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when i was working for Corals ... many moons ago, i won a bottle of gin in the xmas do raffle, opened it and me and a mate got absolutely wankered .. I proceeded to tell my area manager what I thought of her and her second in command ... I threw up all over an ex girlfriend who was at the do with her new fella ... and to top it all off, I fell asleep on the company laid on coach on the way home only to wake up at the drop off point to find i had pissed myself .... Not one of my finest hours, i had to write a few apology letters after that escapade i can tell you.

I have never had so much as a sip of gin since that fateful Xmas do over 20 years ago.

I cannot possibly repeat mine. I shudder now, 18 years on, from the memory

It involved the Boss's secretary, who was married to a co-worker, French kissing and Vomit.

Beyond that you can draw your own conclusions

FYP

LOL  Nice one Kev :D

Never really had Christmas do's with my work, they were a pretty unsociable lot and the partys I did go to, I tried to get out of and nothing ever happened.

These days, the office party just isn't the same, me and my Dad go bowling sometimes, but that's about it!

This year's Xmas do.

People throwing up on pavement = 1
People thrown out of hotel = 1
People going to hospital with broken noses = 1
Arrests = 1

 :)up

I have never..and wil never go to a company Christmas do. I work with those people..that's enough time spent with them..The time after work is my own time and (unless I like someone i work with) will not be spent in the company of those  I have to tolerate for 5 working days a week... :)

My self employed christmas do this Friday at DTD - Tighty's too. Found out last night the restaurant isn't actually open yet so food fights are off the menu. Still trying to find out where they keep their photo copier........if I can get my camera charged I will post pictures of Tighty doing the chicken dance, playing pass the parcel and musical chairs.....otherwise I'll have to leave it up to your imagination!

 ;yippee; ;danafish;

My PM reply to yours applies Ms Superblogger.....

Going to this years do alone wife on her do, so will be well plastered as i dont think ive had a drink in about 12 months should be fun just as long as the secretary doesnt try it on with me she has a hair coming out of her mole on her top lip NOT NICE ,,,,,,,,,,,, and she's about 60  quick whose got the bucket............

Tighty has suggested the restaurant at the disco next door to DTD, at least I think that's what he said it was....no harm in trying it, I can show him a few of my moves. He mentioned there were some east european girls there from Poland, the poles are great dancers he said so I might be outclassed in my moves but never say never.

Should be a good night.... :)up

my office do this year was dire.  We employ between 250 and 300 people and the most I saw there was 55.  I left at 9.30 (DJ booked til 11) and I think there were 10 people left.

I won a teddy in the raffle though, and got to sit on Santa's knee :)

And there was us thinking a room full of civil servants would be a Caligulaesque party of debauchery.

Went to Germany....
Got drunk............
Danced like a drunken Dad.......Arms and legs at all sorts of weird angles
Flirted outrageously with lots of women.........

Got stuck in Dusseldorf airport for an additional 2 hours with massive hangover......no way for a nice jewish boy to behave

OK for you though Snatty.

not from myself

but a few years ago

a heluva nice guy who had been in the company for 3 or 4 years came to the xmas do smashed outta his face

he was a really suave cool guy ,looked a bit like James Coburn and was a real gent..


anyway he went into the ladies toilet and missed the pan,and it wasn't pee, or puke it was the other stuff....

in fact he didnt make the cubicle at all..the tile floor was a bit of a mess from various reports...


to say the least it put a dampener on the ladies night....

he didnt turn up on the monday and errrr  hasnt been seen since

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U don't look a day over 20 Kev.

the credit is on its way to your blonde poker room account Scott ;)

You are right, he looks both sides of it!

And the doom switch is set to muff you on ipoker for 30 days mug.

Just reminded me of the lowlight of this year's christmas party.  I was chatting to a guy there and for some reason we started reminiscing about T'Pau (don't ask!).  He said to me 'you must be in your late 30s then?' :(

Think I might apply to go on 'ten years younger' now

so were you china in his hands or putty?????

She was his, Heart & Soul.

Going back a few years now, but it was in the days when Christmas Eve was a half day at work and we had our Christmas lunch and a few drinks at lunch time, followed by a few more drinks etc. I had arranged to get a lift from my dad and he told me where he was parked in a multi storey car park. My recollection was vague on the events, but instead of going in the lift at the car park i ended up in a lift at Debenhams going up and down the floors of the shop looking for his car. My last recollection was being in the menswear department and to this day i don't know how I got home.  :D

lol..you probably saw the camera in the lift and at Debenhams and didn't want to leave ;)

It was a camera crew that got ya home.  You're not famous enough yet, but one day they'll show the shocking footage. 

Oh god, mine is this Saturday night, last year only bloke with 8 women, got very drunk drinking Champers & Rose Vino mixed (Cant help it) and proceeded to piss on the front door to the hotel looking back in with 300 odd comming out, then found my shoes outside my front door on the Sunday morning even though the shoes i was wearing on the night were neatly in my house..  :dontask: oo and i fell down the stairs as well..

Needless to say, iv'e booked a room there this year, so when i am completly off my box, i can just slope of to bed instead of waiting for the bus !!!
Might be a story to tell on Sunday.. lookout for the update.. !!

some strange ones - when I worked in Holland we went to a christmas party in Leiden which was themed on eastern mysticism, anyway all sitting around on cushions eating couscous, magic. then the magician/fakir bloke came out with his bed of nails. He picked me (being the tallest and largest of the group) who had to stand on top of him as he lay on the bed of nails. It was obvious he was in fkin agony but I kept on standing there...really weird.

Another time when in london we went for our team christmas lunch and in the pub afterwards my boss was standing in front of the fruit machine messing around with me saying how he had been doing some boxing training and he could take me in a fight. This was about 15 years ago, I was somewhat more nimble and quicker than I am now. Anyway he started this playful jabbing , which I was just ignoring and laughing off, until after about 5 minutes it was getting right on my tits. so, I put a stop to it by jabbing him twice in the chest, which unfortunately caused his head to jolt forward more than I was expecting, just as the right hook came in , at which point there was an almighty crash as he shattered the front panel on the fruit machine.

my how we all laughed.

Quality debauchry evryone.

it was my girlfriends do the other day and she made me laugh with her horror stories the next day.
The one that amused me most was when leaving the club she got in the front seat of the taxi but then got worried about her friend who was supposed to be sharing it so immediately rang her to see where she was, of course she was already in the taxi sitting behind her.

Is she blonde and from essex????

neither but shes dizzy as .....

i just remembered another classic from my best friend. We worked together at BT years ago and he had feined a serious ankle injury to get out of work for a few days he needed, to keep up the pretence he came back to work with an ankle brace and crutch and was so forced to keep it up for the xmas do. many beers later it completely slipped his mind, oh how we laughed as he moon walked accross the dance floor, upon seeing us crying with laughter it dawned on him and he slipped into a sort of limping moonwalk but the game was up and he got his final warning the next week.