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again ive left it to the last minute

havent got the missus heehaw yet

and im nightshift this week

so can i order online 2morro??

and gimme some ideas?

ladies.....i'll be having xmas dinner wi the dog unless you come through for me...lol

I think you can order from Amazon until Weds, others may vary.

I did all my shopping yesterday.

chy are you even thinking about christmas shopping this early

christmas eve 3:50 is plenty of time get to the shops for 4:15 you have between 15 minutes and 45 minutes of empty shops to do your shopping more than enough time for a bloke

if you dont beleive me do a dress rehearsal this christmas so you know you can do it every year

Do absolutely nothing let her get the major arse with ya over the festive time, leaves you free to play as much poker as u want then in Jan  take her to new York on shopping to cheer her up??

How about a spa day (massage, facial etc).  That way, if the 'official' voucher doesn't arrive in time, you can make and print your own off to give to her on Christmas Day.

i like it

$1000 HU anyone?

lol

thats not bad C

keep em coming

That'd work.  Just do yerself a favour and don't rush out to buy 'any ole thing'...we can spot pressure purchases a mile away. 

What does she like?  Hobbies/interests?

she likes perfumes,beauty stuff,pampering etc...shoes,bags,clothes,,blah blah blah

and hoovers...she has been through 3 in a year ( a bit obsessive )

and she has been playing our neighbours nintendo ds recently...borrowing it and keeping it too long....

currently back with its 8 yr old owner rite now...lol

Get her the DS!!!  Shows you've been paying attention and add the day spa in for good measure. 

Please keep suggestions coming though..............just in case someone else needs ideas.........you never know  ;whistle;

yep - sorted!

What sort of job do u think this guy has?

Book her on a winter holiday to Lithuania - 2 pence return with Ryanair :)

Is he not your bookie?

It's simple, really.  The Mrs. has surely mentioned something she'd really like to do or purchase, but can't bring herself to spend the money on it during the rest of the year.  She will have mentioned it on numerous occasions, in hopes that you're paying attention and might (just maybe) get the hint without being run over by a freight train carrying same message.  I promise you, she's thrown the ideas out there.  Any man who can 'spot the special hints' thrown his way is definitely a keeper in any woman's book.  If all else fails, pay attention to what she 'borrows' from friends or neighbours on a regular basis...and get her one of her own.  NOTE!!!  This DOES NOT include anything in the domestic housekeeping range!!!  God help the lad who shows up with the top of the range hoover for Christmas...he'd be lucky to hang with the dog after that.         

Go on line and look up gift experiences, ther is a company that sells all sorts of unusual presents,you can but her an acre of land on venus shares in tiffany's , name a bos of chocolates after her, or even but her a title ie (Lady of Kincarvel).

the company is called buy a gift all one word it has all sorts of amazing stuff, if you need it in a hurry you can phone them, pay buy credit card and they will deliver within 48 hours, the other alternative is good old inta flora they have some lovely gifts as well as flowers this year.

good luck

Terry ;goodluck;

Crash car, use all spare cash to get new one, no money left for xmas pressies ... SORTED :)

DS ordered


phase one complete

cheers guys/gals

Where have you got one from? I've been looking for weeks!

Why would she want a present when she has YOU ?

Normal evening then  :dontask:

Nah he's fecked off, told him i was skint til January and he's away to the carribean for Christmas and New Year.

the spa treatments sound like bliss. the present must have thought put into it or it wont work as many suggested.  what about some jewellery, a watch, a weekend away, gig tickets, something to wear, vouchers for the boxing day sales, flowers, hobby equipment, camera? the list is endless. ............  and you can cook Christmas dinner:)

Justin Timberlake has just the thing for the man looking for that special present for his lady.

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234 (http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234)

(it may force you to watch an advert first)

Just purchased my presents for Aisling online... would share them here but she will know what they are then! lol

If you would like my idea bhoy then pm me

did you try them on yourself?

More than likely  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

does she play poker???

 rotflmfao ;applause;

Someone post the photo.

This one?

(http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=28125.0;attach=18187;image)

 ;)

That's the one - the beautiful and alluring Rookina.

PMSL : Msn .....


Sensai says:
sigh, jane found that awful quick!
Kev says:
it turns her right on mate
Kev says:
she has it as a fkin screensaver :-O
Sensai says:
LMFAO!


Now laugh at her instead of me please!

Think we'll have to go with a colour other than black at the next BB...any preference?  lol 

Lime Green.

Seriously spa days are a fantastic present - she can feel pampered and wonderful. Even vouchers from the local beauty salon are a great idea.
A lovely massage, you have cooked dinner when she gets back, can't fail. Do not - repeat do not - get any household appliance.

Make her feel like a woman than she'll be act like one.....   ;)

then for her birthday ....

post of the decade!!  rotflmfao ;hattip;

It's the 'etc' that worries me...

I don't think you want more detail than that  ;whistle;

 :-X

You two certainly know how to treat a woman. Enough said :)

I thought you were more :o than :-X   

;hide;

All she will ever need and MORE.

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before and after

Where do I sign up?

too late -  you're on my blacklist after you never followed through with the promise of a happy meal.

I've never heard it called that before.

1.99  happy meals

ur far too cheap C

I'd at least go supersize for you

well it is xmas

Do what I did, we are going on holiday soon so I wanted to get something both festive and summery, I simply typed top Christmas summer gifts into a search engine and bought the top item, which this year turns out to be a rabbit from a shop called Anne Summers....tho Im not sure who is gonna feed it when we are away.

Take it with u

thats my answer

yes.  You can buy little travel cases for them too.  So I've been told.

I always follow through  ;ashamed;

I so dont wanna know...

I have been informed of my Xmas pressie, if i carry on with the iron and ironing board gags ... Jane is booking me a little holiday HERE as a treat ... hmmmmmmm

nice - you'll get a free Christmas dinner anyway.

I'm starting to wish I'd left my shopping to the last minute now - having sorted present out weeks ago and being quite pleased with the choice I'm now worrying it's not right.  If I'd bought something on Christmas Eve there would be no time for that!

Good thread.  :D

Oops next Tuesday isn't it?  I suppose I need to start making plans for the wife's present somepoint soon then!   ;shitfanhit;