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Don't do it


jesus H Christ


it's all a con from womankind...painless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


im in ffricking agony here

PMSL

LMFAO ... MUG !!

when I had mine, had to ask for further doses of anesthetic as I could feel everything that was going on ;grr;

oh god


i cant read this thread

Kev can u delete it

NO bitch, all men need to be aware of the lies women tell you about the painless procedure ..

You just carry on doing your john wayne impression LOLOLOL

lmao...think of al the benefits though...erm...yeah, anyone?

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What's all the fuss about?   :dontask: 

i had the snip years ago, i was advised not to do anything for a day or so, just rest and definetely no work or lifting, i never had a problem , never regretted it and the op was a doddle, could feel what they where doing but a bit like dentist, feel it but no pain, trouble is a few people i worked with had the snip and started lifting stuff or getting up ladders within 2 days of having the op because they felt ok. then next day there swollen and walking like john wayne for months,so my advice to anyone thinking about the having snip is, dont fret over the op,its a doddle,i never felt a thing, arrange to be looked after for 2 days , you will feel ok , but dont even make a cuppa  just take it easy and you should have no complications if you dont you could spend months in pain ,also expect your willy to start popping up for no reason for months,its great ,lol,

My brother has just had it done and got an infection  ;tracet; i'm going to wait for the male pill call me a chicken but hey i can still  ;karabiner;

you can always just pick up smoking or wear tight underwear..that'll kill your boys without an operation :)

Best thing i ever done and it was painless enough, Couple of asprin and i was fine after it, although when he sutured the snipped tubes it did smell like burgers.

A word to the wise also, Do not bathe for too long and try to remove your own stitches, i did that and the wounds opened up again and i could see a ball ready to pop out! 

that scared me ....

ffs leave it out, i'm in front of my computer crying just reading that!

Poker heaven... forever more in the Cut Off.

so was I...with laughter admittedly..

Brings back painfull memories ..................

ANYONE who says it doesnt hurt is a liar plain and simple!!

You have 2 great big f**k off needles stuck into your ball bag!

yeah thats why they give you anesthetic , i never felt any pain, yes you are a bit sore and tender after the op,thought that goes without saying,even that was ok as i just lay on sofa for 2 days resting, which is best thing to do, but the op was a doddle,i never looked what they where up to down there as a small screen was put on top of my stomache, chatted to a nurse all the way through,i never have a problem at the dentist either ,nothing to do with trying to be hard, but if your thinking of 2 f**k needles stuck in my ball bag , its going to be a lot worse than what it is. if you come out of hospital and do anything physical ,yes you could be in agony for months, hospital tells people this,its up to them,

>:?

Wimp   rotflmfao

You betcha  ;surrender;

I was thinking about doing this 2008.

really looking forward to it now  ;scarymoment;

This is just a sneaky way of stopping stupid people from breeding.

quick update


as you all might imagine i had the op this morning...was relatively painless..but obviously very very uncomfortable....

I only swore once and apologised.....but i was told the anesthestic has only one hour till it wears off

so quickly,me and the missus in the car with the soul intention of making it str8 up the road...but alas.....'I'll just pop in the shops get something for our breakfast'....says she

no problem..says I....still in a fully numbed up state..

but during the course of her expedition,succesful may i add..tatty scones and square sausages the pain started to hit home......boy oh boy...

condition RED...got her sharpish in the car and after swearing at white van driver to GTF outta ma way we were once again on the final lap...

condition PURPLE  now....starting to feel sick..sicker.......whoa..stop the car ( im driving )..then i fainted...lol

my missus ( nurse now ) brought  me round..of course the 1st words from me 'where am I?'..I really had no clue...got my bearings..opened the door and was violently sick...gave her a right fright..thought i had passed on....

anyway im fully icepacked up/doped up on pills for the night and thx for the responses

all in all a marvelous experience to which i heartily recommend to all the gentlemen of blonde

seriously, this thread should have a warning in the title and we need a throwing up smiley please.

As my dad always said."The snip is for Catholics and guys who cheat on their wife" ;)

My next door neighbour had the snip as a surprise birthday present for his wife ???  With in a year she had run off with a rugger player.  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Hmmmm  now i know why he was so eager , he must be catholic  ;carlocitrone;

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 rotflmfao :)

lol @ Newjapseye

It was in the summer holidays, the family was at home when I arrived back. My teenage son met me at the door. "Well Dad, I guess I'm the man in the house now," he announced cheerily. "Why is Daddy walking like that?" the six-year-old girl wanted to know. "He's had his balls removed," replied ten-year-old Big Sister with a worldly-wise air. "They're not removed! They're just ... disconnected," I protested. "Like batteries," added Big Sister, by way of explanation. Little Sister's eyes grew wide - this was adding considerably to her knowledge of Weird And Disgusting Facts About Grown-Ups. "It's so that we don't have any more babies," I added in a last-ditch attempt to drag the conversation back onto the pedagogical track. "You wouldn't like that, would you?" "Couldn't you just ... not do it anymore?" asked Little Sister (making babies: see Weird And Disgusting). "Or why not just use a condom?" drawled the teenager. "We're not getting into this!" I blurted, deciding that where this family was concerned, you might as well throw the Good Parenting Manual away. "I've had an operation. I'm going to bed. Now!"

The op was ok the aftermath was a bit wierd

lol, a great thread, Its almost like sitting around a bar having a beer talk.

rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao brilliant.
 disconnected, aol should start doing the snip ,

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  This thread has made my day!!!!   ;tightend; rotflmfao

Hearing the word pedagogical used has made mine.

I got it done so that the wife didn't need to take the pill as she was having problems with it - constant headaches, sore stomachs etc. Made sense.

A piece of piss - lie on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on yer baws for 2 days.

The missus ran into Farmfoods for the frozen peas and came out all worried. She got in the car and said - 'I'm really sorry, they only had frozen sweetcorn, will that be OK??'

Luckily, it wasn't on the cob.

so will u make the cut off inyour next tourny????

Without doubt the most frightening thing I have read on any forum, ever.  And here was me about to go get said procedure done soon...