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£500.  even money.

£1k £2k £4k £8k £16k £32k £64k £128l £256k £512k £1million.  11 even money shots, I do it like this - 3 way acumulator each weekend each game at least even money oods.  once you win this £1million you can bet on certaintys like  Rangers Vs St Mirren at 1,25 odds and make about £250,000 a week! wage!, Then you invest the £250,000 a week on buying houses, invest in stock market, buy shares in football clubs and stuff,  Just buy buy buy lots of things like houses that you can sell in a few years time to make a profit.   its a kids dream but i love it :P   do you love it?  hehe

Take £1.50

Buy ticket on Euro Millions draw tonight

Win £88,000,000

even easier.........

lmao..and just as well thought out :)

You might struggle to find a bookie to take the 500k bet!!

 ;thankyou;

i will send you a postcard ;)

Its no different from winning a big tourney? 


lol this bet looks crazy, But i know my football in scotland, england,spain,italy,  Its 11 double ups but that doesnt mean its coin flips, Its skilled football picks. Skilled i say, Skilled ;)

anyone can try it, for as little as they want, just know what price your willing to stop at.  Can be really exiteing thing to do if you like high stakes, catch my drift? ;)

can i get .5% of your action please?

Can i have your prediction for the Man City v Newcastle game?
 ::) :D

maybe - yes it does sound easy, just 11 games.

But then you get lucky and the first 7 come in - you really going to have the balls to stick £64,000 on one game of football? and if that comes in (a) are you going to have the balls to stick £128,000 on the next game of football and (b) will you be able to find a bookmaker willing to stand the bet?

probably not..........

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It must be friday.

1.....tell Julian that you have £10 000 000 in a foreign bank account which you need to transfer to UK.   2......Await his bank details.3.... Spend money .

I've got a great get rich quick scheme and you can read all about in my reasonably priced e-book "How to make money from gullible idiots on the internet" - Only £4.99 per copy or buy two for a bargain price of £11.99

well duh - how can we buy the book if you dont give us the link?

 ;whistle;

Yes al have the balls to bet £128k £256k, im the most fearless person in gambling :P

I heard bookmakers take £1million bets before, This is how i would do it,  £500 bet 3 way acumulator @ each game at least 2.00 euro odds.,  That one pays out at least £4,000,  the next 3 way acumulator pays out £32,000, the next 3 way acumulator pays out £256k, the final acumulator is a 2 way one to pay £1million. Over 4 weeks, a month,   Bet games you know,  Premireship, Spl, LaLiga, SeiraA,  its some fun anyway,  have a go have a kitkat :)

and you're not a millionaire yet because..??

He is only 16 and not allowed in the bookies, but they are all dreading the day when he hits 18.

lmao yeah...don't know why I never thought of that "just double your money untill you're a gazillionaire" thing...too late now I think.

thread definately delivers.

dont b a bore n try it. It could be you! hehe

what seperates" me " the brilliant " scott kid poker " from somone regular doing it is, Ive been brought up by football and by watching sky sprts news you get alot of info about teams :)

This thread is "Mystery" to me.

GL to u, but my advice, spend the 500 quid on penny sweets, u'll be a lot happier!

If you think this thread is gd, check out his previous one/ones.

Kid Poker,

You really shouldn't be giving systems like this out for free, theres many professional gamblers that would pay a lot of money for free money spots like this. If I were you I would request that the thread is deleted so that no-one else steals your revolutionary idea, and then ask a mod to ban yourself for life so that you aren't tempted to be this altruistic again. Congratulations in advance on the impending million £ wins!

warmest regards,

T

lol ok srry

Bet you couldn't name Benitez's starting 11 for tomorrow though...

neither can Benitez!! :D

;D

The first team raffle. All the players have to buy a ticket! ;)

can i have .5% of your kitkat please?

lol

Let me know if you want a % stake in me.   Ahrt Aspades

A stake? I tyhought you had already gone bust..what with your superteam drawing with Motherwell yesterday surely that was the end of your bankroll? ;)

All the Blondes should take up this revolutionary scheme. When we all win we can take over the World.
 ;kneelsucker;
 

Dear Scott,

I bought into your scheme yesterday by betting the "mighty glasgow ranjurs" at a great value price of 4/7. Obviously not having the same financial backing as yourself, I only bet 50 grand which I borrowed from a guy who stands outside the post office with a leather coat and a rotweiler. I was looking forward to being well on my way to millionaire status.

Now all I am looking forward to is getting my teeth smashed in and eating my meals thru a straw for the next six months.

Can you please rush me the relevant sections of your scheme which deal with minor setbacks like this ?


cheers

laz

I reckon you're on your own with that one laz.

Honestly, some people are never happy, Rangers drop 2 points & your moaning about poxy a 50k  ::)

Scott, don't be discouraged by malcontents like Laz, I know a winner when I see one, I'll be on Betfair straight after I find my leather coat & take the rotweiller for a walk

lol who'll take who for a walk ???

It's okay he's got a saddle.. :D

Its true, I got one from Laz when he retired from being a jockey

rotflmfao

my maths teacher said it was a good idea  ;yippee;   if you do it over  a long time you'll win. ;nana; ;nanana;

Your maths teacher is still working in a school I presume ?

Im upto 4.800  ;cupcake;


you all get my bet on now or i start wipping people ;slavedriver; ;slavedriver;

So whats the next selection?

This isnt pounds - its number of losing selections........

Scheme made sense up to this point.


If you can't lose, why buy houses straight away.

Keep going and rolling over till you have almost all the money in the country, then the property prices will inevitably plummet as no-one else is buying.

After about a year, you can spend your accumulated squillion pounds on these bargains and end up owning around 90%* of the country before your nineteenth birthday.


* Might be just 45% now I know about it too

30% now.  I'm joining in too.

Damm...If I had a spare 5'er I'd join in aswell....ah well I just hope Kin is a good landlord and let's me stay in the shed of my house whne he inevitably owns it.

Of course you can.  I've found a shed that will accommodate you.  Just.

(http://www.garagescapes.com/images/lighthouse_shed_front.jpg)

could be worse - could be one of these :

lmao

I'm gonna read an article on how to turn a $200 bankroll into $5000 and then go from there

Just sell your body.

I'm trying to get the start up $200!!

safer to bury it somewhere remote.....

;tightend;

Mines here........

here is my scheme a complete knock in.

(http://books.mileskelly.net/images/clip_art/bslm/BBW184a-DickTurpin.jpg)

(http://www.chessbase.com/images2/2004/plaskett01.jpg)

*clears throat*

(http://www.antiquemapsandprints.com/scansj/j-20385.jpg)

My scheme didn't work either

stick with it ;snoopy'sguns;   

you could start with £5,000 which will make it easyer ;bumwiggle;

new thinking start with 5k and turn it into 200 using the get rich double up scheme

At 18 i came up with a similar scheme in the casino, i would go in after a night on the lash, with 300 quid, my aim to win 10 pounds for a taxi, it worked for many months until one day the clever casino must have caught on to my scheme and stiched me up with 8 loses in a row.  If only i had more money and the casino didnt have table limits it would be imposible for me to lose!

well my schemes on the rocks now they are closing sub post offices....................................anyone want to buy a shotgun only slight damage is 14" missing from barrels free motorcycle helmet aswell