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A man who just died is delivered to a Glesga mortuary wearing an  expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Big Tam the mortician asks the  deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that  the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his  best in blue. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what  it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband  dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit  fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very  satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did  you spend?'

To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'nae  charge,' he says.

'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!'  she says.

'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin. You see, a deed man o  about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left  yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his  missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit  insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.'

 
'So, I just switched their heids.

It made me laugh too.

and me!  :D