Title: APPT final Sydney Post by: geeforce1 on December 10, 2007, 02:02:26 PM hey all
any1 playing this 1? gee Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 02:39:12 PM Qualified for it but can't go because I'd lose my shitty new job because I need to pay the bills.... :(
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: action man on December 10, 2007, 02:51:53 PM did u get a refund?
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 02:55:32 PM did u get a refund? no..didn't get anything other than no response from Stars APPT for a full month. Stars support informed me (as was my suspicion and as we all know in their T&C's) that you have to take the package so I'd get nothing. It's the way it is..so there will be an empty hotelroom and an empty chipstack at the table where my place should be :( Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: UpTheMariners on December 10, 2007, 03:02:44 PM did u get a refund? no..didn't get anything other than no response from Stars APPT for a full month. Stars support informed me (as was my suspicion and as we all know in their T&C's) that you have to take the package so I'd get nothing. It's the way it is..so there will be an empty hotelroom and an empty chipstack at the table where my place should be :( could you not sell it? Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 03:38:36 PM did u get a refund? no..didn't get anything other than no response from Stars APPT for a full month. Stars support informed me (as was my suspicion and as we all know in their T&C's) that you have to take the package so I'd get nothing. It's the way it is..so there will be an empty hotelroom and an empty chipstack at the table where my place should be :( could you not sell it? nope. I said "listen have a freeroll for it on Stars I can't use the package" but they wouldn't have it. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 03:48:41 PM I'd be willing shave all my hair off and even have plastic surgery to improve my looks but i'll be blowed if i'm going to pretend i'm a Dutch man from Scotland to fool stars into thinking that you could make it after all........ ;whistle;
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 03:51:41 PM I'd be willing shave all my hair off and even have plastic surgery to improve my looks but i'll be blowed if i'm going to pretend i'm a Dutch man from Scotland to fool stars into thinking that you could make it after all........ ;whistle; I was actually thinking of doing it that way..just say "if there's any bald guys who think they can pass for me who want to play it I'll give them my passport ..go and have fun " :) butdecided against it eventually. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 03:53:27 PM i'll do quite a lot if there's banana money involved but i have to draw the line somewhere :)
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 03:54:43 PM "if there's any bald guys who think they can pass for me who want to play it I'll give them my passport ..go and have fun " :) Rod lives near you doesnt he? ;scarymoment; Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 03:55:38 PM i'll do quite a lot if there's banana money involved but i have to draw the line somewhere :) hahaha...you've got too much hair mate..oh and the constant eating of banana's would of course be a clue as to your real identity. (and if someone playing underm y name were to last longer than 1 hour they'd get REALLY suspicious Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 03:56:35 PM "if there's any bald guys who think they can pass for me who want to play it I'll give them my passport ..go and have fun " :) Rod lives near you doesnt he? ;scarymoment; lmao..can see him at the casino "Aye, it' s me..Ah Swear..Ah've just piled on 200 pounds in the past month" :) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 03:59:56 PM lmao..can see him at the casino "Aye, it' s me..Ah Swear..Ah've just piled on 200 pounds in the past month" :) You obviously don't live that close to him then? ;) hahaha...you've got too much hair mate.. I'd be willing shave all my hair off and even have plastic surgery to improve my looks Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 04:01:34 PM lmao..can see him at the casino "Aye, it' s me..Ah Swear..Ah've just piled on 200 pounds in the past month" :) You obviously don't live that close to him then? ;) Nah I moved house as soon as I found out he stayed within a 15 mile radius of me...anything within 15 miles of Rod can't be a good neighbourhood ;) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: MKKfish on December 10, 2007, 04:03:28 PM Woah!... you got the $2,000 expenses cash yes?
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Rod Paradise on December 10, 2007, 04:05:13 PM lmao..can see him at the casino "Aye, it' s me..Ah Swear..Ah've just piled on 200 pounds in the past month" :) You obviously don't live that close to him then? ;) Nah I moved house as soon as I found out he stayed within a 15 mile radius of me...anything within 15 miles of Rod can't be a good neighbourhood ;) Got a good memory though - and a penchant for holding a grudge ;nemesis; Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Suited_Jock on December 10, 2007, 04:05:43 PM wow dude that really sucks... maybe you will sneak into the money??
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 04:14:11 PM wow dude that really sucks... maybe you will sneak into the money?? doubt it mate. got the 2k expenses so made a profit but definetly gutted as it would be the biggest thing I ever played. Then again..I have a mortgage to pay and that's the end of that really. If I had been single I would have told my boss to stick his job up his arse but I'm not and didn't. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 04:16:38 PM doubt it mate. got the 2k expenses so made a profit but definetly gutted as it would be the biggest thing I ever played. Then again..I have a mortgage to pay and that's the end of that really. If I had been single I would have told my boss to stick his job up his arse but I'm not and didn't. Simple just win the tournament and pay off the mortgage with the winnings and you wont need the job you've just been fired from!! Oh wait, win the tournament - sorry my bad ;whistle; Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 04:20:15 PM doubt it mate. got the 2k expenses so made a profit but definetly gutted as it would be the biggest thing I ever played. Then again..I have a mortgage to pay and that's the end of that really. If I had been single I would have told my boss to stick his job up his arse but I'm not and didn't. Simple just win the tournament and pay off the mortgage with the winnings and you wont need the job you've just been fired from!! Oh wait, win the tournament - sorry my bad ;whistle; wow that is scarily close to my reasoning. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 04:20:58 PM lmao..can see him at the casino "Aye, it' s me..Ah Swear..Ah've just piled on 200 pounds in the past month" :) You obviously don't live that close to him then? ;) Nah I moved house as soon as I found out he stayed within a 15 mile radius of me...anything within 15 miles of Rod can't be a good neighbourhood ;) Got a good memory though - and a penchant for holding a grudge ;nemesis; no you don't..one Stella and that's you all nice again :) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: matt674 on December 10, 2007, 04:35:57 PM no you don't..one Buckfast and that's you all nice again :) FYP Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: boldie on December 10, 2007, 04:56:44 PM no you don't..one Buckfast and that's you all nice again :) FYP lmao..soo true Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Rod Paradise on December 10, 2007, 04:58:03 PM no you don't..one Buckfast and that's you all nice again :) FYP That's not fair - it was the rum I'd been drinking that night - the Buckfast was the next night ;D - some sneaky person set that pic up ;) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: lazaroonie on December 10, 2007, 05:23:24 PM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland.
Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2007, 05:29:59 PM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland. Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... it was a short cut ffs :) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: MKKfish on December 10, 2007, 05:36:13 PM Buckfast Anthem..
http://uistbhoy.podomatic.com/entry/2006-04-27T12_40_22-07_00 NSFW!!..Language Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: ZZZZZZZROPE on December 10, 2007, 06:03:27 PM gl geee TID!! :)
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: lazaroonie on December 10, 2007, 06:15:56 PM Buckfast Anthem.. http://uistbhoy.podomatic.com/entry/2006-04-27T12_40_22-07_00 NSFW!!..Language for another alternate scottish song - cant find a recording of it, just need to make do with the lyrics . Milngavie is pronounced Millguy btw....Apologies to Don Mclean.... A long long time ago, I can still remember how Those weeji bampots made me laugh, And I know if I had a chance To see those Neds and Sengas dance, I'd laugh my fucking arse off once again. 'Cos don't they realise it's not clever, Drinking Buckfast doon the river, Tucked in trackie bottoms, They look just fucking rotten! I can't remember if cried When I saw these bams in East Kilbride, But it amused me deep inside, The day the mucker thrived! And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" Did you write the book of shite "Can I borrow ten bob, gonnae gee'za light?" Bugger off yer full o' pish! Oh and do you belive in hard core techno? Huv ye gubbed 5 eckos fur a night at the Metro? An’ can you teach me how to speak reeeaaallll slow?! You can tell that she's in love wi' him, 'Cos he's fae Ibrox and she's a Tim, They both kicked off their socks And those manky old Reeboks. He was a scrawny youth with a GAP pull over, A sovvy ring and a stolen Nova, They fell in love when he muff dove 'er, (sorry!) The day the muckers thrived.... And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" Now for ten years you've been on the dole, Hingin' aboot at the Paisley Toll, And that's just how it's always been. When the mucker screamed at the Polis van, In a coat he'd stolen fae TopMan, And a fag that came from you or me. But while the cop was looking dapper, The wee bam chibbed him on the napper, Dressed all in Kappa clobber, As he shouted, "suck ma dobber!". While wee Tam stole a shirt fae 'Mark's', And Boab slashed some ***** in the park, They all buzzed petrol in the dark, The day the Mucker thrived.... And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" Helter Skelter, if the wean cries belt 'er Writing mentions on the old bus shelter, Eight days straight drinking Faaaaaaaaaast! Doin' six month for selling smack, The chip pan diet and the heart attack A night out at Archaos wi' the burd. The Sengas reek of cheap perfume, While name-tags jangle round the room, Each one grabs her geezer, A fag and lemon Breezer. The lack of class is hard to hide, They cannae wait to get inside, A stair-heid winch and a door-way ride, That's how the Muckers thrive And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" You'll see them in their usual places, With silly hats and ugly faces, Ootside the offy acting hard. So Shug be nimble, Shug be quick, And get an ounce of speed on tick Then cut it up and sell it to yer pals. All lined up ootside the "Paki's", A rainbow of exotic trackies, Giein' abuse tae grannies, Ya fucked up bunch of fannies! And as the day turns in to night, The neds may gang up to start a fight, But on their own they're soft as shite! I've made a Mucker cry! And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" (Slowly with feeling) I met a girl who sang 'The Sash' I asked about her pant moustache, But she just told me to fuck off! I went down to the local chippy, Where the Neds hung out and the staff were nippy, And the muckers there harassed me for some fags. Baseball hats at stupid angles, The girls each wore three dozen bangles, Hair done up with scrunchies, Munching crisps and eating Crunchies. But the three meals they enjoy the most, Are chinky, chippy, beans on toast, Come Glasgow fair they hit the coast, The day the mucker thrived And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee ***** fae Milngavie!" Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Royal Flush on December 10, 2007, 08:42:24 PM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland. Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... it was a short cut ffs :) lol what a night! Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Rod Paradise on December 11, 2007, 11:49:24 AM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland. Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... it was a short cut ffs :) lol what a weekend! FYP How long did we persist in getting up to select another song on Laz's MP3 player before some bright spark suggested bringing it over to us? ;D Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: booder on December 11, 2007, 01:00:34 PM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland. Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... it was a short cut ffs :) lol what a night! lol all buggering off home leaving junglecat to wait on his own for a taxi.........even his mate flushy Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Royal Flush on December 11, 2007, 01:05:15 PM was it not caffreys and the gentle rocking of a york bound train that sent you off to dreamland. Followed by Kev marching us 4 miles around a caravan park at 1am to find the right bloody van..... it was a short cut ffs :) lol what a weekend! FYP How long did we persist in getting up to select another song on Laz's MP3 player before some bright spark suggested bringing it over to us? ;D lol was classic! Nearly as good as discussing Laz's "cuban connection" otherwise known as Fidel from Lidl.... Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2007, 01:08:32 PM Lazeroonie and his Lidl Cigars ... fkin classic :D :D :D
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: booder on December 11, 2007, 01:10:55 PM i reckon Laz would have been crying like a baby if Davey had chinned him
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2007, 01:13:10 PM bloody hell ... memory lane, whos up for a lads weekend in scarborough next year ?
I reckon we should make it an annual pilgrimage :) Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: booder on December 11, 2007, 01:14:33 PM bloody hell ... memory lane, whos up for a lads weekend in scarborough next year ? I reckon we should make it an annual pilgrimage :) would the missus let you? Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2007, 01:15:44 PM Sigh , of course .... doubt she would let me drive though ;djinn; ;booboo; ;oopsy;
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: lazaroonie on December 11, 2007, 01:20:29 PM can we not go in the winter though ?
think the damp in my lungs has just about cleared up.... Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: booder on December 11, 2007, 01:26:04 PM Garrry,Garrry i think there's somebody still here.
cue Kev "what do you want?" cleaner man " you should be out by 10.00 am" kev " what time is it now?" cleaner man " its err 9.40am" kev " well..fuck off then" loooooooool Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2007, 01:26:52 PM I think my ribs are still aching from when you said you were going for a shower, it was like trying to get a king size quilt into a single quilt cover, fkin hilarious.
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Rod Paradise on December 11, 2007, 02:13:29 PM Highlight of a generally hillarious weekend - the big man asking the taxi driver if he'd ever been offered sexual favours instead of the taxi fare - with me, Booder, Kev in the back and Laz in the front seat. The poor guy nearly started crying ;D ;D
BTW another weekend there would be great - the casino was a belter. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: lazaroonie on December 11, 2007, 02:37:14 PM maybe we can get the irish to go as well and start another ruck in the casino.
tables and punches flying everywhere lol... Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Royal Flush on December 11, 2007, 02:42:15 PM LOL what a great weekend it was. I wonder what is kept in that closet?
Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Claw75 on December 11, 2007, 02:44:06 PM LOL what a great weekend it was. I wonder what is kept in that closet? you mean you weren't in there to see? Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: Rod Paradise on December 11, 2007, 02:49:43 PM maybe we can get the irish to go as well and start another ruck in the casino. tables and punches flying everywhere lol... And in the trailer park ;D To be fair they were all embarrased by yer man. Title: Re: APPT final Sydney Post by: taximan007 on December 14, 2007, 10:22:43 AM Payout Structure
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