blonde poker forum

Nemesis locked

the door

and smiled,

"get lost"

somewhere dark

definitely lost

as per

hendon mob

he shouted:

"larve it!"

"LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE IT"!!!!!!!!

bibliophilic sandwiched

with cheese

and marmite

and branstons

and beer

dork turnspit

tasted great:)

with jelly

After midnight:)

dripstone ingles

had shingles

and pringles

he mingles

with Ringo

claustrophobic arachnids

come out

every time

agorophobic felines

go out

next person to post on this thread really really wants to be me

kleptomaniac canines

bark like

scottish women

are wonderful

they go

with anyone

called bob

a job

but also

women called

Ian or

animals, sometimes.

only when

the animal

woke up

with a

bone did

anyone think

that bolt

p p

really exists

He entertains

the concept

of self

denial of

the denial

imposed successfully

without fear

of being

banned from

selling any

new patches

or old

Elvis Albums

with dodgy

dave,and

Alistair the

suspended donkey

suspended from ?

his bollocks

Ouch, that

enlarged them

At least

Ironside has

shut up

for once

muddy waters

renaldo nehemiah

famous for

being the

type of

man who

sell his

Wheelchair to

4 legged

Russian Dwarves

drinking vodka

with olives

that taste

like strawberries

in spring

however, time

goes by

so slowly

and time

seems to

go backwards

can do

amazing things

can happen

when you

use your

short stack

to maximum

effect when,

really needing

a big

dump.  Anyway,

in romania

where they

drink red

blood from

the necks

of virgins

who are

sacrificed on

Tuesday afternoons.

before dinner

as an

arthritic eunuch,

with earache

popped up

And said

"oh bollox"

Ive forgoten

to turn

my omelette

that was

simmering profusely

in your

brand new

cast iron

bath tub

. What is

234 x 6754

divided by

7877654888 minus

a hamburger

from burgerking

with fries

aberdeen angus

Dublin Derek,

sang aloud:

"brenda over....

and lets have another g*b oh yes we will cause a g*b give me such a thrill when i was younger and in my prime i used to g*b all the time but now i am older and going grey i only g*b once a day

Knock knock

o k

ok who

the hell

flips chips

and burgers

. Assistant Manager

Thomas Stott

sucked at

poker so

he killed

the converstation

by taking

two grams

of salt

lake city

Utah.  How

now brown

nose.  How

is it

that philosophers

have small

minds whilst

tree surgeons

eat leaves

as well

as bark

like dogs

who are

eating cats

testicles by

first taking

the biscuit

with tea

that was

served in

chick peas

. Chick peas?!

mink lined

dipped in

whipped cream

lovingly applied

by swedish

topless men

in extremely

short shorts.

Then unexpectantly

Tightend discovered

his shorts

weren't really

well fitted

to sustain

his huge

inflated ego

bigger than

Tikays large

steam train

fetish.  Meanwhile

jamie oliver

tossed a

rather small

amount of

congealed offal

then licked

Tightends nether-regions

oh my

non-secutor !

leaves nothing

sacred! Meanwhile..

I choked

On own????

sense of

foreboding. Aesthetically

irritating threads

such as

this one

that perpetuate

fanaticism about

steam boilers

Quintessentially Quitting

antibiotic addiction

can result

in inexorable

big words

angry at

rabid athiests

pouring scorn

upon unsuspecting

old ladies

shopping for

Anne Summers

PVC tape

to tie

me kangaroo

legs together

to avoid

excessive hopping

during the

flat season

.  Back to

Black deserved

Nothing.  Klaxons

rhyme with

fuck all

except saxons

bollox  :tikay:

and Jacksons

along with..

pg tips

laced with

insidious explosives

creating havoc

when drunk

on turps

leading to

john regis

getting stoned

by angry

beautiful maryjane

got married

in vegas

by elvis

to britney

oh dear

i did

it again!

hit me

one more

than the

advised dose.

Next morning

i puked

a gigantic

piece of

ibogaine,i

imagined elvis

in drag

cars racing

along with

John Regis

running backwards

while shimmying

to oasis

champagne supernova

in the

porcelain bowl

thats cracked

and smacked

and whacked

by me

and  my

absoloutly huge

clockwork orange

style leather

lounge chair

and fluffy

slippers with

oven gloves

to match.

I love

to love

said Bolt

as he

danced with

Justin Timberlake

.bolt felt

comfortably numb

after his

frontal labotomy

which resulted

in improvements

to blonde

haired girls

named britney

chances of

slim proportions

like Kev's

new look

which surprised

even him!

To say

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is

a long

winded way

to speak

of glee

and ghee

loosely translated,

into Esperanto

by little

boy blue

with his

pink shoe

stuck in

a bucket

fulll of

boiling hot

super glue.

Unfortunately the

blonde forum

whilst pontificating

blew up

their combined

absolute bollocks

whilst doing

their knitting

and smoking

pot noodles

and dancing

the tango

like a

tasmanian devil

on sugarpuffs

looking at

a myriad

of monsters

through a

happy medium

named Crystal

dynamite rockafella

osvaldo ardiles

attended the

nudist colony

but unfortunately

was wearing

tea leaves

instead of

nettles, which

are recommended

only when,

the moon

is full

of vodka

. Osvaldo shrieked, "

my wig

this story

(i was going to delete this coz it didn't make sense after cross posting with bolt, but in hindsight I don't think that matters on this thread)

" and everybody

threw their

oven gloves

at eachother

with aplomb.

Ole Gunnar

runner runner

and rivered

the case

of smallpox

only to

realise that

Newton's theory

was bogus

but genuine

except for

tubular bells

. Brazil scored

in the

under 11s

table football

but caused

a riot

when Ronaldo

bounced his

balls off

a streaker's

beautifully sculptured

hairstyle.  Amazingly,

Newtons theory

came down

to the

final minutes

thus whilst

the crowd

jumped around

jumped around

jumped up

jumped up

and get

refreshments in.

After refreshments

Kinboshi decided

to treat

himself to

some poker

, beer, and

a pizza.

He called

for Claw

but she

declined, concerned

her reputation

be degraded:)

In desperation

kinboshi called

Kingpoker.  How

YOU doing

gorgeous. Meanwhile,

KP leapt

off a

giant leek

eating sheep

named mintsauce

who liked

sharing adventures

mr kinboshi.

sneered and

licked his

large ego

which tasted

strangely like

cured ham

with mustard.

on toast

A nice

back rub

applied lovingly

relaxed claw

enough to

say OK,

to kinboshi

who fainted

because of

she agreed.

MickyP awoke

and stretched

the realms

of reality

about his

person and

started sweating

as usual

when faced

with a

very large

empty can

or twelve

thousand-odd

diet coke's

with rum

and tia-maria

maria ? she

couldn't believe

the trouble

she'd caused

when she'd

hit runner

beans with

large amounts

of radioactive

matter from

the local

chip shop

where pies

and smoked

Arbroath haddock

ffs are we all that bored that we just mindlessly put down 2 words on a thread

if you are that bored and dont want to lose money playing poker (as i know your all crap compared to me) then i will speak to kiv and see if i can get some freeplay events on blonde

kill joy

like Ironside

freewheeled down

a huge mountain straight into the front door of the pub picking up a pint before freewhelling out the back door slurping his pint down

whilst wearing

wummins knickers

and leather

man gloves

from Burtons.

whats wrong with burtons the only other shop i can buy clothes from in elgin is next and i can only see the womens clothes there as the mens is upstairs with no lift

Ironside then

lost count

of his

words used

and decided

by his

god given

pet chihuahua

to leave

Newton's theory

where he

found it

 on top

of a

rather large

French dresser

called Pierre.

Oliver twist

twisted the

scrotal sac

of tightend

untill he

found something

that looked

suspiciously similar

to a

packet of

jelly beans

oh my

goodness said

Hercule Poirot

when shown

the evidence

which was

thought this was a two word POKER story i havent seen one bit with poker in and i want some bad beats

said flushy

to his

excited hamster,

called Fluffy

ok next person to post in this thread had to buy a round of drinks to everyone attending bB5 even if they aint they aint going to be there
and everyone posting there after will have to buy an extra round

f-off ironside

said Claire

, to Ironside.

she said

unto him

go forth

she said

kinboshi is

in awe

(of) my moves.

However later

the game

increased dramatically

Claire said

that's small

fry compared

grilled bull's

rump. Rump

Annette Pawnage

old enough

to get

into discos

without showing

ummmm, stained

glass windows

look like

peering intently

at the

plethora of

tombola winners

who shared

a net

she objected

and proclaimed

, "drat over-ruled"

by Adebayor

pure pish

and wind

-up merchants

Then suddenly

Tank exclaimed

"b****r me,

would you

consider buying

a used

piece of

Raymer's fossil

fuel from

Iron Mike

bit off

dodgy gear

and scooped

the poop

whilst looping

and hooping

ever decreasing

chip stacks

. Greggs the

bakers started

to sell

fake chips!

. The enforcement

of the

Potatoe Act1974

was carried

by a

Osvaldo Ardiles

whilst playing

suited connectors,

I call,

you a:

fecking big

yellow taxi

to taxi you to the airport where the tank has supplied one way tickets to loserville for all 2 word story writers

Ironside still

never folds

a winning hand

or understands

why fish cant play

or that

1 + 1

always equals

at least

more than

equal to

the combined sum of the iq of the posters on this thread

including Ironside

adds nothing

to the

rich cultural

diversity of

Stoke on

the water:)

, fire in

my heart

.What heart?

Ironside covered

his face

with his

spellchecker. He

slapped tightend

now now

more more

said roberthm

allegedly. Meanwhile

ironside lost

his virgin ity

three times

in the

Army barracks

with the wrac

built like

kylie minogue

"Dream On"

as normal

Iron awoke

after sixteen

beers fresh

but barking

mad with

delusions of

the abilty

to run

a marathon

lol lol

in less

than 5hours

Ironside's Napoleonic

wars DVD

was eponymously

dictionary eater

inspirational because

posthumous hopefully

I can't

remember my

name

because I

lost my

mind

the gap

is

wide enough

because

too many

would-be funny

fraud victims

bought Kate

middletons DVD

. Numeracy skills

arn't needed

unless you

think that

checking change

or changing

mobile tariff

to facilitate

cheaper weekend

premium rate

calls. Sex-fiend

the tank

logged on

to www

dot dirty

gay chat

dot com   :kiss:

by mistake

. He preferred

facebooks selection

of easily

enticed women

who would

never ever

leave bolt

a piece

. Somebody save

the whales

as they

shopped at

www dot

moby dick

. Meanwhile, players

from all

corners of

Eastern Europe

descended on

Baden Casino.

However after

much consideration

Bainn's beard

stated that

It was

time for

grecian 2000

you what !

you what

bain screamed

like a

a banshee

of Greek

yogurt consistency

beg pardon?

pardon moi

de rein

on me

best behaviour

virtually never

Knowingly undersold

by any

two bit

low down

Side Winder

snake eyed

rat tailed

Bore boar

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scottish,irritating

big fish

called tighty

miaooooow. Ouch

cap fits

only just

breaking even

slightly tilted

and jaded

Weebles self-balance

won an

oscar for

horizontal jogging

Million Dollar

poker babe

starring the

one and

only, Total

Chesney Hawkes

was shot

thank the

thank no-one

except the

Enrique Ileglias

living the

pipe dream

of a

plumbing guy

delusional narcissist

cantante ligero

said the

Inglese por

semental de-póker

ffs speak english

mon ami

idiota scozzese

est grande

que pesa?

All in

standard procedure

when behind

tightends bigblind

four words?

halfed equals

amalgamated distribution

transmogrified gratification

long words

for short

tackle, clearly

experience spoken

in latin

Dirige nos

dulce et

 cetera, a

Enough. Guadeloupe

Creole culture

stinks of

shrimp remoulades

that reside

under water

on coral

fishes dined

on large

sea weed

with fried

dover sole

appendages pickled

with onions

cause crying

where rubbed

and squeezed

on eyeballs

sounds painful

when put

between the

rock and

american people

love large

glitter balls

that sparkle

Like Madasahatstand's

dookers spirit!

Dookers delight

in all

Argentinian midfielders

that carve

the hand

of god

and his

friendly pet

that barked

at moonlight

and didn't

give a

porn stash under bed

of roses

. Hammer Time!

Can't touch

my left

foot which

annoys me

because its

hellishly itchy

, but whenever

Osvaldo Ardiles

tactical mastermindery

outwits donkey's

push from

the back

of beyond

.The rugby

with unexpected

and surprising

results for

King Poker

who expected

his dodgy

dealings to

drop kick

a total

pile of

fresh coconuts

from the

north pole

to the

southern regions

of the

darkest depths

with the

rarest of

exquisite feathers

that are

pleasantly plucked

from some

pluckable pheasant

try saying

supercalyfragilisticexpealidocious, its

simply quite

fantastic darling

atrocious actually

nitpicker said

pedant please

get mosquito

repellant for

going camping

in the

wilds of

Wales near

meandering waters

where you

jump in

and the

piranha bite

just like

in the

Amazon basin

of soapy

water and

tighty's feet

and his

tightly wound

ball of

KEV WON!!!!!

a teddy

bear that

always shat

in woods

and wiped

itself with

a rabbit

which was

strange because

it was

not roger

or Bugs

or rampant

with anger

playing late

night poker

. Bob Latchford

thought crosscourtbh

was a

total fish

finger, umm

i like

the Eels

especially the

jellied kind

dead one that have been sauted in vinger and salt before being slowly roasted in a furnase

again, Ironfish

created a

unintelligible post

that we

scoff at

. The Boks

were more

than he

bargained for

but he

still ranted

, his age

and his

wrinkled face

looked like

Mickyp's Ten

budweisers and

even Kybosh

can talk

like he

knows what

nacho novo

if you

hate snatcho

indeed, if

you know

your history

of Mexican

cattle farmers

on sheep

or Cows

lost me

lost, where?

timbucktoo or

near the

m 60

which junction?

junction 5

oh dear

what bainn?