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Title: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:00:21 AM Help out anyone rude enough to join as late as 2008. All the in-jokes, maybe we'll get a definitive list on the go
To get us started....... - Glasgow Bandit's has a tendency to make lousy betting tips. - Tikay is getting on a bit in years - Dewi likes a Guiness - Colchester Kev like pies, or did at one point. - Flushy is a deal-making poof. - Bolt lives on a ruff estate and uses big words - taximan lives somewhere exotic (and likes to remind us of it a lot) - Chilli looks good in a mini-kilt - Tank plays lots of sit n gos - Dale plays a few more - ITB boys always win at football - Ironside likes lapdancing - AdamM doesn't like it when they move the short stack. - KingPoker shags sheep etc etc, help us out. If you're not a blonde cliché yet, try a bit fucking harder, maybe one day. Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 02:05:49 AM tighty is our leader (or he thinks he is)
Sark is a barking mad axe murderer that no one has ever seen Indestructable has been on the telly more times than the fkin test card Boldie is a German Dwarf Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Ironside on December 14, 2007, 02:09:09 AM booder likes a freeroll
ironside is the worlds best typist Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:10:05 AM Matt674 shares 96% of his DNA with humans.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:11:41 AM Lazaroonie used to play poker with President Nixon back in the day, and is a jockey.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 02:14:53 AM Red Dog looks like one of the Village people and makes the occasional final table on Ladbrokes
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:16:50 AM Charmaine keeps Clinton's cards in buisness.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 02:17:36 AM Madasahatstand wins the ocassional coin flip
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 02:18:46 AM Compo wears cheap linen suits and couldnt tip shit off a shovel
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:19:35 AM Madasahatstand wins the ocassional coin flip also, makes Linda McCartney look carniverous. Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:20:42 AM RobertHM wears naff wooly jumpers.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Bongo on December 14, 2007, 02:25:51 AM Ironside is the master of AK
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on December 14, 2007, 02:29:10 AM It's always past JP's bedtime.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: taximan007 on December 14, 2007, 02:51:29 AM Ginger deserves a medal
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: madasahatstand on December 14, 2007, 08:46:33 AM Madasahatstand wins the ocassional coin flip Colchester Kev cant stand being sucked out on, even when thats how he plays his own game. Bingo anyone? Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: boldie on December 14, 2007, 09:18:55 AM Kinboshi is a Welsh luckbox.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: boldie on December 14, 2007, 09:21:53 AM Mantis uses 200 words when 20 will suffice ;)
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 10:03:08 AM Kinboshi is a Welsh luckbox. Boldie the German hippy dwarf is going to get a ban or sued if he continues with those libellous remarks... ;yellowcard; Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 10:03:34 AM Floppy likes to delete live update threads.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2007, 10:13:18 AM Zelda fancies me.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Claw75 on December 14, 2007, 10:21:10 AM Sark and Nemisis are forum bots
The place is full of Palestines, proberly. Laz is a close personal friend of Jimmy Tarbuck. 4 7 off suit is the nuts. Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 10:21:43 AM Flushy and LuckyLloyd love betting for information.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: taximan007 on December 14, 2007, 10:24:45 AM Red Dog is the Master of writing "Tales of Life"
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Dingdell on December 14, 2007, 10:28:52 AM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living...
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2007, 10:30:27 AM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... No one wants to know what Dingdell does for a living... Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: TightEnd on December 14, 2007, 11:47:53 AM Kinboshi is a one hit wonder
Ifm loves a dig JungleCat is good with wordplay Dana likes cats M3Boy is extremely unlucky, in fact the unluckiest poker player never to have won a bracelet The Duke likes a drink Karabiner loves Gala Notts Julian runs so bad Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: taximan007 on December 14, 2007, 12:04:00 PM Snoopy is afraid of Foxes
Chili is a bl... (bloody good poker player) Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: b4matt on December 14, 2007, 12:22:54 PM Tightend eats the occasional cracker
The nuns avatar is her My surname is not Dale Dingdell likes to keep her private life to herself Kev likes to think he can drive The duke is a newspaper magnate Boldie has a pony tail Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 12:26:13 PM Tikay loves people who whinge. So it's something he never whinges about.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Laxie on December 14, 2007, 12:36:53 PM Ironside can spell
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: TightEnd on December 14, 2007, 12:37:56 PM Laxie can't massage for toffee.
Or drink. Or talk quickly. Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 12:49:51 PM Laxie is an expert at roshambo (orthodox rules) (http://www.talklfc.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/checkit.gif)
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Ironside on December 14, 2007, 12:57:57 PM laxies version of roshambo envolves a revolver and a bomb
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Laxie on December 14, 2007, 01:03:12 PM Ironside's shy
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: boldie on December 14, 2007, 01:16:00 PM Sofaking knows the entire alphabet
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Shogun112 on December 14, 2007, 01:18:29 PM Chezger is the best Adult gaming room outside DTD..!!
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: TightEnd on December 14, 2007, 01:19:51 PM Shogun swallowed a dictionary three nights ago
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2007, 01:23:32 PM Laxie has the best prepped pants in Cork.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 01:28:34 PM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... simple ... NOTHING ! Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 02:20:02 PM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... simple ... NOTHING ! Is he The Stig on Top Gear? :dontask: Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Claw75 on December 14, 2007, 02:23:31 PM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... simple ... NOTHING ! lol - remember that time on the old blonde cardroom when you convinced me and Sark you were a professional photographer? So funny. Think you offered to take some 'tasteful' pics of me :o Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 14, 2007, 03:00:20 PM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... simple ... NOTHING ! lol - remember that time on the old blonde cardroom when you convinced me and Sark you were a professional photographer? So funny. Think you offered to take some 'tasteful' pics of me :o LOL yeah. I convinced you I was a top paparazzi photographer ... quality... I think Sark still believes it :D Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: sledge13 on December 14, 2007, 03:41:59 PM Leknave likes a good photo opportunity!
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Karabiner on December 14, 2007, 05:24:02 PM Chili is actually a man...
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Ironside on December 14, 2007, 05:27:03 PM indestructable like a chance to get on the telly
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Dingdell on December 14, 2007, 05:37:04 PM Snatirama is the quiet one, and so are his shoes.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2007, 06:05:35 PM Celtic v Rangers threads are always pleasant and mild-mannered affairs.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Dewi_cool on December 14, 2007, 06:09:21 PM ChipRich lives in a cupboard
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Nakor on December 14, 2007, 06:14:27 PM Sheriff wears a nappy
Dubai drinks red wine Nemesis supports Arsenal Snoopy needs to eat some food today Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Royal Flush on December 14, 2007, 06:47:13 PM Dubai drinks red wine He drunk a fair amount last night, then proceeded to fall over onto the neighbouring table as we left a restaurant....flair Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Bongo on December 14, 2007, 07:01:03 PM True drunken flair can only be achieved by falling down a flight of stairs without spilling your drinks or breaking your neck.
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Ironside on December 14, 2007, 07:08:12 PM True drunken flair can only be achieved by falling down a flight of stairs without spilling your drinks. i did that but broke my neck i dont recomend it as the drink didnt taste that great Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Bongo on December 14, 2007, 07:38:32 PM That sounds painful!
Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Sark79 on December 14, 2007, 08:08:02 PM No one knows what Colchester Kev does for a living... simple ... NOTHING ! lol - remember that time on the old blonde cardroom when you convinced me and Sark you were a professional photographer? So funny. Think you offered to take some 'tasteful' pics of me :o LOL yeah. I convinced you I was a top paparazzi photographer ... quality... I think Sark still believes it :D lol, I did . You aren't a pro photographer? . I saw you on a poker show, it may have been the Blonde Bash. I said to the person I was watching it with, "that guy there is a famous newspaper photographer". I might be a bit gullible . Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: JungleCat03 on December 14, 2007, 09:51:02 PM True drunken flair can only be achieved by falling down a flight of stairs without spilling your drinks or breaking your neck. On my 21st, I was somewhat tipsy and fell over at the bottom of some stairs and proceeded to roll up to the top. That's what I call flair. Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Bongo on December 14, 2007, 11:55:53 PM True drunken flair can only be achieved by falling down a flight of stairs without spilling your drinks or breaking your neck. On my 21st, I was somewhat tipsy and fell over at the bottom of some stairs and proceeded to roll up to the top. That's what I call flair. Did you spill your beverages? Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: HOLDorFOLD on December 15, 2007, 01:18:12 AM Shogun swallowed a dictionary three nights ago hmmm yes he did judging by the words he's used against me recently lol Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Shogun112 on December 15, 2007, 03:37:15 AM Shogun swallowed a dictionary three nights ago hmmm yes he did judging by the words he's used against me recently lolHehe Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: RichEO on December 15, 2007, 07:53:58 AM Shogun swallowed a dictionary three nights ago hmmm yes he did judging by the words he's used against me recently lolHehe A selection of Shogun's words: ilea antra indols thegn kojis gien caiques anions rewet vatic haeres reeky tenuti xenia clomb tawer He didn't have the same vocabulary in our live game tho ;whistle; Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 15, 2007, 12:22:51 PM one word
CHEAT :) Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: GlasgowBandit on December 15, 2007, 01:13:47 PM Celtic v Rangers threads are always pleasant and mild-mannered affairs. Shhhhhh The Teddy Bears are sleeping weel at least they are pretending to be, I have noticed a few of them try to sneak onto threads but missing out the football hmmm I wonder why? Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: thetank on March 28, 2009, 06:23:46 AM Flushy is minted, Chiprich is skint, Silo is too tall and Dewi started every thread.
That's about it for this year I think Title: Re: Cliché time. Post by: Newmanseye on March 28, 2009, 06:18:12 PM no one mentioned
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