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Title: Nicknames Post by: Rod Paradise on October 26, 2007, 11:46:05 AM Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their
friends and workmates. Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. the wee bag on the side). The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that.' The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day. Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...' Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls. The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the craw Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up. Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied. The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion. The Woodpecker - he's always tapping. Neon - he's a six foot tube Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker) Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Newmanseye on October 26, 2007, 01:49:52 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Robert HM on October 26, 2007, 05:30:12 PM There are some damn classics in there. :)
Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Rod Paradise on October 26, 2007, 06:02:53 PM Talking about them at work - heard a couple more:
Sledge - he's always getting pulled by dogs. Axminster - she's a bit rough but easy laid Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: The_nun on October 26, 2007, 06:08:51 PM These are good.. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: lucky_scrote on October 26, 2007, 07:14:45 PM LOL @ Bo Derek
Me and my mates call each other bo <insertname> if we suspect any of us have body odour, we actually just call each other it all the time just for the sake of it now. Good times Title: Re: Nicknames Post by: Pad on October 27, 2007, 09:58:49 PM The Destroyer!
He is always looking for a sub. |