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Title: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: tikay on November 26, 2007, 06:25:51 PM

Well, those were my instructions - no, really. You see, she makes her Sky Poker debut tonight as a Presenter, & as I'm tonight's Analyst, I'm supposed to, well, be gentle with her. It's also her 40th Birthday today. So this is what I'd like you to do.

Drop an e-Mail (tonight) to "theopen@skypoker.com", wishing her well on her Sky Poker Presenting Debut, & for her 40th Birthday. The best e-Mail gets a Spot Prize.

PS - I'm gonna enjoy this. Don't let me down, please.

xx


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: jizzemm on November 26, 2007, 06:31:56 PM

 It's also her 40th Birthday today.

Never... 40..

Good luck.. and  :birthday:


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Graham C on November 26, 2007, 06:33:52 PM
40, just like your 38?


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: celtic on November 26, 2007, 06:35:36 PM
40, just like your 38?

Tikay is 28 Silo. Come on everone knows that!!!


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: tikay on November 26, 2007, 06:47:59 PM

Don't argue - just send your e-Mails in. 40th Birthday, right? ;)


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 06:52:41 PM
I feel a poem coming on  ;whistle;


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Karabiner on November 26, 2007, 06:54:35 PM

Don't argue - just send your e-Mails in. 40th Birthday, right? ;)


Is she the one who's breeder's hips you complimented ?

PS I was starting to worry about you Tony, long time no post.


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: KeithyB on November 26, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
I feel a poem coming on  ;whistle;

I feel a TV history moment coming on entitled "death by clipboard" involving poker analyst and aggrieved poker presenter!  ;nemesis;


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Sark79 on November 26, 2007, 07:22:49 PM
lol


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Indestructable on November 26, 2007, 07:26:52 PM
I am in,well sort of as my mate will be playing under my Joda like tutorage.  :D


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: ripple11 on November 26, 2007, 08:49:55 PM
 in tonight and email sent ;)


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 08:51:45 PM
out early in onlive -- i'll be there


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 08:55:52 PM
oops not in -- full -- never mind i'll still send an email


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: scottbufc on November 26, 2007, 09:39:20 PM
its hard to be nice when my A10 called by A9 and A9 wins. Sky has some poor players...


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Claw75 on November 26, 2007, 09:41:10 PM
well i've sent Michelle a nice email.  Tikay will probably stick it in the bin!


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: celtic on November 26, 2007, 10:01:37 PM
I'm scared..... my girlfriend thinks tikay is funny FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: RichEO on November 26, 2007, 10:17:21 PM
The Duke - T-total  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 10:18:03 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: RichEO on November 26, 2007, 10:19:51 PM
Well, T-total except when you drink. Which I suppose is completely true  :cheers:


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: celtic on November 26, 2007, 10:21:26 PM
duek t-total except when he drinks lol

its a  ten and a spade - no its a heart michelle!!! tikay being gentle with her lol


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Nursey on November 27, 2007, 12:54:25 PM
Hey Guys

Well, Tikay being gentle with me. I should have known better than to believe that. Big Butt indeed. I actually quite like my child bearing hips and womanly butt, gotta have something to grab onto right???

Can I say thanks to you lot, you sent some really nice emails, I have been on loads of forums and even though I don't get on as much these days, you lot are definately the best community I've seen. I suppose it's because you have Grandad looking after you. I had great fun last night, TK told everyone I was super nervous tsk tsk never....professional to the bone haha when he was taking the mick I desperately wanted to make a comment about how Tikay has to leave his position and walk all the way up to the Stats screen to read the positions out because he is too blind to see haha but I wasn't sure if I was allowed to mention we had a stats screen that we read off so I couldnt :)

Anyway, hopefully I'll be working with T of the K again soon and I'll be more relaxed so I can get my own back

Stupid old Codger  ;)


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: ripple11 on November 27, 2007, 01:58:48 PM

You did great for a 40 year old  ;)


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: steeveg on November 27, 2007, 02:29:11 PM
wow shes lovely, did great,, didnt watch last night, watching replay today, i would of sent Michelle a nice e-mail anyway without getting bribed by a spotprize, i think tks got nice hips as well, thats what the doctor said when he had them replaced anyway,


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Indestructable on November 27, 2007, 05:19:03 PM

You did great for a 40 year old  ;)

Agreed.
 ;)



Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: tikay on November 27, 2007, 10:53:43 PM
Hey Guys

Well, Tikay being gentle with me. I should have known better than to believe that. Big Butt indeed. I actually quite like my child bearing hips and womanly butt, gotta have something to grab onto right???

Can I say thanks to you lot, you sent some really nice emails, I have been on loads of forums and even though I don't get on as much these days, you lot are definately the best community I've seen. I suppose it's because you have Grandad looking after you. I had great fun last night, TK told everyone I was super nervous tsk tsk never....professional to the bone haha when he was taking the mick I desperately wanted to make a comment about how Tikay has to leave his position and walk all the way up to the Stats screen to read the positions out because he is too blind to see haha but I wasn't sure if I was allowed to mention we had a stats screen that we read off so I couldnt :)

Anyway, hopefully I'll be working with T of the K again soon and I'll be more relaxed so I can get my own back

Stupid old Codger  ;)

Oi Orpey, don't give away my trade secrets!

Seriously, thanks to everyone who e-Mailed in to encourage her & wish her well, I thought she did just great. As to her hips & butt, every time I walked behind her up to the Guest Area, for some reason I thought of donkeys, & where to park my bike.

She'll be all right, & so would I if I had her looks & talent.


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: tikay on November 27, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
wow shes lovely, did great,, didnt watch last night, watching replay today, i would of sent Michelle a nice e-mail anyway without getting bribed by a spotprize, i think tks got nice hips as well, thats what the doctor said when he had them replaced anyway,


NeverEnds......


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Indestructable on November 27, 2007, 11:24:32 PM
Hey Guys

Well, Tikay being gentle with me. I should have known better than to believe that. Big Butt indeed. I actually quite like my child bearing hips and womanly butt, gotta have something to grab onto right???

Can I say thanks to you lot, you sent some really nice emails, I have been on loads of forums and even though I don't get on as much these days, you lot are definately the best community I've seen. I suppose it's because you have Grandad looking after you. I had great fun last night, TK told everyone I was super nervous tsk tsk never....professional to the bone haha when he was taking the mick I desperately wanted to make a comment about how Tikay has to leave his position and walk all the way up to the Stats screen to read the positions out because he is too blind to see haha but I wasn't sure if I was allowed to mention we had a stats screen that we read off so I couldnt :)

Anyway, hopefully I'll be working with T of the K again soon and I'll be more relaxed so I can get my own back

Stupid old Codger  ;)

Oi Orpey, don't give away my trade secrets!

Seriously, thanks to everyone who e-Mailed in to encourage her & wish her well, I thought she did just great. As to her hips & butt, every time I walked behind her up to the Guest Area, for some reason I thought of donkeys, & where to park my bike.

She'll be all right, & so would I if I had her looks & talent.

If you mean this Tikay, I had an email offerring some wonder pills. Might be something you need.  :D


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: RED-DOG on November 28, 2007, 01:49:31 AM
Are they industrial strength?


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: steeveg on November 28, 2007, 10:21:37 AM
wow shes lovely, did great,, didnt watch last night, watching replay today, i would of sent Michelle a nice e-mail anyway without getting bribed by a spotprize, i think tks got nice hips as well, thats what the doctor said when he had them replaced anyway,


NeverEnds......
know how you feel tk,am only 5 years younger than you and i take more stick than you ,lol


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: MKKfish on November 28, 2007, 10:47:49 AM
Can anyone post link/piccie of said bum/hippage?.... (er Nursey's not TK's )


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: boldie on November 28, 2007, 11:09:08 AM
wow shes lovely, did great,, didnt watch last night, watching replay today, i would of sent Michelle a nice e-mail anyway without getting bribed by a spotprize, i think tks got nice hips as well, thats what the doctor said when he had them replaced anyway,


NeverEnds......
know how you feel tk,am only 5 years younger than you and use my walking stick more than you ,lol


FYP


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: AllInKev on November 28, 2007, 02:18:04 PM
Can anyone post link/piccie of said bum/hippage?.... (er Nursey's not TK's )

I can find a good picture of M.O in her bra n panties ...


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: boldie on November 28, 2007, 02:41:34 PM
Can anyone post link/piccie of said bum/hippage?.... (er Nursey's not TK's )

I can find a good picture of M.O in her bra n panties ...

Every picture of Michelle is a good picture :)

*this message is brought to you by a student from the TK school of charm


Title: Re: Michelle Orpe - "be gentle with her tonight"......
Post by: Tragic on November 30, 2007, 04:04:26 AM
I look older than her and I'm 20....