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Title: serious advice needed Post by: delta9thc on December 30, 2007, 07:54:10 AM I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my Mrs. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Royal Flush on December 30, 2007, 07:56:41 AM ;applause; ;applause;
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: madasahatstand on December 30, 2007, 08:03:50 AM LOL
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: M3boy on December 30, 2007, 08:13:35 AM Id take it to a professional. ;)
PS : Nice story , had me going there Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: madasahatstand on December 30, 2007, 08:17:39 AM Me too, I was about to get into advice mode.....lol
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: taximan007 on December 30, 2007, 09:30:49 AM Seriously Good Post: ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Dingdell on December 30, 2007, 01:35:59 PM Me too, I was about to get into advice mode.....lol Me too!! Very funny! Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Laxie on December 30, 2007, 01:44:12 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: scotty2hatty on December 30, 2007, 02:16:06 PM brilliant
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Dewi_cool on December 30, 2007, 02:27:20 PM Da iawn :)up 8)
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: MKKfish on December 30, 2007, 03:05:08 PM I cannot believe all the childish haha responses!!!
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: bobby1 on December 30, 2007, 03:34:57 PM brilliant
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: snoopy1239 on December 30, 2007, 03:58:28 PM ;D
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: sovietsong on December 30, 2007, 04:54:17 PM Gold
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: cia260895 on December 30, 2007, 04:54:35 PM I'd wait till she goes out again and hide somewhere else to find out if she is seeing someone then if your fears are confirmed find out if he is a mechanic if so take it to his garage let him fix it and when he gives you his bill say you haven't got any cash on you at the moment but your give to yr wife(state her name) when she next slips out to see him.
Alternatively use some her soiled undies (helps sticking process) then fill it with her face pack rub down with nail file then touch up with colour from make up box. Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: MKKfish on December 30, 2007, 04:57:42 PM Please guys really...come on...
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: charmaine on December 30, 2007, 05:24:02 PM I cannot believe all the childish haha responses!!! I have to agree , but have kinda lost any sense of humour i may of had these last few months . Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: MKKfish on December 30, 2007, 05:25:23 PM I cannot believe all the childish haha responses!!! I have to agree , but have kinda lost any sense of humour i may of had these last few months . Seriously tho rust is really no laughing matter. Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: charmaine on December 30, 2007, 05:28:35 PM dump the wife and car
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Colchester Kev on December 30, 2007, 05:31:13 PM dump the wife KEEP the car. LOL
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: 77dave on December 30, 2007, 05:33:46 PM Dump the wife
Let Kev borrow the car if its fully insured Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: Redbull on December 30, 2007, 05:49:15 PM ;D
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: lucky_scrote on December 30, 2007, 07:07:00 PM Rofl great post, i was almost feeling sorry for you. Wait im a poker player, scrap that last bit.
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: TightEnd on December 30, 2007, 07:09:22 PM Forgive and Keep the wife, go to Relate, fix the car
Three years later let the wife dump you because she's unhappy. ;hattip; Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: jizzemm on December 30, 2007, 08:12:26 PM Forgive and Keep the wife, go to Relate, fix the car Three years later let the wife dump you because she's unhappy. ;hattip; ouch Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: cia260895 on December 30, 2007, 08:25:32 PM how about taking wifey for a drive to beachy head get out for pee with handbrake off then whilst leaning on the car it rolls off,then claim on both the car insurance and life insurance = RESULT ;yippee;
Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: TightEnd on December 30, 2007, 08:27:47 PM Nah, you'd risk leaving rust on the cliffs, and English Heritage wouldn't be happy....
Sad but true, there's a Samaritans free phone near the cliffs on Beachy Head. The line receives over 20 calls a day :( Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: vegaslover on January 01, 2008, 12:28:18 AM And a chaplain resident on the cliff, monitoring them.
Not actually that easy to drive over the cliff, banks around the roads to prevent people trying. Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: cia260895 on January 02, 2008, 08:08:52 PM And a chaplain resident on the cliff, monitoring them. Not actually that easy to drive over the clive, banks around the rounds to prevent people trying. who the f*** is Clive the chaplain??????????????? Title: Re: serious advice needed Post by: vegaslover on January 03, 2008, 12:41:17 AM And a chaplain resident on the cliff, monitoring them. Not actually that easy to drive over the clive, banks around the rounds to prevent people trying. who the f*** is Clive the chaplain??????????????? |