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Title: Venison Post by: BigTomatoes on September 06, 2007, 10:46:27 AM somebody in my social club offered me 8 leg of venison for £80 last night. is that too dear ? Title: Re: Venison Post by: Suited_Jock on September 06, 2007, 10:48:11 AM It might have been too deer...
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Graham C on September 06, 2007, 10:48:48 AM lol rotflmfao
not what I expected for some reason :D more coffee! Title: Re: Venison Post by: Irishdenis on September 06, 2007, 10:59:45 AM To much "dough oh deer"
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Irishdenis on September 06, 2007, 11:01:13 AM a female deer continue after me "ray a drop of ........
Title: Re: Venison Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2007, 11:02:24 AM drop of golden nectar
me, a name...... Title: Re: Venison Post by: Suited_Jock on September 06, 2007, 11:05:16 AM that only I calls me
fah... Title: Re: Venison Post by: MKKfish on September 06, 2007, 11:09:48 AM ...koff
Title: Re: Venison Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2007, 11:14:03 AM time to get some benylin
Soh.......... Title: Re: Venison Post by: Snatiramas on September 06, 2007, 11:25:35 AM surely 8 legs is two deer
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Dewi_cool on September 06, 2007, 11:31:43 AM made me think
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2007, 11:33:30 AM groan. deer oh deer.
Title: Re: Venison Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2007, 11:35:45 AM at least its not a thread on this fella
£80? too dear indeed Title: Re: Venison Post by: Sark79 on September 06, 2007, 11:37:08 AM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though
Title: Re: Venison Post by: kinboshi on September 06, 2007, 11:38:06 AM Is that how much the haircut cost?
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2007, 11:40:17 AM Is that how much the haircut cost? no ideer :dontask: Title: Re: Venison Post by: kinboshi on September 06, 2007, 11:41:55 AM What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. What do you call a deer with eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Title: Re: Venison Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2007, 11:45:44 AM what do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud. (or legless sheep - KP's got her drunk ???) Title: Re: Venison Post by: fearisthekey on September 06, 2007, 02:36:03 PM They had it on special at Bambi Gascoine's for 8 quid. Still.....a starter for 10, not so good.
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Laxie on September 06, 2007, 03:47:43 PM All jokes aside...you're being robbed. WAY too much for that!
Title: Re: Venison Post by: tikay on September 06, 2007, 05:22:29 PM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though "...meat free venison..." Eh? Title: Re: Venison Post by: kinboshi on September 06, 2007, 05:36:42 PM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though "...meat free venison..." Eh? Just the bone? Title: Re: Venison Post by: suzanne on September 06, 2007, 11:26:17 PM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though Sark you crack me up... You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though "...meat free venison..." Eh? Just the bone? Title: Re: Venison Post by: TightEnd on September 06, 2007, 11:27:03 PM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though "...meat free venison..." Eh? Is it Quornison? Title: Re: Venison Post by: fearisthekey on September 07, 2007, 02:17:48 PM You can get a meat free venison version, it has spicy sauce on it. Very tasty. I tasted it while on Holiday once at a vegetarian restaurant . It was in Edinburgh, I am not sure where though "...meat free venison..." Eh? Not as nice as Linda McCartney sausages. Gives you Wings. Is it Quornison? Title: Re: Venison Post by: mex on September 07, 2007, 06:52:29 PM Considering how long shes been gone, I'm suprised the Linda McCartney Sausages haven't gone off.
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Claw75 on September 07, 2007, 06:54:14 PM Considering how long shes been gone, I'm suprised the Linda McCartney Sausages haven't gone off. eeeewwww Title: Re: Venison Post by: fearisthekey on September 07, 2007, 06:56:50 PM I wonder if the Heather McCartney ones would sell so well.
Title: Re: Venison Post by: kinboshi on September 07, 2007, 07:08:30 PM I wonder if the Heather McCartney ones would sell so well. They don't exist. Someone was pulling your leg. Title: Re: Venison Post by: BigTomatoes on September 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM oh pull the other one Title: Re: Venison Post by: kinboshi on September 07, 2007, 09:22:55 PM oh pull the other one This one? (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/420751913_bedcb0075b.jpg) Title: Re: Venison Post by: BigTomatoes on September 07, 2007, 09:31:53 PM thats the one thank you Title: Re: Venison Post by: Maddog on September 10, 2007, 08:29:42 AM I went to the cake shop at the weekend and asked how much the chocolate eclairs were?
"50p he said, everything here is 50p." "Ok how much are the eccles cakes?" I asked. "They are also 50p, they are all 50p." he replied "What about the doughnuts ?" "50p as well, they are all 50p." "Ok I shall have one of those cakes" I said. "That'll be £2 please" he replied "why?, I thought you said they were all 50p?" I asked puzzled "Those ones are ,but this is Madiera cake" he replied. Title: Re: Venison Post by: bolt pp on September 10, 2007, 02:42:03 PM I went to the cake shop at the weekend and asked how much the chocolate eclairs were? "50p he said, everything here is 50p." "Ok how much are the eccles cakes?" I asked. "They are also 50p, they are all 50p." he replied "What about the doughnuts ?" "50p as well, they are all 50p." "Ok I shall have one of those cakes" I said. "That'll be £2 please" he replied "why?, I thought you said they were all 50p?" I asked puzzled "Those ones are ,but this is Madiera cake" he replied. what happend? Title: Re: Venison Post by: Dewi_cool on September 10, 2007, 02:46:11 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks;
Title: Re: Venison Post by: bolt pp on September 10, 2007, 02:47:17 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks; what's going on? Title: Re: Venison Post by: Robert HM on September 10, 2007, 04:45:00 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks; what's going on? It's a special cake that glenner baked, just for you, mon brave bolty. Title: Re: Venison Post by: bolt pp on September 10, 2007, 04:55:35 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks; what's going on? It's a special cake that glenner baked, just for you, mon brave bolty. where are we? Title: Re: Venison Post by: Robert HM on September 10, 2007, 05:00:37 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks; what's going on? It's a special cake that glenner baked, just for you, mon brave bolty. where are we? Royal we? I know not where you are. I am here wishing I was taking the same as you. Title: Re: Venison Post by: bolt pp on September 10, 2007, 05:02:03 PM that cake is obviously ma deira than the others ;marks; what's going on? It's a special cake that glenner baked, just for you, mon brave bolty. where are we? Royal we? I know not where you are. I am here wishing I was taking the same as you. I'm going for a lie down, this is all a bit overwhelming Title: Re: Venison Post by: b4matt on September 10, 2007, 06:27:17 PM A horse walked into a bar, and the bar man said-
Title: Re: Venison Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2007, 06:44:27 PM 'Would have preferred a sheep, but you'll do'
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