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We've just been invited to a Christmas party in Limerick on Saturday night. 



Cover us...we're going in!


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/Holidays/LimerickChristmas.jpg)

There was a young girl called Laxie.....

Who was out with no money in a taxi, 

so she earnt herself some dosh




(careful now lads ;))

And then had a wash....

and prepped her pants in the backski

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

you do know the nickname for Limerick City don't you??

no, but I know it's an anagram of lickerim :o

Stab City

sounds nice

http://www.dochara.com/tour/limerick.php

Limerick sometimes gets a bad press, and you are bound to hear someone refer to is as 'stab city', a nickname earned because it has more than its share of violent crime. However this is pretty much completely confined to ongoing feuds between rival elements in the less well off areas of the city and visitors will find it a very safe place with friendly and welcoming people

It's a damn site better than that dump Cork for sure.

not as nice as your home town:) but like your home town its full of the best kind of people:)

Watch it Buster   ;nemesis;  Cork is a GREAT place to live:

www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com

Only when you're comparing it to American Trailer parks, surely?

This below doesn't sound like a great place to live

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=674

this article just makes me want to go to sleep

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=675

and this is just the strangest idea of a Christmas present

"One-on-one Hurling session with Donal Óg Cusack".

Can he puke better than anyone else? Does anyone actually need lessons in throwing up?

All sounds rather in-bred to me ;)

Ooooh!!!!

I'm sooo glad I didn't say that.

That Cork is a GREAT place to live?..I would hang my head in shame as well if I'd said anything like that. :)

As Homer said..I shall never get my come-uppance!...No come-uppance, you hear?

LMAO....fair enough, but leave it to you to pick up on 'that' side of things in Cork.  I was referring more to this:

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/eventguide/

LOADS of things to do with the family although I'm sure you'll pick that page apart as well.   rotflmfao

hey, there were just some links I clicked on...random..honestly :)


"The Quiet Club "christmas Presence" "

"The Quiet Club ( Mick O'Shea & Danny Mc Carthy with guests Harry Moore,and John Godfrey and Christian Carley) return
again this year with another Christmas Concert. Following on the success of the much talked about "I Am Dreaming Of A Quiet Christmas" event of last year they return on the 19TH Dec to the Glucksman Gallery for a lunchtime concert/event entitled " A Christmas Presence". It is scheduled to commence at 12.30 and will be structured to allow the audience to come and go at will. As a special thank you to all their loyal supporters over the year admission will be free to this event.
Also due to many requests there will be a special limited edition CD of their Art Trail concert available at the Glucksman. Their first CD will be releases on the Aphasia Label (aphasiarecordings.com) early in the new year. Mick and Danny appear individually on the just released "The Sound We Are Now" (soundwearenow.org).
Formed in Feb.06 they have met with considerable success and have become recognised as one of Ireland's leading sound art improvisation groups and have gathered a large following both at home and abroad. They have toured extensively in Ireland and have appeared in festivals in both Germany and Japan. Most recently at DEAF (Dublin Electronic Arts Festival) Employing a wide range of sound making devices ranging from stones , home made instruments, electronics, amplified textures, oscilloscopes , thermins, field recordings etc.. they continue to push the boundaries of sound making and listening."


Wow Laxie...a Quiet Christmas? No wonder you're going to look for some excitement in stab-city. ;)

Timothy was gone to a pub poker tourney when the call came in.  Waited up for him to let him know we'd be spending the night in Limerick.  Better to tell him when he's had a few drinks and is feeling brave, than to wait til the sobering light of day.  Gentle reminder this morning that he's already 'agreed' to it.  Poor guy...

Girls will be girls   rotflmfao

This from the guy whose national sport is crossing canals using a big pole.....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhTMEePk6D4

Nah mate..our national sport is football...but you wouldn't understand anything about that being played at a decent level ;)

Actually this "fierljeppen" as it is called is almost a national past time in the summer in the North of the Netherlands. .it's how farmers used to go from field to field jumping the canals..it's now mainly used as a "sport" and for the easter egg hunt in the northern provinces. As well as used when people go looking for the first "Kievits" (no idea what the bird is called in English) egg in Friesland.

Generally good fun..but you have to be carefull  not to fall into the water as most of those shitty little canals have tonnes of blue "mud" at the bottom and you smell for a week :)

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about

To be fair, he picked the right thread to promote golf clubs.  They'd deffo come in handy late at night in Limerick.   rotflmfao

my girlfriend had two great nights out in limerick one was a hen night the other was her friends 30th birthday she said the locals were lovely and they saw no trouble whatsoever fwiw.

In my day Mods would have dealt with the sneaky golf salesman a lot quicker.....  :tikay:

Now a second sneaky golf salesman posting in the same thread. I am confused!

Golf clubs make handy car smashers in Limerick, LDO.