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I've just finished reading a very funny book by the comedian Dave Gorman...Googlewhack Adventures

In it he tries to find "Googlewhacks", two words which when put together into a google search produce one entry and one entry only

He then travels the globe finding the people behind these googlewhacks etc etc

It's difficult, but strangely addictive.

Who wants to find me some Googlewhacks...?

The first two in the book were

Francophile namesakes

Unconstructive superegos

you can get his  googlewhack adventure on dvd and its AMAZING

Well... I guess they're not googlewhacks anymore. :D

Mr end, Must say your new avatar id far better   wp

ah cripes.

These googlewhacks used to be a lot easier.

I can't even get out of the 1000s at the mo.

months of laziness overcome with a single minute of decision

I can do a 4er:

"interracial interpolation"

I got 9870 from that!!!

Am I doing this correctly?

Heid's had a  :blonde:

Not untypical, we'll humour her

Have another go dear....

Aren't you sposed to use "" marks?

This interwebnet thing confuzzles me.

 ~:

no phrase marks woman!!

Oh bugger.

Not playing then.

rules

no quotation marks

each word must be found in a dictionary

the page google finds cannot be from a word list of any kind  eg thesaurus


Heid,the site you need is www.google.com

just in case you were struggling to find that

Tart

yes please, jam.

1. Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?

2. Weren't you going to bed?

3. I bet I can get it with "hoofing ground"

1. Yup.

2. Yup. Goodnight

3. I'll check in the morning. 

Bah humbug!

only if you spell it incorrectly.

No, bah humbug has 12579 references in google

try harder

interstitial gazumping

63?

interstitial occicat

1 result

only 2 letter 'c's

21 results.

Nice effort though.

Nope .. occicat is a breed of cat - 2 c's :)

I want a ruling :)

unfortunately there is no google entry for intersitial occicat

and 25 for interstitial ocicat.


My ruling is you have to call for all your chips and then leave the competition

This place is fixed - this wouldn't happen blah blah muffle muffle whimper.

Beat 25?

Heid
xx

I know its not in the dictionary but 'jimmysue poker' is a good one  ;topofclass;

Mr End, What have you started!!

I had to do this at Uni once ( yes, you read it right, we had to find googlewhacks!! lol.) that time it took me 35mins and I won a coffee hmmmm. Do you think I can find another one.... NO!!!

So far I have come up with the following near misses:

counterintuition volleyball  << 4  Grrrrrrrrrrrr

counterintuition kaleidoscopic << 3!!!!

ambidextrous counterintuition  <<  2.. grrrrrrrrr

counterintuition teacup <<  another 2

had loads of 0 returned, but have to go out now before my head explodes!

great attempts those Ginger!

beats 25...easily!


it's a lot harder these days, so many people have tried to googlewhack since the book/dvd.....

ambidextrous counterintuition - does that not count? - there's 2 google matches - but both on the same site

close, but no cigar

1 match only

counterintuition twirl - one match only  8)

Counterintuition Dyslexia  :respect:

But did you spell it right? ;)

prestidigitational accomplishment got me 3

I think so  ??? when I google just dyslexia it comes up with 5.7 million. Anyway Heid gets half of both of our prizes for the counterintuition part!  :cheers:

 ;applause;

luckyblind and rod are clearly the god's ballcocks.

Hey, Not that i'm really fussed as I didn't get a direct hit, but it was me that found counterintuition, not Heid!!!::)

I was thinking it - you just caught onto it <ggg>

So it was - you can take a half credit from each of us - that puts you in the lead with one googlewhack!!

Does Jane's not count??

Surely if it's the same site it's only 1 hit??

Typical, go out come back in and within 5 mins I get a hit.  ::)
*********************** !!!!!!!!! Now i've not clicked on the link as the kids are around, and from the decription it seems a bit rude!!!


OMG!!!! James clicked on the link to have a look, I've deleted the words that led to the site as it's MORE than a little rude. VERY SORRY to anyone that took a look!! :-[

hmm. what makes you think that, ya filthy monkey...

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Got one at last.




Keratogenic Zugzwang

Funny when i last looked i was in the living room with the kids and you were in the kitchen SMOKING!!!....and cooking, love you, lol

Well that makes me sound like a right fag ash Lil, cheers hun!! 

You could always stop smoking...

Fighting talk that!

Smoking mmm!!! >:( >:(
Ive smoked from the age of 15, am 36 now,I gave up 4 weeks ago not had one at all, chewing gum like its going out of fashion.
Someone please tell me this is gonna get easier,cos am still climbing the walls!!!! ??? ???
kind regards Shelly xxx

It will get easier and the weight will pile on, so make sure you goto the gym ;D ;D ;D I was on about 3 packets of chewing gum a day for the first year, then about 1.5 packets of chewing gum for the 2nd year, now im in my 3rd year of being a "non-smoker" and im on about 1 packet of chewing gum a day ;D ;D ;D ;D.

I read " Allen Carr's, Easy way to stop smoking" which I found helped me greatly, especially with the psychology of stopping smoking.

I am so happy being a non-smoker, and you will be too.

Good Luck and be strong

Thankyou so much for that Nemesis
Shelly xx

Sorry it doesn't count on two technicalities, one is that word lists are excluded and the other is that both words must appear in google's dictionary, i.e. both words must by underlined in where it says "Results 1 - 1 of 1 for Keratogenic Zugzwang. (0.02 seconds)"

Counterintuition Twirl and Counterintuition Dyslexia are right on the money - top marks.