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As tradition dictates blonde will be holding a 6 aside football tounament on the saturday morning prior to the poker.
the tournament will be held at a cardiff football centre and will start at 11.30am and will last approx 2 hours.(more details to follow when finalised)
leaving plenty of time for players and spectators to shower and get to the casino on time.

the tournament will be made up of 4 teams all playing each other once in 18 minute matches with the team scoring the most points deemed the BB5 football champions.(more details on match rules and  formats after team participation is confirmed)

the 4 teams are initially as followed:

England southern softies   captain: inthebelly
England northern monkeys captain: chip rich
Scottish sweaty socks captain: geo the sarge
Welsh sheep shaggers.captain: king poker

squads can be made up of upto 10 players who must be blonde forum members signed up before 01/09/07 (to combat ringers)

please could i have volunteers for captaincy of each team please. as usual i will be captaining the reigning champions "southern softie" side.

anyone interested in playing please post on here stating your allegaince so you can be contacted by your team captain.

again we are hoping to have the event televised so its a good chance for some of you to show off your silky skills to the outside world.

I will be the ref, thank you itb, and getting the kids to make yellow and red cards especially.

Quite apart from the obvious discrimination against the Irish, my son broke his leg and I will be on crutches in sympathy. I will however come along to watch and support the referee (support probably being short of stopping each losing team keick his head in)

nice one tighty...thanks


ps

(hope you'll be biased to your former team lol)

being from the north and also being a monkey it is only natural to submit my application to join the northern monkeys team.

making sure i am up and awake at 11.30am will however depend on the activities of the Friday night previous ;)

I will probably attend as a spectator, also holding my crutch.

the jock team will probably be made up of irish as well as since there drumming by the english on the home turf at bb2 they seem to run scared and only 1 or 2 actual jocks actually show up. (Eck being the main exception to the rule)

be good to see you there Duke supporting the lads, its a great tournament played in a great spirit (lets forget walsall lol) and really is a good laugh.
the more supporters there the better to see dave colclough laying shattered on the floor after each match lol

I am incorruptible.

In the main.

no excuses monkey i wanna see your ball skills, 90% of the players will as usual be playing with hangovers! thats half the fun

This Irish contingent will be safer on the sidelines too.  We know our limits!  lol

i'm hoping that after the activities of the friday night that my ball skills will be on display - however i am hoping that it isn't on a five a side pitch in full public view...........

 ;whistle;

no probablies robert want you there just in case any nasty tackles are administored and writs have to be issued  ;D

The Northern Monkeys will hope to put up a better challenge to the well-oiled shandy-drinking team from the sawf.

Was excellent last year, very enjoyable and competitive without being silly.  I'm sure it'll be as good this year.

:)up

so whose the captain of your motley boy band crew this year boshi?

In light of the fact that this is the year of the women's world cup is there to be a team of girlies. If so I will bring a bucket and magic sponge. Post match warm down massages a speciality.

pleaseeeeeeeeeee........... dont start this again, i had enough of ironside trying to organise a womens team in past blonde bashes!

footballs not for girls!  ;nana;

Duly chastised, I will look elsewhere for my fantasies.

though im quite happy for them to turn up as massuese's  ;kev;

Don't know yet.  They're still down t'pit at the end of their 28-hour shifts.  When they get bcak and have their coal-butties and log on, I'll ask around.

I'd do it, but I've got enough on my plate with the quiz. 

Will get back to you later.

Are you in the same kits as last year?  If you are - we'll play in white this year!

OK you have my attention again.

dunno what kit we will be in yet but thats fine you northerners can have white

 :-*

Ill let you be the ref if you can produce your qualified Referee Certificate, otherwise I will don my OFFICIAL referee hat and bring my actual yellow and red cards and do the games..

If you still wanna ref then it will have to be the 'Welsh Sheep Shaggers' team for me then along with ringer xxLOJxx will wanna play.

Ooooh it's Graham Poll in disguise.  Let him play, it's always fun kicking refs.... ;D

 :redcard:

you'll be fine then - it's six a side :D

ahh - good spot!!  ;ashamed;

can i play?

I shall be wearing the Max & Paddy Pakistan top as a super sub for the Southern Softies, IF i wake up in time on the Saturday ;)

see you in the bar about 12.30 then Kev.

You lot are lucky there's no Dutch team so don't have to worry about me and my Johan Cruijff like silky footballing skills ;)

the scottish team is normally a odd ball team due to the fact very few scots can get out of bed in the morning so boldie mr laxie and duke your all in

Come on, you guys all bottled out already?


Ship it to the softies! ;)

nope i am in you duckers cant avoid me i apealed to fifa my red card has been recinded

Bottled out? no way!

At the moment, im just trying to get the time off work to actually come, then we'll get sorted with teams, players etc

Will let you know ASAP

SIGH, is this the point where i spend every day begging inviting players to join the welsh team. Im pretty sure DC and Bongo will be up for it and with me and my mate eif that makes 8.

If any true welsh bloods wanna join then please pm me or chuck a post on this thread, we were quite "flexible" on the welsh qualification rules for BB4 in case we get desperate for numbers so anyone who has ate leeks, driven through wales, got a panchant (sp?) for woolly creatures or loves cheese on toast may also partake for the welsh team.

Roll up, Roll up!!

And whoever had tighty in their team last yr is F****d now coz he was the only thing that stopped us beating you, that mans a goal stopping machine!

EDIT- and of course the old squad from last yr will get first dibs on a place in the squad so let me know soonish if u wanna play again, i might pm u tho first so whatever, im mumbling, rambling and talking sh*t so im off! Ive had a telephone skills course today so im sick of being nice to ppl!

so u offering to captain the northerners then rich?

il put u down as welsh captain KP, surely u can get a team of welshmen on home soil?

as for goalkeepers im sorry to inform you but as good as tighty is our replacement is even better.

looks like 4 in a row for the southern softies im afraid  ;D

which team am i in?

surely ur robert's right hand man in the medic team???

Why do I have a feeling u signed ur ringer up just before the deadline!!

Yeah will do. Kinboshi is my right hand man aswel

But, yeah once ive definately got it off work i'll start getting the players in

as if id do that mate  ;) seriously although not a regular poster he has been a blonde for well over a year

i cant see any names for the softies so put up or shut up

and which team am i playing for

If tighty is going to be the UNQUALIFIED Ref, then I suppose I will be around for the Welsh..

Count me and LOJ in, you probably wont need me, but LOJ is good and Welsh..  :)up

gd stuff

but which team am i in or are you all yellow

no we'll be wearing red

I thought you were going to coach a girlies team.  I'll play if there are enough others up for it.

ok game on

is tantrum playing?

Trouble is most of them play in the ITB team  ;whistle;

well they keep kicking your butt

rookie can you tell ling shes in the ladies footie team

no - she can't make the bash :(

you tried it last time iron and it didnt work....let it go womens place is in the kitchen not the football pitch!

 ;nanana; ;nanana;

organise your fellow jcks iron they all seem to be hiding.


come on geo get a few together

they wont play unless i am allowed to play as most of them are drinkers not dribblers
and not many coming down

i am the coach of the ladies team

simple as

your attempts last time turn iinto a farce.


tell you what if the jocks dont get a team then your ladies can play, but i want to see 10 confirmed ladies asap not 5 ladies and 5 men. 10 ladies in a ladies team simple!


il even help you out charotte will play ok

ok thats 4

claw
charlotte
ling
ginger

possibles
the nun
charmaine
roberthm
tantrum
dana
djinn
littlemissc
pffa
chilli
glenn
londonpokergirl
poppet
suzzane



any more?

good luck getting any that lot to play

I said you had "Not a chance!" not "stick me on the list and I'll go along with it..."

What part of NO did you not get?!  ;nemesis;

It will be a cold day in hell before I EVER play footy!  ::)

On a slightly different note.... any nice handsome young men needing a massage for footy related injuries can call on my services, I'll bring extra massage oil   ;D

there you go iron told you it wont work

i take it hats a yes

gingers in
claw is in
charoltte is in
ling is in
roberthm is in

laxie has just confirmed she is willing to take part

Yeah...ok...peer pressure and all that.   rotflmfao  God help us and call me an ambulance pre match please and thank you.

OK guys,

Any Jocks looking to play please PM me. Eck, after a fine performance at BB4 I assume you will be there again this year?

Geo.

Watch yourself ironsod

He has reading difficulties as it's already been posted that Ling won't be in Cardiff...

i think it must be you boshi with the reading difficulties as ling is almost certain to be present  :D

think you ll find its tantrum that cant make the bash

;ashamed;  Out-read by ironside...  off to ban myself.

;shame;

 ;whistle; ;booder;

Looks like a Geo could be available for selection, any takers?

You wna be in the Northerners Geo?

We'll take you, as you were a good performer last time

My pleasure Rich, can I play to Kin's left?  :)up

Thanks

Geo

Sweet, yeh course!

So we now have

Me
Kin
Matt674
Geo
LeKnave(maybe)
Linux(maybe)
Sledge(maybe)

Oooh decisions decisions - being a midlander I could play in any number of teams.

Used to live not far from Cardiff as a kid aswell (so if the Welsh were desperate I could play for them).

Play 5-a-side quite a lot at work, not very good but I'm always up for a game if anyone wants another player.

Another bad read Geo.  i'm more left-footed than Riise - my right peg is for standing on.  If you're on my left, you're most probably the linesman.

can i play for the yorkshire team please!!

Yeah your in mate

nce one guys teams coming along great.

looks like no jock team again so wil be only3 teams unless by sum miracle ironside gets enough women to play

If this team really has been sorted, Mr. Laxie says he's happy to be the goal keeper (unless someone else wants the spot).  If not, he's still up for a team...any takers?

is it astroturf or grass?

 rotflmfao ;applause;

I'll be clinging to the fence breathing out my Axx after 5 mins, so can latch on to your miskews.

 :)up

Geo

venue still to be sorted but will be astroturf of a kind

forgotten about flusjy surely he can play for the girlies

no..something about "it hurts to kick the ball can't we play with a balloon instead"

is mrs boldie willing to play for the ladies?

lol..I think that's a no chief...more of a drinking weekend for her rather than a "let's play football and run around"weekend.

Let's see.  We'll have been out til all hours the night before.  Up and on a pitch by 11?  I can assure you...running is NOT a prerequisite for the ladies team.   rotflmfao

i might play...just to perv on you blokes though...he he

Perv.

u could do better im sure!

Thats the only reason Kin's playing ;)

better than what?

Perving on a buch of out of shape poker player blowing out their arses?

A suggest the zoo.

Says the bloke who lives with 3 other blokes.

;whistle;

Hahaha, correction - 1 other bloke.....LeKnave, and Linux. lol!

Why else would you be playing footy Kin come on...spill

 :dontask:

hey,you take what you can when your single..lol

My reasons are obviously different to yours then!

You and Fran can compare notes...

omg dont call me Frances,that is for my nana only. ;yellowcard;

Sorry Geoff.

Im playing to beat the ITB crew, hope you are too
 
Just had a sneaky suspicion ur reasoning was wayward ;) haha

We'll just leave the notemaking to Fran

beat the ITB dcrew lol man your funny  rotflmfao rotflmfao

Its guna happen!

fran your in

the ladies team is taking shape ITB you worried yet?

and can flushy and roberthm play for the ladies?

behave!

sorry i need a keeper someone that can block the goal

and none of the ladies have your stature

i was going to try kiv but he's been snapped up

go on Robert, come and play with us!

You temptress!

There's an offer Rob.  How can you refuse? 

(I'd just run)

lol bout the same chance of you winning the poker again!

if you can get enough girls iron then your in

that reminds me i better let charlotte know shes playing lol

LOL - best of luck ;D

You say that...

Shhh, I'm thinking about the post match team shower/bath

we have 5 confirmed ladies (including charlotte and ling) and ginger who has been press ganged

plus robert and flushy (does he know about the bash yet)

so we only need 2 more ladies although we might have a 16 lady squad i dont want to didapoint them

the zoo will be closed as they will all be at the football cheering me on........... ;D

Good lord - I knew there was a reason I should read this thread - since when am I a footballer? And as for shorts - the legs haven't been aired for a reason - and the only shoes I own have heels - very high heels  ;kev;

Having said that - I do give great  ;cheerleader;

So good luck to all of you who make it out of bed in time....

you sound perfect for our team :D

by the way - is there an offside rule in six a side?  If not, stick me down as goalhanger Iron so I don't have to do any running.

No offside rule, but you can't enter the goalkeeper's area - unless you're the keeper (obviously).

OK - I'll just distract him from the edge of his area then.

That's perfectly acceptable, and expected.

*trots off to see if anyone makes push-up sports bras*

Oh GAWD!!!  Thanks for reminding me about the sports bra................. rotflmfao

LMAO - yep, you don't want to be spending the rest of the weekend with two black eyes ;)

Through extensive research, the best sports bras for women with, shall we say, adequate breastage are the Panache ones.  Very good support, allow you to breath, and are suitable for running and other activities that require the most support.

For ladies with more modest requirements, I think there is a wider choice, as the need for serious support isn't as crucial.

Thanks Kin...but how do you even know things like that?  I'm worried about you now. 

It's important to know these things.

sounds to me like you should be playing for the ladies team!

is your better half accompanying you? if so why isnt she playing for iron?

She won't be there.  But she is the reason I know about support bras. 

Yep she buys them and he wears them  :D

...and hassle me for photos of me wearing them.

(or was that meant to be our secret?)

Not now sweetie

king fish poker who is "jizzems mate" and "my mate eifon"?


are they blondes?did they sign up before beginning of september?can we have there blonde names on the confirmation thread please.

are you bringing in ringers????

Jizzemm's mate is actually his brother.  He's first alternate on the list to play in the poker.  Not a ringer.

I doubt if KP has any mates, so I'll pass on the second one. 

Hehe not running scared of "us" welshies are you?

am now i know dan molbys defo in lol

be good to see your silky skills again looking out of place with the rest of the welsh donkeys!

looking forward to it mate.

KP has had us training in the welsh valleys for the last 3 weeks to make sure we are well prepared, I just hope he remembers to bring some subs this time.

We are quietly confident we will beat the notherners. KP has sent scouts to spy on them and according to him the girls would be harder to beat.

I think its ours for the taking this year. We all ready have a full 6 man squad with 2 subs, and looking like we'll find another 2.

Im just looking forward to getting stuck in to the girls, but the footballs gonna be great too!  ;D

Your alright r'nt you

No possible way of that happening!

Northern monkeys year all the way!

THERES ONLY EVER BEEN ONE WINNING FOOTBALL TEAM AT ANY BLONDE BASH AND THERE WASN'T A NORTHERNER,JOCK OR WELSHMAN TO BE SEEN. ;nanana;

the ladies are unbeaten

You're not gonna stand for him saying that about your team are you belly!

We STILL need to confirm a spot for Mr. Laxie (Red Rebel)!  He's Irish (from Cork), he smokes FAR too much, he drinks as much as me (hardly at all..lol) and is happy to be stuck in goals if need be.  Soooooooooooooooo...any takers?

I would honestly welcome him with arms wide open (in a manly way) but as you can tell from the confrimed teams thread we already have a possible 11 players for a 10 man squad. Shame it wasnt last yr when we were scraping to get 6!!!

laxie dont worry we will try and get a skirt to fit him if the odd balls cant fit him in

but as a number of people in the welsh team havent confirm there apearance they will be calling for him soon

Good stuff...won't worry about it for another bit then.  Cheers!

iron is there a particular kit u want us ladies to wear?

ffs Fran - he'll have us in bikinis or something!

A good leader always listens to suggestions, Iron.
 

'Clothes' would be a good start.   rotflmfao

i said kit not kit off,lol.
maybe we should decide amoungst ourselves

He has some "catalogues" under his bed to use for ideas

we can eitehr pick a colour and everyone bring something

or once i get prices on blonde football shirts from ginger

i will donate £100 toward the cost of the 10 shirts and the team pay the difference

the first option will be the cheapest

the 2nd option will be the smartest

and boys dont be stupid i am running this team as a professional outfit

we will storm this cup there will be no sexaully snide comments from the rail tyvm

Ooooooh, our very own coach comes through for us!  Well done Iron!!!

I'm liking the idea of the Blonde football shirts (with our online names on them?), but ok with anything the rest of the team decides. 

I don't think anyone should fork out for footy shirts tbh.  I'm happy just to go along with wearing the same colour.  Preferably not red or it'll clash with my face once I've attempted to run more than 10 yards.

The Welsh get Red I would say.. What do you think Skip

Can we have a poll?

I vote for something black and lacey ;)

you really want to see roberthm in something black and lacey?

might help with the distraction tactic as it goes

hmmm mooobs

Want to play, havent got a team. Any takers?

Yep, the Welsh wear red, and the Northerners will be in white.  The shandy drinkers always make a great effort - but it'll take some going to beat their Pakistan cricket tops from last year :)up

I think the girls should wear something that they all already have - so as not to put them to any extra expense - it seems a bit daft really for them to go out and buy something when they have wardrobes full of clothes they bought in the sales and have never worn.


Maybe something like this:

(http://www.iwanttogoas.co.uk/catalog/images/15171.jpg)

There is a flaw in that though.  Rob.

(http://www.mr-bens.co.uk/images/www.mr-bens.co.uk/big/bg593712892756470.jpg)

Is she playing?

No, but I think the one in the post above yours is... ;shame;

theres doubts over 1 or 2 of our players alex so your in the winning team if you want it?

 ;gobsmacked; Where's me whip?!  (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/whiplash.gif)

whose in goal for the ladies?

at present its roberthm

but there is a chance that a former female international goal keeper might be coming in as a ringer

hi guys just want to say its good to be back on blonde as after reading this thread i forgot about a bad days poker you guys make me laugh it hurts   hello to all and chiprich is right we are going to do it this year

What????

 ;gobsmacked; :redcard:  ;technolog; ...although i do own something like that.... ;whistle;

Don't be shy hun   ;rotflmfao 

skirera dont take any notice of these male chavonists just take out your frustrations on the pitch

kit will be sensible

Just as some of the males will be planning to ease their frustrations

you just keep your eye on the ball

Women cant play football  ;ifm;

Some can:

ouch..and yet I'm strangely excited...is that wrong?

Very

On so many levels.

Ooooo I am so playing now - even if it is in stillettos at the moment - where's that shop that sells those strange things called trainers....

Oh and don't even think about going commando - it's war!!!!!!!! ;nana;

That confirms my attendance.... as spectator.

don't let us down Robert - we're relying on you to save all the goal attempts so we have a shot at drawing.  And think of the lovely team hugs you'll get every time you make a great save :)

Yep...you'll get a group hug every time you save a shot...you CAN'T let us down!!!

Turny im game for team itb. Only if rookie doesnt shout at me though. I dont like loud noises.

Warming to the idea.

Sorry mate, offer ended lol... I decided i would rather you was on the oppositions side so i can kick you. LOL

ok robert my one and only sexiest post

IF my ringer goalie doesnt arrive and you play in goal for the ladies you will get the best view in the house of the ladies backsides

so your in

the ladies team has a new recruit

CHARMAINE

GREAT STUFF!!!   ;cheerleader; ;yippee; ;cheerleader; ;yippee;

We're well on our way to actually having a full line up.   rotflmfao  Good job Ironside!

hey getting this many LADIES when the blokes couldnt find 4 full teams is a great show by the LADIES

and with our 15 goal start in each match and roberthm in goal we will be walking away winners

You havent shown up yet, i'll believe we when I see it!

I smell a side bet in the making.

Looking forward to kicking some balls  ;goodvevil;

In that case please remember I am on YOUR side

Is that ironsides new tactics, the ladies team are going to play with more than 1 ball  :redcard:

just had it confirmed that there will be a trophy awarded to the winners of the football at bb5, still awaiting confirmation of the tv cameras in attendance as soon as i know il let you know.


to save time guys just get the trophy engraved prior to the event with "southern softies" it makes sense  ;nana;


venue to be announced on a seperate thread sometime next week

ChipRich why have you not got Eck in your team?

Because hes in our team ,lol

He thinks he's Welsh.  Like last year  >:?

I am too slow, too fat and lost any ability I used to have. I was watching the Welsh on the telly the other night and guessed i must have changed nationality.....obviously not scottish anymore given they are the new world gods of football  :D

eck is the mrs wanting to play for hte ladies?

I think if the Ladies can field a team, Rookie should be forced to wear a bra and panties (of our choosing) on the outside of his kit that day...while playing.  ;whistle;

All agreed?   

aye

LOL how is that a punishment, he wears them under his clothes every day anyway !!

Maybe so, but this will bring him out of the closet. 

Will there be a grand stand for the spectators?

i wouldnt stay grand stand but the terraces will cost £4 per person per match all funds goign towards the ironside drinking fund

or in other words i think its free to watch but donations towards the ladies drinking fund will be greatfully recieved

Well i am a sucker for buying ladies drinks.

 :goodpost: I'm a sucker for accepting free drinks...so BRING IT ON!!!   :cheers: 

I'll bring my credit card  ;D

You'll need it...I've seen a couple of these women drink.   rotflmfao

Me too, I've got ALOT of over time booked in to cover it

me too.  shocking, isn't it Laxie?

Pleased about that, it seems I am in their team

I know its been a while since i've seen you Robert but is there something you'd like to tell me?

Well, you know I went "missing" for a while.............. It was painless and the hormones are going great.

Well, if last time I saw you is anything to go by you should sue your surgeon.

We won't mention any names. 

yeah we wouldn't want to show them up - bloody lushes.

Wrong hormones you think?

 ;carlocitrone;

PMFSL

GREAT!!!  It's a done deal then...Rookie agrees.

It would be the sporting thing to do. Just think a good photo and we can have a caption comp.

LOLOL... ok deal, you get at LEAST 6 ladies playing some part - (not sitting on the bench) then i will do it.

we already have

charlotte
ling
claw
littlemissc
lazie
charmaine

think thats 6
we also have roberthm and hopefully flushy although i havent heard if he is coming to bash or not

come on ladies 2 or 3 more spaces avaiilable

Respect!

DEFINITELY bringing the camera now.  *runs off to make sure charger is working*

what happened to ginger??

Nothing happened to Ginger!

I was never in the team!

That's what you think

this is how the ladies team will collapse one by one  ;ifm;

ginger has pulled a muscle in her little finger during tonights team event she is on the injured reserve list and we need to speak to the physio to see if she can make it

That's me, she can.

If I can make the team, despite being heavily medicated for a bad back, I'll have no excuses from any of ye!!!

Oh yeah...Londonpokergirl (Mel) should be added to the list.  She's been informed and hasn't been given time to refuse.  lol

and she bringing a friend so there you go ironside 2 more for your squad

Ladies Team is shaping up nicely, but we could do with a few more...just to be sure.

So far we have these ladies confirmed:

claw
charlotte
ling
laxie
littlemissC
charmaine
ruthless
londonpokergirl + 1 guest (they're trying to avoid it, but the offer of free drinks after should surely win em over)  --  EDIT -- THEY'RE IN!!! 

Knew we'd bring em over to the dark side.  lololololol

Goal Keeper:
RobertHM  -  Not 'officially' a lady, but our honorary goal keeper for the day after promises of group hugs each time he makes a save. 

reserves:
mrs boldie?
mrs eck?

Rookie will be sporting an 'interesting' kit on the day in our honour and Jim D is bringing his credit card to cover our drinks after.

Last but not least, our amazing coach for the day is the one and only...IRONSIDE!!!  Thanks for keeping us all organised!!!

So then...who else wants to join our motley crew?  Footy skills not required.  Ability to distract the lads in whatever way you see fit will do grand.  Cheers! 

I reckon you've just nominated yourself as our skipper Laxie  :)up

I got as far as those six words and didnt bother to read the rest........

roll on 13th

Good choice  :)

Ummmmmmmmmm...sorry, but what's a skipper?   :dontask:

*hides from the impending abuse*

Captain/leader/chief/guvnor

and blame taker

nope - that's the goalie you're thinking of there Robert.

One bloke, loads of women, and you think you aren't going to get the blame!!!!

There's always ironsod

ive already gotten the red card and cant play

but as coach and "special one" it's all your fault if things go wrong. If things go well, it was in spite of you :)

if it all goes wrong the players can find me hiding in my hotel room

After all the training that KP has giiven us welsh lads(I use the term, welsh, loosely) what odds is ITB offering on us winning at bb5. ive also heard that KPs mate Eifion(hey KP how do you pronouce that) is an welsh footballing prodigy. We also have a full squad this time. I can see no stopping us.

Also what are the odds on the northerns finishing last behind the girls??

Oh and what odds is Dan Molby to win the golden boot??

weve heard it all before loL.

bb2 the scots had a so called wonder playewr in big tomatoes the english walloped em 26-5
bb3 walsall dealers entered a team of fit pretty boy players the ITB boys put em to the sword.
bb4 northerners raved about "sunday 8pm" as there wonder boy only one winner again!

you guys keep trying, we dont even train and we will still whoop your arses!

as for the northerns finishing below the girls its odds on!

phonetically, Eifion = eye-vee-on

ahem i'm back from holiday now ,, now where do i get this supersized sports bra in time for the bash then??

Has the burning gone down for you to wear a sports bra?

Here ya go Chicka:

http://www.bravissimo.com/products/search.aspx?search=sports+bra&x=0&y=0

No more excuses.   rotflmfao

EDIT - LADS...DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!!! 

good girl Mel - Kinboshi is the expert on sports bras.  I think I heard him say something about offering a free measuring service as well  :dontask:

EDIT - LADS...DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!!! 
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Same here

haha yes the redness is now pinky orangy ;)

pmsl they aren't big enough :)

Ahhhhhhhh just shove em in there...they'll be grand

haha

Mel - for the more....'gifted' lady in terms of breastage, you need look no further than the Panache sports bra.

http://www.lessbounce.com/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Panache_Sports_Bras_5.html

£31.99?!  You're having a giraffe.  I'm just going to have to bounce a bit I think.

well there go any plans of me doing any work today out of the window............

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

Not safe for those easily titillated.

(also, I wouldn't recommend their sports bras to those of ample boobage).

so hardly any of them then? (including their goalkeeper!)

 ;scarymoment;

Thanks for all the links Kin!!!  While I'm delighted you knew where to send us, I'm still slightly worried about your vast knowledge of the subject.   rotflmfao

yea its quite worrying really :)  and the other bit of bad news is that my mate emma cannot make the event

Does she not have a sports bra?

:dontask:

lol we don't share bras u know EEK

For some reason i dont need a sports bra  ;angel;

Ah - but you do.  The extra weight places strain on the neck and back - and can lead to injuries there. A sports bra helps prevent that.  That's on top of the obvious reason for wearing one.

there is no shirt swapping at the end of the event this isnt the womens world cup you know

Think i will be wearing thermals lol

me either charmaine..u not not alone

Girlies - since i have to do a shopping trip for this - what colour are we wearing - and also is it shorts  / tracksuit bottoms / skirts /  - it's been a while - and Rookie is being absolutely no help he just keep laughing at me...


Please Help....

Well I am planning on wearing a rather fetching black, off the shoulder, number.

PMSL

carefull rookie or you could find yourself in trouble in cardiff

It's alright for you, the girls have already chosen your wardrobe.

lol, doh!

i tried to ask bout this hun,but as you may gather i got no helpfull answers..
as captain i think iron should have sent us this information by now

Aren't the standard laws of world 6 a side football that on game day the uniform "must be a skimpy bikini" (as quoted from the 6 a side rule's web site)

Excluding goal-keepers...

ty ty ty ty

FYP

i was trying to set up getting blonde shirts for everyone it would of cost £13 each as i was putting £100 towards them it would of cost £3 each

but there was a problem and thsi cant happen

so i am suggesting that the ladies play in yellow

yellow and my new blonde hair..not a great combination..would yellow shorts and black top work ok iron?

  ;grr;

I was thinking of my own welfare rather than yours!

I vote for black too - hides a multitude of sins :)

I'd nearly go for all black!  I've lots of sins.  lol

good call.  The all-blacks.  Has a certain ring to it - surprised no one's used it before........

That's it then if it's ok with the rest of the ladies...team name and kit  ALL BLACKS

wicked.  Now I can just buy leggings and not have to worry about getting my legs out :D

Don't think leggins will go too well with the bikini though Claire,  didn't you read my vivid explanation of the world 6 a side rules?

we'll wear bikinis at the next summer bash.

still gotta get sports bra and trainers though lol

black is fine

could team captains please update there squads on the other thread please so i can see all squads have enough players before i compile the fixtures thanks

i see now claw will not be attending the bash  >:(


is this the demise of the laddies team iron?
have you enough players?
seriously now best to pull out now b4 i organise everything than on the day

Belly!!   Don't try and discourage em, Haven't you read the 6 a side law either??    BIKINI's

A wee bit of an edit job, but have no fear...WE WILL BE THERE!

not doubting tour commitment laxie but dont think they will all show your enthusiasm

;booder;  They don't have to be enthusiastic...just be there.   rotflmfao

Do we know where this festival of footie skills is being held yet?

im available for footy session if anyone wants another player ;)

I believe the Millenium Stadium is free

yes just need to finalise a few things tomorrow.

look out for announcement tomorrow of venue,fixtures and rules

you forgot about Liv

Sorted :)up

Quick question about that. 

Do we go with the 'grandma's boulder holder support bra and matching briefs' look

or

'Pamela Anderson's been to see the surgeon again and (due to the trauma of the op) treated herself to a shopping trip in France' look

Keeping in mind it's Rookie who's wearing this gear.

LOL

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-3/drag-queen-folsom-street-2.jpg

That's actually kinda frightening Kin.  Married 5 years huh?  God love her.   rotflmfao 

LOL, football gear is underneath you know!!

Get in the shower or you'll miss yer flight to Dublin ya goose!!!

lol done... now to pack and leave by 2.30 :S

Hey Rookie!!!  Now that you've had yer week-end in Dublin, I need to know what size you wear.  T shirt and pants size will do...I can guess the rest from there...ish.  lol  Wouldn't want to cause you any 'pain' by bringing something that's a bit tight fitting.  You have until tomorrow morning to let me know or you're stuck with whatever I get.   You're stuck with it anyway, so it may as well fit.  ;whistle; 

laxie i have met Ben and i would guess size 10 bottom and 32b cup size would fit perfect,lol

LOL, what she said then!

32B!  He's not a B-cup...

make it a c cup

SIZE 10?!  Now I'm jealous!!! 

Will be making some ummmmmmm (how do I put this?)....'alterations' to the top, so cup size can be as big as ya like, but C sounds good.  Don't want him knocking anyone's eyes out.

who is bringing the fruit to fill it?

Filling will be permanently fixed in place...to allow for movement.   rotflmfao

that will do

I was thinking more of an a-cup, or an egg cup.

Don't make him out to be a bigger tit than he already is Iron rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Kiddin as always Ben, can't wait to see the "costume"

Geo

laxie im just going to pick him up from the airport im sure he will reply later.

hes tall and skinny and theres more fat on a drumstick so im sure you can work out the sizes from there lol

You've just described most of the cat-walk models.

Sorry KP, Im now unable to come to the bash so I am letting you down unfortunaetly.

sorry mate, make sure you win it though.

oh dear thats the welsh top player missing hehe

very disappointed in you dan,

but im sure you have a genuine reason for not attending so see you at the next BB where excuses will not be tolerated!  :)up

hope you guys are spending this week confirming your teams, cant afford to many no shows saturday

We'll be there fella.  Looking forward to it.  Well, I am now, not too sure I will be early on Saturday morning after Friday night though!

Where's that Red Bull...?

teams lost claw and liv due to no shows at bash

but is still looking good with one or 2 possible replacements

KP dont remove me just yet, I may yet be able to go. give me a few hours.

this is the attitude doing everything to be there nice one dan whatever the outcome  :)up

a few players have dropped out so if anyone fancies a game and some fun post here and we will gewet you in a team.

even the winning team have one space left in our squad lol

I don't mind playing  I'll bring some kit with me anyway just in case.

Bring your kit, you'll definitely get a game.

Tis in the wash now as played 5-a-side on Monday and hadn't done a wash since - are teams all in different colours or will any top do?

What time is this starting on Saturday morning?

Green (probably) for the Southerners, White for the Northerners, Red for the Welsh, Black(?) for the ladies.  Is there anyone else, I've forgotten.

If you're decent, bring a white top... :D

11am

Details about location, times, etc., here:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=27975.0

Yep found it.

I've got a few errands to do first in Newport, but i'll try my best to get there for 11am.

I will be there KP so dont scrub me off the list... I couldn't let all that training weve been doing for wekks go to waste.

WP Dan :)up

Just packed the Max and paddy shirt boys .. be afraid

 ;applause;

Excellent news pal, us welsh (even the adopted welsh) are made of stronger stuff.

Names back on the confirmed list.

excellent new dan  :)up be good to see you, and now the taffs have no excuse when we whoop em  rotflmfao

Good Luck to all teams and esp the Miners :)

Just checking all of my team are still in?

No late drop outs is there? ;nemesis;

Hi is there any spaces avalible for the welsh football team. I hear that us welsh are nailed on to win the comp this time and would love to batter those ITB boys.

I take it that this is a serious tournament as I dont play in friendlies.

if you are attending the bash you are entitled to play the footie.

who are the itb boys?

ITB, southern softies they are all the same, I hear that they are there for the taking at this blonde bash.

definetly got a few big names left behind but still enough firepower to see off any welsh threat.

dont forget tikay used to be an england schoolboy lol

You seem to be forgetting about the main threat....us?

So did I but I chose to play for Wales instead......Hmmmmm maybe that was a mistake,  ::)

Hehe, I heard that there is a scottish mug called Ironside who has got together a better team than the monkeys

doubt all your boys will have the balls to turn up lol

We turned up last time and gave you a good run for your money!

Linux is one player to have dropped out of BB5 though, no great loss there though!

lol weve lost tomtom which will be a loss to us but we've got a slim line kev making an appearance this time  ;D

the welsh could have the real ryan giggs playing and still lose lol

Wouldn't be anything new in that

Did you just use a map instead ?

So who won the footie then?

The Usual Suspects

Unlucky lads I heard you were robbed in the final by a very dodgy ref.

Robbed??

lol Justice was done after we was mugged out of the game against the girlies.

Good afternoon though was a good laugh!

Numpt

Some 'interesting' refereeing throughout!  Tighty brought his SNG style to the football. 

Well played the shandy drinkers.  NH GG WP.

Ship It.

Yeah wp, we were awful in that first game, couldn't score in that first game at all could we.

Always next time...

..... next time its ours!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Pfft, didn the coal miners come 4th out of 4?

3rd, but you had the help of Tighty in the match vs you,lol

Plus after 4-4 who said it was sudden death penalties?? of course I missed ours....ooops!

You also lost us the Hu too

Shiip

Pfft...there was 2 others! ;whistle;

Yeah, but the ITB boys are the biggest fish ever and would clearly outdraw Fran and Dave

So brudel

Outdraw, lol... I had the damage done, it was just a case of when, not if with Fran


:D ;)

FYP

I'm still hurting.

From the amorous clinch with ITB?

:dontask:

He used tongue :(

That was the funniest and most disturbing thing at the bash,

seeing the physical battle for the ball but then when you both hit the ground, it was waaaay too long before you released each other and got up!

well bel;ly had been told he was playing the ladies

It was my way if thanking him for running a great foottie comp.

thanks robert.


well done to the ladies firstly for being great sports and participating and secondly becomoing the first team to beat the ITB guys in blonde bash history.



the rest of you JUST AINT READY YET!  ;nana; ;nanana; ;nana; ;nanana; ;kneelsucker;

Ladies & Gentlemen -- may this thread be the first to hear this

At the next Bash -- The Duke is coming out of retirement and will be forming a formidable team based around stealth, skill and pure unadulterated aggression

You have been warned.........

lol nice one duke will keep you to that and look forward to the challenge

And if ya don't show up with a team...I've a fair idea what size you are now.   rotflmfao

Didn't you mean to put this on the Roshanmbo thread Duke  :dontask:

cheek i'll have you know that we will destroy (mark that word) all opposition in the FOOTBALL

In fact recruiting already

At no point does he say he'll be playing - just that he'll be forming a team.

For all we know he used to be first team coach Melchester Rovers before retiring and letting Roy take over...............

 ;whistle;

 ;carlocitrone;
and there was me thinking he was Captain for the bodyline series.

I will in fact be leading from the front, although coaching in the art of bone breakage will be offered

Told you so - only Duke can bring bodyline onto the football pitch  rotflmfao