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Title: A couple of gags ...
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 09, 2007, 02:50:50 AM
Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'




I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty, now I got the f***ing Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.


Title: Re: A couple of gags ...
Post by: celtic on December 09, 2007, 03:02:40 AM
1st one old.

2nd 1 quality
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Title: Re: A couple of gags ...
Post by: taximan007 on December 09, 2007, 08:29:26 AM
Sam Allardyce is appearing in Pantomime this year.

He is playing the part of the Pumpkin.

He said in an interview "the best part is when the Fairy Godmother turns me into a COACH"


Title: Re: A couple of gags ...
Post by: steeveg on December 09, 2007, 11:59:52 AM
Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'




I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty, now I got the f***ing Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.
rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao needed cheering up today, brilliant,
wish i could wind a few m8s up and tell the football coach joke, have to leave it till liverpool get a good win again .lol