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Took a trip to Caen on Wednesday .. one of the benefits of living in a port is the easy access to a day trip .... anyway, while on the ferry and browsing around the duty free shop a thing of beauty caught my eye and despite several attempts to avert my gaze and resist temptation I just couldnt help myself.

I approached this thing of divine beauty and had to touch ... i slowly peeled away the outer covering to reveal the treasures inside and finally there she was in all her glory.

Ladies & Gentlemen ... behold and drool over the object of my desire ...

Now here is the dilemma ... when do i open this heavenly thing and take my first taste of a single barrel Jack ...

should I wait for Xmas or New Year ... or should I just wait til tonight and have a few nips while playing poker ??

PS. no excuses for catching the bb5 trophy in the pic, it was a shameless chirp and i make no apologies ;)

Get it opened :D   Couple of sips tonight, just to make sure it's ok ;)

Wait for Xmas or New Year

 ;)

Throw it away, f***ing rough stuff!

As we say in scotland Kev.GIVE IT THE GUN.

FFS another slimly concealed brag post..the JD has probably already been skelped and you just wanted another opportunity to show of yer trophy.

You are not suggesting that Kev would have set this up by filling and old JD bottle with cold Tea JUST to get a pic of his BB5 trophy on the forum ?

 ;gobsmacked;

Obviously! It's Kev ffs it probably didn't last till he got off the bloody boat

You make a persuasive argument  ;carlocitrone;

Ohh, Silver Select, very nice!

Did you know you can buy a whole barrel?

Wait until the day your about to go down on bended knee  ;)

Hmmm will i need to be completely trollied to do that ?? LOL and I wanted to open it this century ;)

 

lol , i'd marry you yesterday if we were both single Kev, they just dont make them like you anymore  ;)

is this paul posting on charmaines account again ;)

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao .......... noooo , but do i need to worry now !!  :)

JD and Red Bull is the doggies bollocks!

But I tell you its the come down after it, its worse than the ones that dude from East 17 got :)

if the man wanted a cocktail, he would hook up wit flushy/parker in a dimly lit marina.

wd on bb5. location and an excellent   choice in spirits.


enjoy ALL in our own sweet time.......

for the same reason they only built one great wall of china

there wasnt enough blocks to finish the first one

Open it, drink copious amounts of it, then propose to that gorgeous chicka yer shacked up with...problems solved.

OMFG ... how did a thread about a bottle of (admittedly gorgeous) Jack turn into a "Kev must propose" thread ... its a bloody conspiracy, thats what it is !!

i thought thats why you went to france you mug

We're all romantics at heart Kev  ;)

:dontask: ;whistle;

open yet?

so have you proposed then?

no


NO !!

WHY NOT

and


WHY NOT

Blondes first wedding  ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty;

can i be the wedding singer?

can i wear a hat please ???




oops  ;scarymoment; ummm charmaine posting again

brilliant.  All the mods as bridesmaids and tikay as maid of honour.

congratualtions kev!

All this is providing me with so much entertainment, I've never seen Kev squirm so much!

we could do a combined bB6 with the wedding of the year

being a bit slow on the uptake here

as ever

has ex colchester Kev took up residence with a certain ginger haired lass


and btw the world is not round rite?

You get married Kev and i'll shave for the wedding...

hmmmmmmm decisions ..... I reckon you should go to the pub tomorrow night with your mates to discuss it .....



....  pssst Ginger, whilst he's out get YOUR mates round, open it, drink the lot  PROBLEM SOLVED   ;)

Can I be a bridesmaid?

Congratulations by the way :)up

Soooooooooooooooooo, when's the big day? 

PS  Took ya long enough to ask her, but we'll forgive ya THIS time.

Am I going to have to buy a hat?

Yes:


bridesmaids don't usually wear hats.....


If you two ever do decide to tie the knot it's going to be like a royal wedding round here - don't think we'll let you get away with any kind of quiet private do! :D 

Next spring would be good for me btw.

Ohhh, what colour you wearing?  Wouldn't want to clash!

Its OK, I have just used my mod powers .... I have banned Jane LOLOLOL

i thing you had a typo there its ng not nn

Good idea.  We can talk about all the arrangements without her knowing.  You're such a romantic Kev.

yep he used to be so romantic with me until he started turning straight!

Give us as much warning as you can Kev, suits this size don't come cheap and I need to get saving.

Congratulations both you make a great couple  ;charmaine;

Pleased for you both :)

FFS !!  pack it in you lot.

I promise if ..and i mean IF anything ever happens you will be the first to know ... BUT DONT HOLD YER BREATH !!

I can see it all now,

Thomas Kremsner officiating, Tikay dressed as Cilla, female blondes watching the service, male blondes playing cards across the pews and taking bets as to whether Jane will turn up.

Live updates from Snoops for those who couldn't attend, battling with the lack of internet technology in the vestry.

Back to the hotel for endless cash games and sit and go's. 

Sounds good to me, looking for my hat as we speak. x

Awwwwwwwww, always knew Jane was a keeper...looks like she might be lucky to have you too. 

How about a Spring wedding?

This is all so surprising and exciting.

Just purchased a pack of Bic Razors for sensitive skin in preperation.....

 ;carlocitrone; Does that mean I would find out after everyone else on blonde?? 

Sigh, I'm always the last to know everything

....p.s Long live this thread.... Kev squirming and ffs'ing is sooooo funny!

Jane - will you be having purple flowers?  I might get a hat to match.

Yes Jane...we need some sort of clue as to what colour coordinating you'd like for the big day.  Wouldn't want to clash ya know. 

As for being last to know...surely he'll have formally proposed and (assuming you accept) we'll be second to know.  No worries Chicka.   ;)

You could always do a vegas wedding , no doubt during the WSOP would suit many  ;D

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I love that paper thing..

Congratulaments Kev, u can carry ur BB5 trophy down the ailse as well with you just to get it in all those photos.. Make her proud Kev, make her proud  :)up ;hattip;

Please let Jane sort out the catering, otherwise it will be nothing but pies.

i need to sort out a wedding present

having avoiding going to just about every wedding i could avoid i have no idea what is acceptable

how about a poker chip set or a nice table (ifm does a good one)

how many chips sets you expecing and you think we could orgainse a massive MTT instead of a dance?

For the stag week?:


http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=28680.0

is it wheelchair acceasable?

everything purple surely, not just the flowers.  When my dad married my mum back in the 70s he wore a lovely flared purple suit - I'll ask if he's still got it to loan to Kev.  So have we got an actual date I can pencil in my diary yet, or is it still just 'spring'?

if anyone knows any single ladies that wants to accompany me to the wedding let me know

thing i hate about weddings is everyones in couples and i end up on the table with all the kids

you'll be on the top table with all the other bridesmaids, surely?

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 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

 'Purple Rain' as their wedding song?  Gawd I hope not.   rotflmfao

I really cant wait now, so excited, could do without having to buy a new suit but its more than worth it!

Exciting news just in from the APAT forum - and you thought it couldn't get any bigger, but a double blonde wedding!?!?!   ;yippee;

Kev

DRINK IT soon.

Otherwise half of it will belong to Jane.

Congratulations

Will you lot bloody behave yourselves !!

at the reception?  of course we will.

(http://www.elpachuco.com/jpgs/suits/purple-suit.jpg)

Your kiddding !!!! wedding receptions are more fun with a little tittle and lots of tattle , i'm practising being naughty as i type  ;goodvevil;

What?   :dontask: ;whistle; ;angel;

We're wee angels right now, but as Char said...no promises at the reception.   rotflmfao

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you've got to propose now Kev - anything else will be an anti-climax.  Go on, get it done, then this can go on best of blonde :)

Too be honest I cannot promise anything due to being overcome with emotion.....

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Duke your on fire sir.LMAO

To do list:

Get carnation button hole

Hire purple suit

Launder and iron Y fronts

Buy wedding present - single item display cabinet for his first and last trophy

I've sorted the menu with the caterers.  It needed to reflect the old and new Kev:

(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/805/20088781.JPG)

speak for yourself!

Im in negotiations with these fine ladies to borrow their outfits for the big day.

Luckily i spotted Kin in the bottom left so just waitin to hear back from him now, fingers crossed!

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is there a loyalty bonus?

Have found the perfect outfit to wear.  Granted, it's from my days in the local Panto, but it's just the right shade of purple. 

Soooooooooooo...any time yer ready Kev.  No pressure. 

Jeeeeeesussssssss H Christ !!


Can we talk about my bottle of Silver Select single barrel Jack now ... It has the barrel number and the bottling date hand labeled on the neck ... It is 50% volume ..and it is STILL unopened :)

Ahhhhhhhh, that's yer problem right there.  Open the darn thing already!!!  Can't complete 'step two' if you haven't managed 'step one'.    rotflmfao

Don't confuse him, you know he has problems with any number over 1...

Tis true. 

Ok, here's something to help you out Kev

http://www.weddingplanner.co.uk/

Hey, has my number of posts reached Tikay's birth year yet ?

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I think Laxie's is closer

BC

Make sure you make the proposal special Kev.  I've been married twice and both times the proposals were rubbish (in fact last time I suggested it because i'd seen a ring I liked cheap in the shop, and then after he agreed I had to go and buy it myself as he said he didn't have any money :().  If you want some advice from a female perspective on where and when (as long as it's soon), you know where to find me :)

Save it for the reception or, if you're too mean to share with us, the honeymoon.

So did you both sort a date out yet ???  ;angel;

I have several bottles of single barrel.

None of them have remained unopened however...

Have you tried Gentleman Jack, Kev?

No, why are you lot gonna buy me a bottle for a bloody wedding present  ;grr; ;grr; ;grr; ;grr; ;grr;

when its on im sure ull get more than 1 bottle, its just trying to think what to get Jane

Have you sorted out a gift list yet?  Or do we have to guess?

if you announce it within the next 24hr i will get you a case

I've never been on a hen weekend !!!!!!

please please please lets go to blackpool  ;D

Yep.  So go ahead.  Open it.  Drink it.  Propose.  You know you want to. 

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3073173/2/istockphoto_3073173_marriage_proposal.jpg) 

And after that you still married him!!!

good luck Jane and Kev, hope you will be very happy together.

only read the last bit of the thread.

Perfect couple if you ask me

How did I miss this thread?!

Ah well...Kev's getting married. Good for him. :)

(Thread = Best of Blonde!)

This could be a big enough reason for me to return to the UK.
 ;)
Congratulations

Getting you a bottle of Buckfast.

Getting Jane a bottle of this (http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/2745/2745.jpg)
 She'll need a bottle of 151 proof if she's marrying you ;D

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/roses-4-1.jpg)

Nothing like true love on a Tuesday morning

Nice to see Hello have got the rights for this one.  I like the Indian theme guys - works for you...

(http://www.yappari.co.uk/wp-content/images/blonde/hello.png)

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FYP - Done deal

Have you drawn up a draught pre-nuptual agreement yet Rob ?

That rather assumes there are any assets to be split?

Kev's bankroll three ways...Jane/himself/the lawyers..........

Does Jane get 50% of the lever?

I would imagine he would press for her to get to answer 50% of the loyalty scheme queries as part of the settlement



but we are getting ahead of ourselves......


www.ratners.com

and www.suithire.com

first

FYP

And Ratners - classy.

Yep, he keeps the empties

 ;popcorn;

I think we've moved the action to the other thread.  And there's always the blonde game tonight :D

Both of the happy couple are registered

so as i havent gotten any replies on female members of blonde (or there female friends) to accomany me to the wedding i shall be found at the microphone teaching the singer how to sing

I'll come to the wedding with you Iron - it will be the perfect opportunity for us to do our meatloaf duet at last.

you have to get married now kev nearest i've gotten to a date since 1997

I'll probably bring my fella too.  You don't mind if we go as a threesome do you?

congrats kev & soon to be mrs kev

sigh ... neverends !!! LITERALLY !!

Oh yes it does, it's in the vows "'til death do us part". Or are you going for something more modern?

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Oh yes it does, it's in the vows "'til death do us part". Or are you going for something more modern?
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 rotflmfao

unless i get asked for the delivery details for the blondepoker polo shirt (hoody etc) i may have to stop biting my lip on this thread........;)

Biting your lip?  What are you doing!?

Don't answer that please...

hmmmm, I think Kev may be getting cold feet/second thoughts?

He wouldn't dare!!! 

Too late

Tis true...he can't back down now.  Not after so many people have purchased gifts and wedding outfits.  And imagine poor Jane...shopping for wedding dresses on the quiet...far too late to back down now.

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 rotflmfao ;tightend; ;tightend; rotflmfao

lol brilliant Duke - best yet :D

PLURAL  lol, how many wedding ceremonies are they having  rotflmfao rotflmfao

I freeekin love these.. top draw Ger top draw

Go for more... and hope for the very least   rotflmfao

Why was I expecting a naked picture of Ginger?

The magic 8 ball does not lie.....

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did I ever tell you my middle name is 'Voyant'?

Are'nt Witches supposed to float ?

Dunno, but pretty sure Kev is supposed to propose

he has assured me he will do it before APAt announce the season 1 ending event

so he has a year or 2

Then hes fucked, because details for the APAT season 1 ending event have been released!

no they havent

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Avatar Hijack!?!?

tut tut, the things people will do.

Why is the bride holding a lightsaber??

She's marrying Kev.

I know, it's shocking...

Well it was to them :)

By the way, before the finger is pointed I absolutely deny changing Ginger's avatar.

oh now i see, just noticed it..

Who did that anyway !! Kingfishi u been at it again...

Saying that I now feel like Wedding is coming on, a good reason for a jolly up and visit to Amsterdam !!!

She probably did it herself....

Proposal on Channel 846 tonight, allegedly

Yes they have, its the OnLive thing that was announced last week. The only thing they havent told us are the dates.

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thank goodness for The Daily Blonde.  Finally a paper that reports the facts accurately and without spin.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

It's rumoured that the editor's up for a Knighthood.

Groan.

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nice one duke - spam it around as much as you can :D