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words and music by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

    So always look on the bright side of death
    Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

    And always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the right side of life...
    (Come on guys, cheer up!)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
    (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
    What have you lost? Nothing!)
    Always look on the right side of life...

Is that a good thing then ... Yes/No ? 

 ;hide;

not the most awe inspiring appointment

Hope he knows how to say "yes" to the chairman a lot

will hope he succeeds,

Always struck me as a dour, unhappy  manager

Had a good record with West Brom, but i remember him falling out with the chairman there i'm sure.

Could be an "interesting" relationship between him and Mandaric  ;whistle;

Bad isn't good, until it gets worse.

I think he'll do OK, he knows the division inside out, plus he's been coaching at Stoke for free I believe so you can't fault his hunger to get back into football...

Bear in mind you're just Leicester with a notoriously troublesome chairman - any decent manager who knows what he's doing will not have anything to do with Mandaric.

Harry Redknapp managed it... (Well, for 2 years anyway)

He has been bought in as a "yes" man IMO. His first job in management was at Norwich where he was Robert Chase's lapdog, he lost his job when Chase got fed up with the constant protests against his chairmanship and jumped ship himself.

Unlucky Richard, i know this is the one man you didint want, but then again werent the good people of Leicester against Martin O'Neill when he first joined, the rest as they say is history!!

MON's first game, 0-2 home to Sheff U

my ex turned to me and said "another crap manager then"

good enough reason to cite in the divorce papers anyway

Apparently "Ooh Gerry Gerry" Taggart is joining as his assistant, so its not all bad for you.

A legend!

When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle


I've always loved that line.

publicans in the East Midlands rejoice

Megson reminds me of the depressed robot hologram thingy in red dwarf.

Hardly awe-inspiring imho.