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Title: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 28, 2007, 05:21:14 PM
Ok, we started this on the High Stakes Poker thread but lets give it its own dicussion. Who, out of the well known pros, is the hardest poker player?

My initial musings include:

Hellmuth - total weiner but is huge and must have a decent punch to have got away with acting like a nob to so many for so long
Surinder Sunar - Black Belt in Karate, I think
Gavin Smith - just a weight advantage really


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: kinboshi on August 28, 2007, 05:22:07 PM
Flushy - he'd chop you in half....


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: bolt pp on August 28, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
slansky
greenstien
negreanu


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: kinboshi on August 28, 2007, 05:25:35 PM
slansky
greenstien
negreanu

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: The Baron on August 28, 2007, 05:25:48 PM
My money is on Simon Trumper (or Tobey Maguire coz he was Spiderman)


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Sark79 on August 28, 2007, 05:30:21 PM
I am not sure of his name, he played a pot on LNP years ago with Helmuth .  Helmuth complained that he did not have him covered. French guy?     On first sight he may seem unfit, slightly slow and ageing, however he looks like he could have handled himself well a few years ago in a bar fight .  It is always the guys who seem non threatening( sp? ) who are the dangerous ones. 

Apart from him, perhaps Lindgren .


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Senior Flushsky on August 28, 2007, 06:34:44 PM
I am not sure of his name, he played a pot on LNP years ago with Helmuth .  Helmuth complained that he did not have him covered. French guy?     On first sight he may seem unfit, slightly slow and ageing, however he looks like he could have handled himself well a few years ago in a bar fight .  It is always the guys who seem non threatening( sp? ) who are the dangerous ones. 

Apart from him, perhaps Lindgren .

Not sure of his name either but i remember it, I think Korosh was in the hand aswel. I think the French blokes nickname is "le dangerous" or something.

I'd say Michael "The Grinder" Mizrachi can look after himself and Martin Wendt looks like a tough nut...I reckon Jeff Lisandro packs a punch. Pity it didnt happen during the World Series!


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Graham C on August 28, 2007, 06:36:55 PM
Lennox Lewis plays poker, I heard he can pack a punch.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Karabiner on August 28, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
Big Bazza must rate a shout.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: matt674 on August 28, 2007, 06:45:14 PM
I am not sure of his name, he played a pot on LNP years ago with Helmuth .  Helmuth complained that he did not have him covered. French guy?     On first sight he may seem unfit, slightly slow and ageing, however he looks like he could have handled himself well a few years ago in a bar fight .  It is always the guys who seem non threatening( sp? ) who are the dangerous ones. 

Apart from him, perhaps Lindgren .

Robert Cohen

He threw Helmuth because Helmuth's mind games didn't work as Cohen spoke in French and claimed he couldn't understand English


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Tonji on August 28, 2007, 06:48:33 PM
Chris Ferguson is a Ninja Warrior


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Sark79 on August 28, 2007, 06:50:19 PM
Yep, thanks matt, that is him.  I had that episode on VHS from years ago, unfortunately my video broke so I can't view it again.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: CrestOfaWave on August 28, 2007, 06:54:01 PM
Kojak - until he passed away


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: The_nun on August 28, 2007, 06:55:30 PM
Now then, the heading of this thread caught my eye. do you need a a judge to confirm the winner.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: LeKnave on August 28, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Jeff Lisandro would probs destroy a few ppl.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: matt674 on August 28, 2007, 07:04:46 PM
Now then, the heading of this thread caught my eye. do you need a a judge to confirm the winner.

There's always one who brings down the thread down into the gutter!!

normally its me but for once i'm quite willing to let a lady take responsibility for this one............

unless its cold and we're talking hard female poker players..........  ;whistle;


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: TheChipPrince on August 28, 2007, 07:22:34 PM

Doyle & Big Daddy - Seperated at birth...


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Pelham Boy on August 28, 2007, 07:30:34 PM
The Devilfish gets my vote.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Robert HM on August 28, 2007, 07:30:49 PM
Now then, the heading of this thread caught my eye. do you need a a judge to confirm the winner.
There would be a conflict of interest here. You could hardly be allowed to be the cause and the judge of your own results.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: The_nun on August 28, 2007, 07:38:36 PM
I wish  Robert, my age must really be showing now as whilst on a full tube on saturday a mid 20's female offered ME her seat next to her mom. How sick did I feel..


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Robert HM on August 28, 2007, 07:41:59 PM
I wish  Robert, my age must really be showing now as whilst on a full tube on saturday a mid 20's female offered ME her seat next to her mom. How sick did I feel..
rotflmfao
No way!!!


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: The_nun on August 28, 2007, 07:46:27 PM
Darren was rolling around lol too, until my foot connected with his head.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Horneris on August 28, 2007, 08:51:10 PM
Bob Stupak


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: action man on August 28, 2007, 09:02:39 PM
lol


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: colipoo on August 28, 2007, 09:03:01 PM
On the WSOP main event coverage from about 3 years ago there was some serious needle between Helmuth and sam grizzle. Apparently this all stemmed from a previous fall out where it was decided to settle it in the car park of a casino. For the record the story says that Grizzle flattened helmuth.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Claw75 on August 28, 2007, 09:12:06 PM
Bolt PP and Chriswan


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: TheChipPrince on August 28, 2007, 10:56:34 PM
Bolt PP and Chriswan


Where has he disappeared?!


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: byronkincaid on August 29, 2007, 12:28:47 AM
Patrik Antonius is meant to be doing MMA training. He'll prob be a UFC world champ in a few weeks time.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: WarBwastard on August 29, 2007, 01:02:36 AM
The French guy from LNP who beat Hellmuth was Robert Cohen.  Not sure he'd be much use in a fist fight; looks more of a dueling kinda guy to me.  On the beach at dawn sort of thing.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: phatomch on August 29, 2007, 02:34:05 AM
Des Jonas     UFC FIGHTER


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: bolt pp on August 29, 2007, 10:20:01 AM
Bolt PP and Chriswan

It's me


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: kinboshi on August 29, 2007, 10:38:35 AM
Does Jack Bauer play poker?  What about Jason Bourne?

If not, James Bond must be the right answer.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: bolt pp on August 29, 2007, 10:41:32 AM
James Bond

yes this is infact the right answer

but then it's me


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Claw75 on August 29, 2007, 10:42:07 AM
I think bolt is way harder than James Bond.  We should have a poll.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: kinboshi on August 29, 2007, 10:52:28 AM
I think bolt is way harder than James Bond.  We should have a poll.

Good point.  Tantrum is the hardest poker player.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2007, 11:04:31 AM
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Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Claw75 on August 29, 2007, 11:08:53 AM
I think bolt is way harder than James Bond.  We should have a poll.

Good point.  Tantrum is the hardest poker player.

She is quite hard.  She also seems to have the affect of making other players at her table appear pretty hard too.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: MAF on August 29, 2007, 02:13:36 PM
Jean-Robert Bellande looks quite intimidating.  I've just read on 2+2 that he's appeared in the latest series of Survivor in the US.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: rudders on August 29, 2007, 03:40:02 PM
marcel luske - no probs


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Snatiramas on August 29, 2007, 04:46:09 PM
The tosser I couldn't knock off K10 at the ~Western last night


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: matt674 on August 29, 2007, 04:51:50 PM
Sorry but the original post really made me quite angry...........

The tosser I couldn't knock off K10 at the ~Western last night

twice in one year, eeek - we'll be sending you for therapy / anger management soon if your not careful............

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: matt674 on August 29, 2007, 04:52:52 PM
Snaritamas - because like David Banner "you wont like him when he's angry"........... ;D


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Div on September 01, 2007, 02:56:29 PM
Just caught up with this thread, and my mind immediately went to an old post by Big Dave D...

http://internetpokerpro.blogspot.com/2005/09/harmonica.html

Quote
I was going to make the main focus the amusing story of when a player drove across country to confront a well known poker contributor, occasional funny man, and often hard nut. This confrontation was principally around a pick axe handle, brought just for the occasion. On seeing his interlocutor, stepping out of a car with the said debating tool poised for questioning, our comedian said, quietly, coolly "Is that all you've got?" Which if it had been me, would have provoked a fast rewind of existence so far, back into the car, reverse out of the street, Keystone Cops-style, and getting the **** out of Dodge.

This did not happen.

The next day I saw our jovial friend, still jovial, and as unblemished as he ever could be. Our misguided friend, however, was bundled up like a decade early audition for The Mummy.


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: Snatiramas on September 03, 2007, 07:12:41 AM
Snaritamas - because like David Banner "you wont like him when he's angry"........... ;D

Have been known to turn green and bulgy


Title: Re: Who is the hardest poker player
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2007, 09:18:01 AM
Snaritamas - because like David Banner "you wont like him when he's angry"........... ;D

Have been known to turn green and bulgy

Is that the frozen peas?