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Having a crap, what sort of toilet paper shall i use ??


Jesus H Christ, are we all that bored we have to start a new thread every time we are hungry or cant decide whether we want ketchup or bloody brown sauce ...


Yes I am grumpy .. no effin car and im having to walk in the cold and rain.

Andrex quilted.  I thought the aloe vera sounded great, but it's a bit slippery if ya know what I mean.

LMAO.

Don't use that shiny stuff or a page from a glossy magazine unless you want to lose traction and leave a skidmark that extends up past your belt line.

I know, I was that soldier.

It depends on the colour of your bathroom. Colour co-ordination is so important these days.

Also you should consider the moist andrex option and then if you do is it,
Option 1: Moist tissue only?
Option 2: Moist followed by dry?
Option 3: Dry followed by moist?

 ;bump;

how did you get on?

Depends which camp you are in Usain old son ...  Some say that I have never been, thats why I am so full of it ;)

Others will tell you it all came out well in the end.

Ok then

We had an outside toilet, and we cut newspaper and magazines into squares and hung them on a hook in the" privey"

Try the news of the world , they are good at printing ****

why do you start your posts with: "Ok"?

Ok I'll stop doing it then

I'm gonna start doing it then cos i think it's brilliant!

fyp

Baby wipes ftw to remove any leftovers.especially if u are wearing white undergaments

I feel bad about using baby wipes, coz when I do I keep thinking of the baby somewhere that is getting wiped with normal tissue. Spoils the whole experience.

Co-op own brand for me, if it was good enough for my grandad...

Ur rite tank.4 evry ying there is a yang.n why the fck am i typing like a txt ned.must stop it.kin even annoying me.n fk english bank holidays 2.us scots keeping the country running once again.n fk fecking zebras,they look out of place,should b khaki n tan colours,n fuk....

You're a mess woman, a mess I tells ya.

If you're bored, try perfecting the art of the alfresco crap and the use of nature's loo roll.

Haven't bought white skiddies since an embarrassing moment during college days.

Andrex when you get the 3 extra free.  Otherwise Waitrose OB.  Preferably in Aqua

tracing paper.

I've got this quilted stuff but on closer inspection it doesn't actually appear to be quilted at all. there's just an embossed pattern

Hope that inspection was a 'before' not 'after'