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Title: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: thetank on October 08, 2007, 10:13:12 PM Monday. :(
Nobody likes it (except the Mamas and the Papas) Anyone got some quick jokes to tell folk to cheer them up. I'll offer up an old fave. Q- What's red and invisible? A- No tomatoes. Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: Graham C on October 08, 2007, 10:32:19 PM that's made me feel worse
Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: raab11 on October 08, 2007, 10:33:45 PM what do mexicans put under their carpets??? underlay underlay Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: Dewi_cool on October 08, 2007, 10:38:46 PM cant say im feeling better
Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: thetank on October 08, 2007, 10:48:51 PM what do mexicans put under their carpets??? underlay underlay :D Whaddya call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? José and Hose-B Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 10:53:38 PM What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: raab11 on October 08, 2007, 10:56:25 PM did you see the wee weedgie fae the barras on mastermind tonight???? his specialist subject was anoraks £14.99 to £18.99 Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 10:58:09 PM What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 10:58:48 PM What's green and hard?
A bogie in a crash helmet Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 10:59:31 PM What's blue and spongy?
A blue sponge Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 11:00:23 PM What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick I love daft jokes :D Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: ifm on October 08, 2007, 11:01:25 PM What's big red and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater Courtesy of a joke book i read in infants.... Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: Ironside on October 08, 2007, 11:18:27 PM that's made me feel worse your not suppose to eat them Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: thetank on October 08, 2007, 11:21:57 PM How do you tell if a weedgie lassie orgasms?
She drops her chips! Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: Graham C on October 08, 2007, 11:23:50 PM what's brown and sticky?
a stick. Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: KingPoker on October 09, 2007, 12:20:27 AM What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge rotflmfao rotflmfao Dont know why but this had me proper lol' ing Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: The_duke on October 09, 2007, 12:27:17 AM Whats Black and dangerous
A crow with a machine gun Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: suzanne on October 09, 2007, 05:12:39 AM What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: TEX FITZ on October 09, 2007, 09:30:35 AM what do you call a judge with no fingers
justice thumbs Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: kinboshi on October 09, 2007, 11:56:53 AM What's black and white and goes up and down, up and down?
A nun in a lift. Title: Re: N/P Quick jokes to cheer folk up. Post by: happybhoy on October 09, 2007, 12:59:32 PM Mickey Mouse hears that Minnie has been playing away from home so he goes to the judge and explains his situation and asks him to grant him a divorce. The judge says 'Mr Mouse, I don't think I can grant you a divorce on the grounds that your wife has big teeth'. Mickey replies 'I didn't say she had big teeth I said she was fucking Goofy'
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