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Not having broadband installed at home yet I have found my mind wandering to random stuff, and last night I came up with (what I thought might be a good) a new forum game to give us a little bit of insight into the characters of our fellow posters.  Let's see if it works.

It is snappily entitled "only post next if you have ever.....".  Someone will post a statement, and someone may only then make the next post on the thread if they are covered by the statment.  They may wish to give a little anecdotal evidence, but that is not necessary.  Here's an example thread:

post 1
Claw75
only post next if you have ever obtained sexual gratification from an animal.

post 2
Kingpoker
only post next if you have ever played football wearing women's underwear.

post3
Rookie
only post next if you have ever been so drunk you can't remember how you got home.

etc etc

I'll kick it off with an easy one so hopefully someone else will be able to post in the not too distant future!


Only post next if you have ever taken a sickie from work to attend a sporting/social event.

Only post next if you have ever been under the thumb

Only post her if you have had a sexually transmitted discease.

End of game i fear.

...ahem *cough*

Only post next if you have been to Thailand

only post next if u have been to australia as well as thailand within the space of 3 months

only post next if your wife/girlfriend walked into the front room with a strapon on shouting u ready hubby rot realising u had a poker game on

well that just about ends this thread, move along now nothing more to see........

 ;whistle;

Dont hink that one is gonna get anyone next...


So

Only reply if you have deliberately caused an argument with your partner to escape to the casino for a night of poker

sigh - you're not supposed to put a whistle smilie, you're supposed to put something for the next person :D

a bit like this post you mean ;) :D

for the record when i posted earlier the statement above never applied........... I've never run a home game at my house!! :D

Only reply if you've ever snogged a member of the opposite sex for a bet

nothing unusual there

Only reply if you've snogged a member of the same sex

only post next if you've ever had your chest waxed.

And bloody painful it was too

onlt post here if you question wether or not Tikay wears a wig...

*Fears ban stick*

Only reply next if you have had a hole in one on a regulation golf course (Not stupid 9 hole par 3 golf courses where every hole is 70 yards)

just the one i must have played more rounds of golf as a junior than the majority of club members would play in there life


only post next if you have marched to the beat of the drum

Yeh, with the pipe band (pipers don't like drummers though)

only post next if you've been abroad to a game at a football world cup finals

Morroco V Belgium & Ireland v Mexico. USA 94.

Only post next if have had an extra marital affair within the last year.

you trying to kill my thread Celtic?! :D

the chance of an extra marital thread in the last year would of been nice


only post next if you think ironside is the great singer since elvis


now thats killed the thread claire

spoilsport.  Anyway, as the two questions above do not comply with the rules 'only post next if you've ever....' I shall deem them invalid and carry on with another.

OK - only post next if you've ever been naked in a public place.

Only post next if you've ever done something that got you arrested.

Only post next if you got caught :D

bugger

ok i was drunk and 18

only post next if you ever got mistaken for a celeb

hehe - even gave some kid my autograph :D

Only post next if you've ever attended a seance

Only post next if you've ever made love on a train

Is that train a tikay train or the one I know as a 'gang bang' ?

confused  LOL

only post if next if you've slept with a soap star

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Thread killed so.......................

Only post next if you have had AA beaten by Tikay with K4

sigh

Spoilsports!

Only post next if you have been unable to get i"it" up due to being out your tree ....

a long time ago.......sigh

only post next if you have covered somebody in sauce from a squeezy bottle from a burger van

right before he punched me and not long before i layed him out

oh the joys of youth

oh he was an asshole and just insulted the german birds i was chatting up


only post next if you have ever won a sky poker limited edition chip set

Seeing as that would kill the thread......

Only post next if you have played "The Open" live in the studio.

Only post next if you have played poker in clothing that can be described as truly obnoxious

Only post if you've got up on a Saturday morning with a hangover and went to work (when you're not meant to).

nope but i woke up at work with a hangover on a saturday morning does that count?

Done that... (think it mighta been a Sunday though)



Only post next if you have ever fallen asleep at a party and used a hoover as a pillow.

Did anyone BUY that excuse for being caught nekkid with said household appliance  rotflmfao rotflmfao

I think I read about this somewhere

Only post if you have ever read a book of 300 pages or more....

Yep & coloured in all the pictures as well.

Only post next if you have been sick in the toilet and were too drunk to lift the toilet seat up first

only post if you have manged to create a variety of four letters words from the phrase armitage shanks whilst between up chucks

Yes ive played the "hair stank game"  ;D

Only post here if you have been on telly.

i was first on the telly in the early 90s when fighting the local councill over plans for a local resource/day centre

the councill panicked that day when they saw 30+ disabled people turning up along with placards and mass local media

to this day i still think some local councill officals dread to hear my name

as before then the local disabilty groups were more into knitting and days out at the local art fairs


only post next if you have spent more than 24 hours in a nick

ive spent 10 minutes in a nicky. Is that the same thing? :dontask:

Only post next if you cried when Princess Di died

I didn't cry when she died, but there was something about the mass hysteria at the time that sent me a bit do-lally, so I cried as a result of her death if that makes sense?

Only post next if you've ever become a member of the mile high club.

Only post if you've ever mistaken someone else for your loved one...

Adam was once shopping with me. He was about seven at the time. I turned round to see him running towards a woman who was bent over looking at trainers. Before I could stop him he had smacked the woman on the bottom as hard as he could thinking it was his mother............much embarrasment

Doesn't quite answer but almost

Only post next if you like ladies football matches

Much better game to watch in many ways in my opinion - more of a passing game.

only post next if you've ever seen a ghost.

Yes, I saw it when it was first released.  Demi Moore was attractive then...


Only post if you've gone out dressed up in nothing but women's underwear.

ok.......on way to very hot date and stopped by police for speeding on the A45......my excuse - i was on my way to a fancy dress party......those were the days!!

Only post if you are a man and only went out in womens underwear.

Pyjama Jump in Sheffield - legendary nights. 


Only post if you've never seen Ed on TV.

does you tube count...

Only post next if you fell in love on holiday

not fell in love, but I left my virginity behind in Majorca many moons ago if that counts......

only post next if you've ever pretended to be someone famous to gain access to a venue.

oooooh - it wasn't me but I was part of it.....does that count?

only post next if you have seen a criminal act being committed but chose not to report it. (bad poker plays do not count)

Everyday when I drive to work (I guess you didn't mean that).  I have seen someone getting a right beating, and just watched.  They deserved it.

Only post next if you have never played roulette or blackjack in a casino.

 ;popcorn;  Don't do 'house games'

Only post next if you have a really big secret you're keeping from everyone.

Only post next if like me you were ever dumb enough to buy extended warranty on an electrical item

Yep and what a waste mof money that was!!!!

Only post next if you drank an 'optic cocktail'




ps Phil, replied to your e-mail but its says you're out of the office..... did you get it?

i hope it was at the same time

Working for Sun Alliance and did a three legged pub crawl where you had to drink one of these at each pub........my dad picked me up from hospital.

Only post next if you've passed wind very loudly at an auspicious event.

multiple award winner at this one

Only post next if you have eaten Little Scarlet jam

Me, james Bond & Royalty could answer that one

Only post next if you have been biten by a shark (or other large creature)

Do big dogs count?  I was only a kid so it looked massive to me :)

Only post next if you have been convicted of a non-minor criminal offence

I guess the only ones who can answer that can't be with us today.........or at still playing poker

So only post next if you wrote to Blue Peter (the childrens programme not the porn film)

? pm me, not heard about that one

Does pleading Not Guilty to Murder in Court 3 of the Old Bailey count?
Pleaded Guilty to Manslaughter instead






(client had a speech impediment)

Only post next if you are, or ever have been, a bad boy biker

how you think i became ironside


only post next if you have woken up in the wrong bed (ir a bed you werent invited into and it wasnt your own)

 ;whistle; ;whistle; ;whistle;


Only post next if you love licking marmite of hot toast

yummy, especially if it's mingled with lots of hot melted butter :)

Only post next if you've ever won a talent competition.

Oh to be seven all over again

Only post next if you are playing poker tonight

Proberly.

Only post next if you've ever lied to get a job.

Always.

Only post next if you have ever stolen something from a shop.

only post next if you have ever cut your own hair.

Only post next if you've been on telly eating a pie.

 :redcard:

Only post next if you've killed and eaten something.

Thread killer! Be realistic people!!!!


Only post next if you drown your beans on toast with worcester sauce.

Only post next if you know what goes into Worcester Sauce & what they do to it... BLEURGH!!!

Malt vinegar (from barley), spirit vinegar, molasses, sugar, salt, anchovies, tamarind extract, onions, garlic, spices, and flavouring.


Only post next if you're getting married in the Spring.

 ;tracet; ;yellowcard; Stoap the bus!!! - half an answer Kinboshi! - they take all those ingredients (including the fish) - and ferment it - That's right - rotten fish!!!

Fermenting is for fruit & grain & is a wonderful thing (I'll even accept fermented yaks milk if I'm in a yurt in Mongolia and dying for a bevvy) - but FERMENTING FISH!!!

You Englandshire types have much to answer for!!!

Right, rant over - carry on - Kev/Ginger can answer Kinboshi's question......

A heavy Indian influence in the creation of the stuff. 

HMMM - more an indian influence in the reason it was created - it was an attempt for the folks from the good old Raj to get similar spices back in Blighty.

You can't beat proper English food though  - like a good curry.

You should go to Villa Park Rod - the Balti pies are excellent as half-time sustenance.

So is there nae marriages planned for the spring?

just kev and gingers

My apologies, didnt mean to upset you. Have removed post so game can continue.

Only post next if you already know what you're wearing to the spring 'wedding of the century'.

I was thinking purple PVC in honour of both the bride and the groom.

Only post next If you think April the 5th would be the perfect date.

Perfect date, it's in my diary now.

Only post if you don't want salad at the reception

;)

I'm willing to do without me salad if it means those two tie the knot.

Only post next if you already know what you're giving to Kev and Jane as a wedding gift.

His will have puncture kit for him, new batteries for her.

Post only of you know their honeymoon destination, educated guesses will do.

nostalgic visit to the homeland - Essex?

only post next if you think they should call their first child Keane.

OR EAGER MATBE

Post next if you have broken your mouse through frustration of poker (I have sacrificed 3 mice to date.)

only post next if you have won more than 1 grand, sterling, this week in poker

only post next if pick your nose and eat it

looks like the last one was a bit of a thread killer - let's try again.

Only post next if you've ever sent an email/text slagging someone off to that someone by mistake.

Only post next if you've purposefully revealed your breasts on live television.

;whistle;

oops

Only post next if you've ever voluntarily locked yourself inside a cupboard for 24 hours.

Does a cell count?

If it was voluntary