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Title: It's chucks world, more please Post by: ACE2M on September 21, 2007, 10:10:26 AM Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: TheChipPrince on September 21, 2007, 10:49:39 AM Chuck Norris' moves are so awesome, he once finished a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves... Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: RED-DOG on September 21, 2007, 11:15:35 AM Chuck Norris can win online with pocket aces.
Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: TheChipPrince on September 21, 2007, 11:18:49 AM Chuck Norris CAN win with aces, but mucks them, because he prefers winning with 2 5 off-suit... Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: Jim-D on September 21, 2007, 11:54:25 AM Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Love it! rotflmfao Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: ACE2M on September 21, 2007, 12:20:43 PM The bendy bus was invented when Chuck bumped into a double decker while crossing a road.
Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: TheChipPrince on September 21, 2007, 12:35:39 PM When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Chuck Norris f*cking hates lemonade.
Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: The_duke on September 21, 2007, 04:00:11 PM Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: TightEnd on September 21, 2007, 04:44:24 PM Chuck Norris can sell modern BMWs with a straight face.
Regards TE Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: TheChipPrince on September 21, 2007, 04:47:47 PM Chuck Norris shops at Matalan... without membership... Title: Re: It's chucks world, more please Post by: bolt pp on September 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM Chuck Norris worked the door at mothercare for 10 years
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