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Hi Guys

Now that Tikay has won The Open....we know that online poker must be rigged  ;envious;

What more proof do we need?

It's a fix!!

;hattip;

Charles is there any truth that there is to be an inquiry, possibly conducted by the OFT and Gaming Commission? The result, however, must be comforting to all us fish who now mistakenly believe anything is possible.

We are investigating this matter and have so far revealed the following:

Tikay was seen seven months ago having an 'in depth' conversation with a games engineer. It is understood Tikay bought the engineer both a Praline Flake AND a cup of tea during the conversation.

Tikay last night bought five hundred and fifty entries to the Open Sunday Showdown. It appears he was playing under three hundred and thirteen different aliases, several of which did not involve the name 'Tikay'.

Tikay was discovered to have written card ranking notes on both sleeves of his shirt. The M&S pink Easycare item had notes like "A full house beats a Flush???" scrawled on it in biro.

Tikay had earlier in the day offered to 'do a little bit of IT work' and was later seen hammering the back of the Sky Poker server with a shoe.

It is rumoured that his fellow analyst players in the studio were not in fact connected to the internet but were watching a series of cleverly prepared drawings that Tikay shuffled around 'when they weren't looking'.

look, he's world no1, it said so on a site!

I have it on now

Does he ever miss


behind? in front? runner runner?

thats some poker genie he has got

They say that after many years, and millions and millions of hands your luck will even out.  Tikay must have had some horrible luck in the 1800s.

Mr M. V. are you saying it is tikay acting alone without management help? So those who think there was a joint conspiracy to make sure Ed "Destructable" Deabes wasn't to be the only studio winner, are wrong.

Another worrying development is that it has been suggested that another of your studio guests was seen in a High Street bookies lumping it on a tikay win, it's just not cricket!

I refute all these unfounded allegations. Apart from the one about Mr. Destructable.

I dont know whats going on here, theres a site, it's got rankings and statistics and stuff and it says tikay is the best player in the world.

the thread is aroud here somewhere Mpower posted it

Haha....brilliant!

Infact all you guys made me laugh...

I have my Sunday Showdown on the 23rd - How bad is that.....that I can only tie with Tikay!!!......

The other day, I did see him closely hugging "Hacking made simple" & "Poker 4 Dummies"....suspicious or what!

My solicitor has advised me not to comment further on these scurrilous allegations. I won it fair & square. Ish.

 ;whistle;

Oh so you found a cheaper lawyer then??

<looking for new clients at writs4u>

We've just discovered that Tikay's personal online version of the tournament launched with an "Auto Win Now" button instead of Call, Fold or Raise.

Look, all of you. I won it fair & square.

GO AWAY.

They're just jealous. 

I believe he did win it fair and square, but it blows all the arguments about poker being a game of skill out of the water.....

puzzled is the word

You'd think he had better things to do on his birthday that read the forum.

He is loving it