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Title: Canoe believe it? Post by: TightEnd on December 05, 2007, 01:34:36 PM OK so you have allegedly done a bunk and faked your own death in 2002, eventually the Mrs got the death certificate from the coroner and claimed the life insurance and the pension lump sum
Mrs sells up and goes to live in Central America. You are inadvertently photographed there with her in 2005 So why in 2007 do you turn up at a London police station, tanned and well? and when you do, could you not come up with any better than "I remember nothing since the year 2000"? :dontask: Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: boldie on December 05, 2007, 01:39:46 PM OK so you have allegedly done a bunk and faked your own death in 2002, eventually the Mrs got the death certificate from the coroner and claimed the life insurance and the pension lump sum Mrs sells up and goes to live in Central America. You are inadvertently photographed there with her in 2005 So why in 2007 do you turn up at a London police station, tanned and well? and when you do, could you not come up with any better than "I remember nothing since the year 2000"? :dontask: because you are..after all..an idiot Title: Re: Can ue believe it? Post by: Dingdell on December 05, 2007, 02:03:24 PM The police had a tip off 3 months ago that something was amiss - so the alleged fraudster hears about it and trys to cut them off at the pass by turning up innocently. If that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is.
You can't write this stuff. Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Bongo on December 05, 2007, 02:04:54 PM Wouldn't he be better off staying in South America?
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: The_nun on December 05, 2007, 02:05:50 PM What is this thread about, can someone fill me in.
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: TightEnd on December 05, 2007, 02:16:57 PM What is this thread about, can someone fill me in. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7128196.stm Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: The_nun on December 05, 2007, 02:24:47 PM Cheers...looks like he is up the creek without a paddle...
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Bongo on December 05, 2007, 02:28:55 PM What is this thread about, can someone fill me in. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1bTqfbXnZs Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: TightEnd on December 05, 2007, 02:29:00 PM Looks like the Mrs might have to say "slalom" to Panama too
Oh good, another pun thread Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: boldie on December 05, 2007, 02:31:05 PM I have to tip my hat to him..almost very well done.
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: bolt pp on December 05, 2007, 02:31:40 PM I mean how thick do you have to be to let yourself be photographed after moodying your own death, thats always gonna have comebacks, doughnut.
Also more importantly 4/10 for the title ::) Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: The_nun on December 05, 2007, 02:32:05 PM I've just been filled in by Bongo..
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Colchester Kev on December 05, 2007, 02:33:21 PM did they glue him to a kaYAK ?
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: boldie on December 05, 2007, 02:35:18 PM His return is more surprising than Diamond Dave getting back with Van Halen.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2CyIH_ebE Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: TightEnd on December 05, 2007, 02:36:10 PM Lets hope it doesn't lead to a raft of copycat stories
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: bhoywonder on December 05, 2007, 02:42:13 PM I've just been filled in by Bongo.. WP bongo ;smackedbottom; Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: b4matt on December 05, 2007, 05:33:56 PM If he gets put away, his wife could always have him dug-out...
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Geo the Sarge on December 05, 2007, 07:10:58 PM Looks like his plan went down the PAN, AMAzing what people will try.
geo Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: AndrewT on December 05, 2007, 07:21:55 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think.
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Geo the Sarge on December 05, 2007, 07:27:38 PM ;applause; ;tightend;
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: kinboshi on December 05, 2007, 08:35:26 PM Maybe he had a row with his missus, and decided that he'd lay his cards on the deck and try and try and bluff the police, oar something similar?
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: thetank on December 05, 2007, 08:42:50 PM Lets hope it doesn't lead to a raft of copycat stories The ripple effect? Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Dingdell on December 05, 2007, 08:44:11 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: RED-DOG on December 05, 2007, 08:52:04 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Yes I will. When Trace says it whooshed her, it means she missed the point, or doesn't understand. Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: kinboshi on December 05, 2007, 08:54:05 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Yes I will. When Trace says it whooshed her, it means she missed the point, or doesn't understand. rotflmfao Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: AndrewT on December 05, 2007, 08:59:18 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Hey, there'll be no whooshing before the wedding night. Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Bongo on December 05, 2007, 09:00:41 PM The Dingdell?
(http://www.the-cartel.co.uk/whoosh.gif) Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: boldie on December 05, 2007, 09:02:02 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Yes I will. When Trace says it whooshed her, it means she missed the point, or doesn't understand. lmao Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Dingdell on December 05, 2007, 09:16:55 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Hey, there'll be no whooshing before the wedding night. That's racist - surely only the welsh will get that one?? Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Claw75 on December 05, 2007, 09:20:33 PM I didn't get it either, and still don't get it. What has ITV's version of Ceefax got to do with canoes?
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: thetank on December 05, 2007, 09:32:22 PM In 2002, his missus gave her pinsent to an uninhabited grave.
Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Dingdell on December 05, 2007, 10:24:42 PM Cor, a clear case of fraud, I think. Has this whooshed me? Someone explain please! Hey, there'll be no whooshing before the wedding night. Well there might have to be unless you hurry up. And believe me I'll be saying that again on the wedding night! ;D Title: Re: Canoe believe it? Post by: Indestructable on December 05, 2007, 10:41:56 PM They have found a photo of the couple taken last year and as a result she has owned up that she knew he was alive.
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