going all in first hand
danistheking: pa, if u want an extra 5000, take it off karens stack as i have more chips than her
karen19: easy killer
karen19: it is really anyones game
karen19: ask gollum
danistheking: LMFAO
karen19: hey gollum
karen19: u wish u chopped now?
danistheking: hahahahahah
papoorboy: hold on guys/gals
papoorboy: almost
karen19: guys/frogs
danistheking: hangon i need to ring my parents...
danistheking: lol j/k
danistheking: deals off in 1 minute

papoorboy: we play
danistheking: ok
danistheking: carry on then

karen19: pa
karen19: how much more you need?
HostJeff [Supervisor]: That sounds pretty definitive.  I'm restarting.  Good  luck!
karen19: 5
papoorboy: what karen
karen19: hold on
danistheking: oh wait
karen19: i give up 5
papoorboy: 5
karen19: u got it
danistheking: $5 or $5000?
danistheking: ;)

karen19: 5k
karen19: of course
danistheking: lol i know
karen19: 101 and change for king
papoorboy: so what are #'s
karen19: 106 for u
papoorboy: 96 and change for u
karen19: and 95 for me or ehat ever
karen19: and we paly for 10
danistheking: 101973.67 for me
papoorboy: ok
papoorboy: i do
karen19: jeff u got that
danistheking: 96973.67 for karen
papoorboy: what are exact #'s
papoorboy: please
danistheking: 106973.67 for pap
HostJeff [Supervisor]: OK, here is how I understand the current proposal.
papoorboy: 101973.67 for u king
HostJeff [Supervisor]: karen19:   $96,973.67
karen19: its silly to not deal everyone still makeing 2nd money
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Shhhh
papoorboy: ok
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Here is the deal as I currently understand it.
HostJeff [Supervisor]: karen19:   $96,973.67
HostJeff [Supervisor]: danistheking:    $101,973.66
HostJeff [Supervisor]: papoorboy:   $106,973.66
danistheking: i want the extra cent
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Play for $10,000 to the winner.
papoorboy: come on now
danistheking: lol
papoorboy: i say deal
danistheking: kidding man
papoorboy: :)
karen19: i agree
danistheking: yeh its a good deal
karen19: ship it
papoorboy: sorry bro
papoorboy: deal guys
papoorboy: great game
HostJeff [Supervisor]: OK, then for the record, all nice and official.....  let me  state the deal, and then all type "i agree" when I ask.
karen19: i still gotta witn this 10k
karen19: put the bricks out there
HostJeff [Supervisor]: karen19:   $96,973.67
HostJeff [Supervisor]: danistheking:    $101,973.66
HostJeff [Supervisor]: papoorboy:   $106,973.66
HostJeff [Supervisor]: Play for $10,000 to the winner.
danistheking: i agree
karen19: i agree
HostJeff [Supervisor]: If you agree, please type "I agree"
papoorboy: i agree
karen19: good game all
danistheking: :)
HostJeff [Supervisor]: OK, we have a deal.
danistheking: gg
papoorboy: gg all


In all fairness i laugh every time i read that chat


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: boldie on August 25, 2007, 05:00:06 PM
wow...I would have told you to  naff off there ;)


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: Longy on August 25, 2007, 05:18:29 PM
Wow how the hell does papoorboy deal there, he has just set fire to about 50k in money.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 25, 2007, 06:58:32 PM
Wow how the hell does papoorboy deal there, he has just set fire to about 50k in money.

I think i pissed him off enough to have it over with :D


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: bhoywonder on August 25, 2007, 07:27:26 PM
wow

that is the deal of the century

i wonder what the blinds were scrote?

he gave up a 330k chip lead over you for a 3 way split


wow


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: MANTIS01 on August 26, 2007, 02:13:46 AM
I felt quite sorry for Karen...hope she won that extra 10k


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 26, 2007, 02:35:01 AM
I felt quite sorry for Karen...hope she won that extra 10k

Why, she had a good deal too, i made a slight mistake of trying to make a deal there and then since she was weak.

Papoorboy ended up winning the extra 10k when we went allin preflop 55 vs A3 (Me 55) and he spiked an ace.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: action man on August 26, 2007, 02:52:06 AM
thats why they call me terry tibbs


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 26, 2007, 04:03:26 AM
I felt quite sorry for Karen...hope she won that extra 10k

Why, she had a good deal too, i made a slight mistake of trying to make a deal there and then since she was weak.

Papoorboy ended up winning the extra 10k when we went allin preflop 55 vs A3 (Me 55) and he spiked an ace.


ffs, can't believe you managed to fit a bad beat story into all of that. 50p please.  ;)


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 26, 2007, 04:36:01 PM
I felt quite sorry for Karen...hope she won that extra 10k

Why, she had a good deal too, i made a slight mistake of trying to make a deal there and then since she was weak.

Papoorboy ended up winning the extra 10k when we went allin preflop 55 vs A3 (Me 55) and he spiked an ace.


ffs, can't believe you managed to fit a bad beat story into all of that. 50p please.  ;)

lol, i was so over the moon at the time i was like meh only 10k, now i would be crying all night


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: MANTIS01 on August 26, 2007, 08:46:47 PM
Cos Karen seemed really nice.

In fact having read it again I actually feel sorry for gollum whoever that was.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: bolt pp on August 26, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
I think karen was just well pleased with her share, good for her.

who was paperpoor boys friend that he was in deep disscussion with who said no deal first but then deal when he got an extra $5k? his mums probably carol vorderman but had already left for filming in the morning so he was left in the house with the dog: "2 barks for deal 1 bark for no deal boy"?

One of the sickest deals ive ever seen!!!


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: lucky_scrote on August 27, 2007, 02:43:12 AM
Cos Karen seemed really nice.

In fact having read it again I actually feel sorry for gollum whoever that was.


Hahahah no, we were all roughly even in chips with 4 left and we said "deal?" we all said yes apart from gollum, ok so we carry on and papoorboy wipes gollum out xD


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: julian on August 27, 2007, 11:25:48 AM
chopping is for wimps,
forshame on all of you  /:-|


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: AlexMartin on August 27, 2007, 11:35:05 AM
Luckyscrote you play on CSS dont you. There's some 19 yo *ucker called lucky on UKCS who keeps pwning me.


Title: Re: Flushy Perfects Deal-Making
Post by: AdamG on August 27, 2007, 12:51:27 PM
NO DEAL , WINNER TAKES ALL.