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how do i put pictures on here?

tell us what it is first


Regards

M

just 1 for the number game

ok

I put a dot in the corner like a full stop

click on additional options then  browse your pics only upto 75 things will work

Regards

M

(Head of I.T for Blonde and Supplier of fine cars to good poker players and old people)

75 things? It's kilometres I think, John.

the numbers game want images that are currently on the web rather than ones blonde host

so you need to find the url of the pic the type {url=www.thepicsurl.com/pictures/number4554.jpg} using square brackets not squiggly

if your still having problems point me in the direction of the pic and i will send you the link in which to post

test

(http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/donkey.jpg)

The easy way is to click the insert image button, which will insert the image tags. Then put your image URL between the image tags.

It should look like this:


But it looks like you've managed it one way or another ;)

Like this

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44113000/jpg/_44113005_scot3.jpg)

Or this

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44112000/jpg/_44112999_scot2.jpg)

Continuing the donkey theme



(joke!!!)

Or even this Beauty

Regards

M

Nice beamer!

Spam :)

What insert image button?

(http://blondepoker.com/forum/Themes/default/images/bbc/img.gif)

Second Row, Second Icon (under the Italic I).

Oh That insert image button.

Yes that one ;)

If you hover your mouse over it, it says Insert Image.

All that money though, and you don't get indicators or a rear-view mirror as standard.

All that money though, and you don't get indicators or a rear-view mirror as standard.

As if you'd need them lol.

Regards

M

BMW drivers don't use them anyway  ;whistle;

The BMW drivers that pull out in front of me without looking or indicating could certainly do with them.  They really do deserve the tag of the most inconsiderate drivers on the road.

(http://www.btinternet.com/~knutty.knights/bmw.gif)

I guess you dont drive a BMW.

Your comments show your style with your vulgar posts.

And hey they made you a Mod.

LOL

Regards

M

yeah i completely agree, BMW'S are dodgy

Said the man with a hideous avatar

Regards

M

I hear what you're saying and complety agree, i wouldnt drive a BMW either

No, I know how to use an indicator and the rear-view mirror.


Sense of humour bypass?  Does that come as an option with the 5-series, or is it a standard feature?


Your point being?


Regards,

K



PS  Is being a BMW salesman like joining a religious cult?

yeah, BMW'S are crap

No, they're very well-engineered cars.  It's just the drivers they attract...  ask Tikay.

no, they're crap, if your gonna buy a decent motor your gonna get a jag or a merc, who has a bm these days ?,the only people who buy bms these days are drug dealers, and theyre only buying 2nd hand cars, whos gonna buy a brand new bm, they're shit these days.

Sorry your right.A very articulate post you've made. Now go to bed or it will lbe too late for you to sign on.

Regards

M     

do you get a special medal for every 500 stout defences you make of BMW in a set timeframe ?

I could actually go further and say you are extraordinarily rude to anyone who doesnt share your BMW utopia, but I'll let you off since you are a car salesman. It cant be helped....

No sympathy from the weak please.

I guess you don't drive a BMW. Work harder you may get there.

Regards

M

   

o.k Swiss

I tried to keep my post as informal as possible because you've got a hard enough job defending BMW when you can understand the post and if i'm honest i'd leave you standing if i were to make an effort.

I dont think the jobcentre is open at the weekend but i imagine with the prices you're knocking them sub standard motors out for these days and your current class of clientele you'd be overtly familiar with the opening hours of the jobcentre

and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at the suggestion that there is a class of person to low to buy a BMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a car jacking the other day, they hit this guy over the head and dragged him out of his motor, it was when they realised it was a bm that they got out, kicked this 8 year old girl off of her bike,jumped on and fled the scene.

why would I want to drive a cheaper car ?  :dontask:

ah right, If I work harder I might get to drive one, I see....

I drove a Z3 a while ago, worst car ever. Hope BMW get out the slump soon, otherwise you will have to change your name to SkodaPower

Regards,

T

LMFAO .... it doesnt get better than that  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Quality quality thread


Regards to Swiss

T

The babys a junglist soldier

It's a religion

Dont be racist

Rasist. LOL

Regards

Swiss

Drinking before posting is not big and it's not clever, don't do it kids.

BTW don't some of these posts break the new(ish) blonde code of conduct?

I'd say asians are the worst for that but then someone would call that racist.

you could just say nissan bluebirds and let everyone work it out from there......

Grass ::)