blonde poker forum

well we finally have our own cash tables, it took me ages to think of a name for them ... but i couldnt decide, so we took on a top London marketing agency to get a name that would be catchy and memorable.

After 2 months and numerous power meetings and brain storming sessions in Dubai and Las Vegas they gave us .........


Money well spent I'm sure you will agree LOLOLOL


Anyway, I plan to get these tables named after blonde members, and in coming blonde comps, one of the added prizes will be to have a cash table named after yourself on the blonde poker room (obviously if Jizzem wins, we reserve the right to offer an alternative prize ;) )


The Table values are

NLHE 10c/20c
NLHE  25c/50c
NLHE  $1/$2

PL Omaha 50c/$1

These tables are now open, and rumour has it that tikay and Tighty will be donating NOW !!!

Find them and take a seat and lets get some action going.

Great stuff Kev.  A home game online.

:)up

Tighty is sitting with $200 on the $1/$2 table .... prepare for the stampede !!!

Too 'Rich' for me.  Can't even abuse him though, unless I'm sat at the table!  Sigh...

even better. I am not losing yet

against myself

theres always the 10c/20c table Kin.... I will be along there myself shortly

I is there.

Bring on the blonde fish  ;fish;

You called.

We want more.  There are only 4 fish on there at the moment, and we're all as bad as each other...

 :redcard:

I think you will find I'm worse than most.

I'm in, donating to Byron already. I am unable to chat, for technical reasons. Tongue-tied.

Good Luck.

Do we know who "POnt00n86" is?

UpTheMariners

FYP

;D

Sorted. It's Up The Mariners.

Its been a long time since I've played on blonde - I suppose now might be a good time to try again.

Just need to sort out my deposit first, I don't think $2.08 will go very far, even on the 10c/20c table :)

You need to concentrate on the fact that you're chip daddy in the deep stack tourney on stars!! Now I know who to aim for lol

No, I need something to stop myself betting so much. People are beginning to call me with nothing.

Chip santa will be there about 11ish  ;D

Sorry to everyone at my table, I keep timing out as I'm looking after my 7 week old daughter as well as playing

This is also making me play like a fish , honest

LOL, I'd kill to have your stack right now...card dead and the few occasions I do get cards, flop dead. And my table is full of calling stations!

cash?

Not for me. Both Jon MW and I are playing the Stars deep stack tourney.

I lost a third of my stack against someone who hit a runner runner straight to overtake my 2 pair - but a few hands later I busted him out and got all my chips back, plus a bit :)

Happy for Now - less than a 100 people to the money

I am on the waiting list.  8)

I am on the hitlist after some "plays" ive made!  ;scarymoment;

i might have to name the 10c/20c table "Ironside blonde" if he keeps on donating at this rate !!

kocked me from table and wont let me back

It's for your own protection....

i've moved over to the omaha if you fish wish to donate to my college  fund

you could have called the table 'aquarium'

hey you guys cant always keep hitting 2 outs and me missing straight flush draws

can you?

come on 100 of my bankroll sitting on the PLO table for you sharks

Notes taken, ya fish!   ;nemesis; ;frustrated; rotflmfao

What table?

Where are these tables??

Geo

Bl***y typical. I'm stuck working when I could be doubling my wages playing you lot of fish!

the blonde cash table

You Wish Mr Fish.

get over to the PLO blonde if you wish to get some cash of kiv and kp

I'll be on by midnight!

At the rate some of them are going...they'll be broke by then.

Watching the PLO, how did Tikay become "Chip-Daddy" ?

see first post in thread Geo, the tables are in the cash table lobby under their individual values.

so for PL Omaha click that tab and look for BLONDE CASH under the 50c/$1 list.

See Kev got lucky.....

hit & run son ... its the future ;)

kev we seriously need to move the blonde only PLO to small stakes

none of the blonde fish are going to play st 50/1 and the sharks aint gonna want to play other sharks without some fish

and personally i wont play when the sharks sit down as its out my comfort zone

i may add other tables in the future, but lets run with what we have got for a while.

yeah i am going to run with it but just letting you know i wont be on it often as much as i like PLO i would be bankraupt quick if i keep running this bad at these stacks

just glad only tikay has bought in for the max

Now I remember why I hardly ever play cash.

Decided to concentrate on my tournament for now, but I will be back to Blonde sometime.

After all, a very wise/old man once said that, "You can't beat losing as a learning tool" so I shall endeavour to improve my cash game skills, on blonde, at a later date.

I have made my donation.
 ::)

I wish i knew about these, i would have played some online poker for funsies, its been a while.

They're still around, I'm some people will be playing today. I would be if I wasn't out all day!

I'm around if anyone fancies another bash at the 10c/20c - no KingOfLuckPoker this time proberly...

I'm there now

Oh - I'll join you!

:)up

I'll be on the $1-2 NL from 3pm after the Grand Prix if anyone wants my dosh

I just copped a few $$$ from KP on the 10/20

there are a few there donating ;)

Yep, I'm donating.

GAME #657742914: Texas Hold'em NL $0.10/$0.20 2007-09-16 11:46:20
Table Blonde Cash
Seat 4: newmanseye1 ($18.80 in chips)
Seat 5: theplayerkid ($9.30 in chips)
Seat 6: kinboshi ($30.15 in chips)
Seat 8: KingPoker01 ($32.90 in chips)
Seat 9: duke9999 ($20.30 in chips) DEALER
newmanseye1: Post SB $0.10
theplayerkid: Post BB $0.20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newmanseye1 [Ad Jh]
Dealt to kinboshi [Kh Ks]
kinboshi: Raise $0.80
KingPoker01: Fold
duke9999: Fold
newmanseye1: Call $0.70
theplayerkid: Fold
*** FLOP *** [7h 3c Jc]
newmanseye1: Check
kinboshi: Bet $1.50
newmanseye1: Raise $3.00
kinboshi: Raise $6.00
newmanseye1: Allin $15.00
kinboshi: Call $10.50
*** TURN *** [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7d]
*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $35.95 Rake $1.85
newmanseye1: wins $35.95


50p anyone?

I bet you were happy when i moved my chips in though?

I hate cash!

Doubled up first hand with a flopped flush, drawing to a Royal. Lost the lot AQs v 74o.

Back to STTs

74 os, what fish?

Absolutely - just wish blonde would stop whipping my pants down and tanning my arse so often.

 ;smackedbottom;

What fish indeed!!!!

and then the site censored my understandable reaction.

Donating on the PLO tables if anyone is interested.

I'm donating on the 10c/20c tables... considering I RARELY play cash... good opportunity ;)

got $10.60 in my account, gonna see how quickly i can spin it up to zero at 10/20c

I could only imagine, but i would only feel guilty if i had out you all in, you did push in when i made my hand.

How did you manage that?!  Luckbox was hitting every card he needed last night! 

7 min. have fun all

rotflmfao

might help if you didnt raise 9 bucks into a 20 cent blind structure with 52 or whatever it was. i hope you kept something back to register for the dookers next week?  ;carlocitrone;

already in the tournaments cappie!

good stuff and ill expect a little less reliance on luck next week too:)

as long as they dont feed me KK we should be fine !  :)up :)up :)up

3 of us on 1-2 come and get it!!

It wasn't 52o!!!  He wouldn't shove with that pre-flop, what do you take him for?

It was 53o.

Stop it, I have gardening to do!

Uphill?

I'll leave that to u and chiprich!

I'm getting quite worried there...;hide;

Must get lonely down the mines!

c'mon, give me a bit of slack. one card out wasnt bad:)

T
when the KK comes you know what you got to do:)

table crash for everyon e else?

It did for me yes

Yep - thrown off all my blonde tables.

Just reloaded and the blonde tables aren't there. 

same here

yeah and booted from tournies

yes - looks like they all have as can't find them on the list of tables.

ok time to donk me cash off in casino i just won :()

booooooo

Kev has been messing with the tables no doubt.

All blonde cash tables gone.

I want to know what happened to my BB, did it get nicked or did I win the SB :P

that was a nice little 1-2 guys no?

lets reconvene another time when the system is back up

The tables are back

Yes it was nice. I am taking a break, lunch time and everything.

I will be back later. Personally I prefer a fuller table, 7 handed is good (10 better!). 6 handed and below I am not keen on. ;)

I'm guessing Kevs pawned the Blonde poker Room server after his visit to asda, Must have went crazy in the George aisle

Was just saying that the 10/20c table had been full all afternoon.  Whenever someone left, someone sat down immediately.  Also, the people who left usually came back as well.

Good idea to have the blonde only cash games.  The 10/20c tables are probably a decent level as well, as the money isn't too much for everyone.  The $1/2 table will accommodate those with bigger rolls, although maybe a 25/50c or $1/50c table might be an idea as well.

I actually think it was Billy's fault.  He'd just returned to the table when it all went down ;D.

Soz, i pulled wrong lever :(

Wash your hands before returning to the table.

I was enjoying the 10/20c table a lot, don't normally play cash as don't think I'm very good at it but enjoyed last night so was back today.

Anything higher is a bit much for me at the moment - but I like the fact I recognise some of the names on the tables.

Looking forward to meeting a lot of you at BB5.

Congratulations to Kev and everyone else involved in getting these sorted.

You mean like the 0.25/0.5 table they already have? (But noone is playing at)

That's the one Rich.

;shame;

No doubt shopping for his bb5 footie outfit  ::)

I'm on the 10/20 table , beware there is no draw that i wont chase.  ;flushy;

I'm there too, inflicting bad beats.

Right.  Kev - I want a new blonde account.  This one's cursed.   Not getting 50p off me either. 


GAME #657993751: Texas Hold'em NL $0.10/$0.20 2007-09-16 16:53:29
Table Blonde Cash
Seat 2: KingPoker01 ($54.35 in chips) DEALER
Seat 4: RichEO ($25.15 in chips)
Seat 6: kinboshi ($26.30 in chips)
Seat 7: 5harky ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 9: scotty2hatty ($45.80 in chips)
RichEO: Post SB $0.10
kinboshi: Post BB $0.20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kinboshi [Ts Td]
Dealt to KingPoker01 [Ad Tc]
5harky: Fold
scotty2hatty: Fold
KingPoker01: Raise $1.20
RichEO: Fold
kinboshi: Raise $4.00
KingPoker01: Call $3.00
*** FLOP *** [5s 5c Th]
kinboshi: Bet $5.00
KingPoker01: Raise $10.00
kinboshi: Raise $17.10
KingPoker01: Call $12.10
*** TURN *** [Ahrt]
*** RIVER *** [Aspades]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.10 Rake $2.60
KingPoker01: wins $50.10

ffs, you can have that one for free! Well other than the $25 it cost you

KP, now we know how you did the APAT thing

LOLOL why would i want to give you another account when there is so much more comedy value to come in the one you have ??

250-1.  What can you do?

:dontask:

Stop moaning maybe??????

.25/.5 nlhe anyone??

good for me

Kev where are the tables

My three booted me about ten minutes ago ???

on the case

ive been launched outta my tables too

and they have vanished

oh well i was doing well too.. was only down the $30

they are back

im sitting with sharky and irish1964

cmon over

all up and running

will do after i finished kicking butt in the sat

Kev,

How about setting up a link just for folk who want to start a game. Have a think about how we could do it.. 

I am sitting on the 10/20 table ready to donate... any takers ??

Currently sacrificing baby goats and sticking pins in things to try and remove the blondepoker curse on my account.

When that's done, I'll be back on.  Proberly....

Is that a mix of probably and properly?  Nice word.

I can't take any of the credit for it.  'Tis Ironside's word.

Only Kev sitting the moment.  Might jump on and take all his cash off him before someone else gets there.

Kev left, clearly read my threat!

im back now kipper xxx

Please contact me when Ironfish is on the plo table  ;flushy;

FYP

wont be tonight i am off to play live

you could catch the last plane to aberdeen if your brave enough

you sure you want to challenge me after getting your butt kicked at battrick on sunday

Obviously, I still haven't had chance to spend your donation from Saturday's poker!

Where is everyone


The  ;flushy; is here ready to donate

You guys don't want easy money tonight  :dontask:

Even more easy money on the table now

Anyone fancy some $1 / $2   

we need some more runners for the 1/2

it's no fun playing short stacks

we are playing on the 1'2  come and join in we need players

Players needed for 10 / 20c cash.. Anybody !!

All being well, I'll be on the $1 $2 later this evening.

And if nobody else comes along, I'll bust Denis Heads Up, & you can all watch & admire my silky Heads Up skills.

I'll be along there, too.

Any more for any more?

I'll play some - what time?

I'll donate some at .1/.2!

As soon as I bust out of The Daddy & The Grosvenor Grand Prix Satellites Claire. May not be too long.......

77Dave and I are on the 0.50/1 PLO table if anyone wishes to play.

Later boys, later, I'm still in 2 other comps.

See you in 5 minutes then...

Oi!

Deep in The Daddy, 15th place with 50 left, 20 paid, I can smell the money, & down to 5 in the Grosvenor Grand Prix Qualifier, 2 seats. Only 13 started, mind! But I have plenty of chips, & there are two shorties. bookiebasher is the worry, he's being a pain.

I've been booted from blonde five or six times tonight, I think it's my BT connection which is normally sound, otherwise I'd be there.

In fact I'll give it one more go and see what happens....

how do i locate the blonde only tables please?

They're named "Blonde Cash"

Easiest way is to click the table name column to sort them by name.

Then type B on your keyboard to get close to them. Unfortunately typing BL takes you to the tables beginning with L, so you still have to scroll through the list of B tables.

Anyone fancy cash. I am on all the tables. Come on then if your tough enough

I'll join you on the 10c/20c...

I would, but I think my boss might complain

anyone?

Why not. Probably not too many takers at this tim though.

4 players on 0.1/0.2. Come join the party.

Im on the 10/20 table .... come and get me !!

I'm there, come one everyone

me & stone .... the rest of ya too scared ??

yep

come on rob, the ferrari you bought for me from the $5 extendeds needs fuel

Fill in the gap: G * Y

5 on table now ... come on dont be shy

7 now, tidy game

Missing EVERY flop!!!   May as well have a bank link sign over me head ;frustrated; 

i might join in  ;scarymoment;

it could be worse. My kids get in the car tonight and say, first up

"Dad,High School Musical 2 is on the Disney channel at 7, can we watch it?"

Cue a night locked away with headphones on!

Oh no, see...my kids had High School Musical 2 booked on the sky reminder since start of the week...it IS worse!   rotflmfao

I'll be back after the match

Surely the correct answer is "when you pay the bill for Sky, you can watch what you want. Until then, get back down that pit!!"

:dontask:

lets be having you then

it is like an aquarium i'm telling you

Is there a problem with the poker site at the moment. I have severe delays -- and before you ask I have tried

1. reboot router
2. Reboot laptop
3. Uninstall software and then re install
4. Kicking the laptop
5. Checking the beer for hallucinogenics
6. Signing on the other PC
7. crying
8. Swearing
9. Unplugging no 1 son's 360

All else performs normally (PC wise that is)

I has $20 on the table, should anyone fancy a game.

Anyone ?

Let me know when Ironfish is on the PLO table 24/7  ::)

LOL, least on blonde we have interesting names...on saying that I've just seen someone called "TheCockKnocker" on a .50/1 table...

Im up for a game if anyone is still up?

im sat at 10/20 but happy to move up if someone wants to double me up

I think you have operator issues.

Better to have your bad luck in not being able to connect than losing once your in ;)

Any one want to take some of my Blonde Sat Winnings on the 10-20c cash table?

there are three of us now come on down!!

How to bust a total fish.

Min-raise with some pish like J-9o. Have Kev move all-in for a huge overbet with Aces.

Call, purely out of spite, and flop a straight.

Textbook lol!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao  Just gave me the first laugh of the day.  Cheers lads!!!

I have two hours to kill anyone fancy some cash. Any table your choice

quick, Den has gone now, lets swamp the 10/20 table and not let him on :)

see you there LOL

anyone for some fun on the 10 - 20 tables?

sitting....bored.... 10c/20c come on down

I'll come play some 10c/20c.

Just need to grab a brew first!

Come on, lets see if we can fill the table...

I'll be on any of the four from 7.30pm for anyone looking for an easy bankroll boost...

Virgin challenge and cash vs me? unbeatable value

Sorry 2 bottles = 4 tables, 4 bottles = 4 tables, 6 bottles = 3 tables , 8 bottles = 2 tables, 10 bottles = 1 table -- was home early so 1 table it is with one eye closed,playing by ear if it buzzes i click (pot luck as to the result)

3 on the 10/20 table if anyone wants to join us (I'm donking big time again tonight!!)

Just the 2 seats left on the 10/20 table... come join the fish

Would join in (donate) but the tables are not showing up for me  :dontask:

Making donations at the 10 - 20 if anyone wants to join

Im sitting on the 1/2 nlh anyone about???

I may be a bit later on Jim.

I just cleaned sharky out  who's next

3 handed ATM. Come join the fun. So I can tighten up.

4 handed.

The duke is there and its getting late. He must have had a skin full by now ;)

That mug Turny has arrived too. 5 handed, easiest money you'll ever make. Join the party.

cheeky f@cker lol

hes right though i only sat with 50 and doubled up 2nd hand

rooks the mug has arrived

Rivered it of course.

Nodded off?

im back in the game looking for some more action

anyone about

Anyone for some fun at the 10 - 20 tables?

I am ready to donate again  ;djinn;

roll up roll up, 2 seated and more neaded, if we get enough then kev will come and donate.

i can play untill i get a call to pick up my friend

she is getting dressed so knowing women i could be there for long enough to donate a few thousand

Ironfish is bluffing off his stack with K 7 suited, come get yer fill

LOLOL Iron has a friend !!!

I doubt it, he will be donating for hours on the table ;)

LOLOL  Iron has a female friend

beats callit it off with 75o

lol

 8h Th  FTW

Ironfish is no longer donating, Kev where are you

donkey

 Aww c'mon, i got you to put all your money in when i had you crushed.  Credit where credit is due.

no you never got me to put all my chips in i only had to match your short stack

and if calling all the way to the river with 2nd bottom pair is the way you play no wonder i had you out chipped

dont be bitter

i aint bitter but i might have a few down the pub if she ever gets her f'ing ass in gear

brad , simon and myself donating .10 .20 come join us

thats simon put to the sword whose next?

me!

thats bongo and brad put to the sword as well but they have foolishly reloaded hehe


come join us guys

6 handed now waiting for the mug ironside to arrive lol

filling up nicely now 7 handed

the fish that are sharky and eck have joined us lol

OI'm here too, incentive enough i think

I looked in, saw the action and thought "table selection, this isn't it" sharks the lot of yer.

you scaredy cat you  ;nana;

paying compliments robert never pays off in poker.

Says the bloke sitting with 4 peoples buy ins in front of him!

So that's a "yep"

yep lol but the buggers fished em back lol

still got lucky against laz last hand (sorry mate  ;) )

Sat in your seat later, tripled my buyin then gave most of it back out of pity.

if my run at these tabnles keeps up, i'll be like this guy http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b_60VmFsGW4

all I wanted was to finish the session with a profit....even $0.01 would have been good enough :)

anyone for a game on the 10/20?

Value Now seated, come fill yer boots

that's 3 on the 10-20...all weegies

no messing from me

10 mniutes to double my $4

im going for it big style

come ahead i'm donating....

If a couple more join up, then I'll play. 

Do i scare you?

I have had a good week im feeling generous... ;nana;

What can I say?  I'm tighter than a nun

4 of us there now

valooooooo is here

6 of us there now...and plenty of fish in the sea.

im in :)

so tempted

no must resist

And I've just doubled him up   ;frustrated;

watch him hit and run

only 2 seats left


come on

get some

this is fun

sorry mads

me & Duke on the 10/20 ... come and get it.

ok wait till i crash and burn in the GUKPT thing mate and I'll be there

and done :)

ditto wont be long

700 chips left

No pressure I just filled a Royal Flush -- thats my luck for life gone

be carefull duke is hitting everything..even hits royal flushes HU! :)

My first one ever on-line or live -- and I win 40 cents -- there is no justice in this world -- and least the grandkids will get reaglled for years

4 fish sitting at the moment, more needed  :D

anyone game atm for some chip chucking fun?

sorry away out for the £1500 guarenteed £25 freeze in aberdeen

im on all 3 tables who is about???

Anyone

Most playing the blonde/virgin team event, most likely fill up as people drop out the tourney

Geo

duke and me at the cash tables, what more do you need?>

Me :P

room for more at the table, who's joining us?

Im ready for some easy money, come find me on the 10/20 table.

I'll pop onto 1-2 when the kids arein bed


back about midnight then

6 of us on, Denis just joined us ... we are all gutted that its him and not his daughter :(

still, he is the eaisest money on the table :)

I haven't lost any money playing cash for at least a week - so might as well :)

grrrrrrrrrr bongo stacks me and i get kicked off table, reload and try and get back in and GRANNY has nicked my seat !!!


I am on waiting list .

Now the mugs are mocking me in the chat box and i cant retaliate !!!

i feel bad

















NOT

someone tell Denis my answer to his text QQQ is ... GFY !

LOLOLOL nice one claw, stack the mug !!!

LET ME ON!!!

waiting too... soooo many mugs ;)

Anyone fancy the .25/.50 table?

:dontask:

bugger - just as I was talking about how crap my computer is it goes and crashes on me and i've lost my seat :(  I was pwning those mugs too :D

ok

Kev,

update on sat...1st break 7/45...playing tighter than tighty with QsQh

Geo

GL chap, i just donked off again .... STANDARD !

quick update from last night

Kev 0  Denis 100

Bongo 0  Denis 100

Claw for taking a bribe from kev 0  Denis 100

Anyone else want some.....All I need is the old git Tikay and I can rest easy.

Set it up Kev I will serve him up like a kipper

Denis: "You'll never get back to $20 [bongo]"

30 seconds later I double up...

What about highlighting those players you lost big hands too  ;whistle;

He was just highlighting the ones he didn't lose big hands too, because he didn't win any from me :P

okay folks last chance to take some of my cash this week, no poker for me till cardiff.. so theres a muppet sat at any table you fancy   :hello: