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Was just having a chat with my friend Gemma and she expressed an interest in having this procedure, I mentioned that i knew of a practisioner, anyway has anyone here had it done?  should i go with my friend Gemma?


Ed

I've heard it's great!  ;whistle;

If it wasn't for client confidentiality I would tell - but I can't!

Go or it Ed, I have heard its pretty good.

After the excesses of Christmas and new year i think you should all go.

Obviously for Ed I would turn the web cam off.....

Hi Tracey, ive pm'd you

Received - so you don't want the web cam turned off? Some people - they see a camera and they just can't help themselves!  ::)

lol

Go for it and report back.   You could drum up business for Tracey ;)

Is there a first time deposit bonus? ;)

You may feel nervous at first but don't worry....it will pass.

if the fear grips you, just try to relax and let it all go.

lol

brilliant

Thank you everyone for the advice, I can report that I shall be making an appointment with Tracey and will give a trip report.

I could do what I do best on skypoker's "the open"...........some crap analysis of dingdells hands

Irrigation? Doesn't look much fun to me!!!

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Erm - actually Ed - on this occasion the crap analysis is my job.  ;marks;

Is there enough in the blonde budget for a live update?

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Live updates is a great idea!  As long as they're not running behind...

Maybe Flushy should do it, or even TightEnd?

well after talking so much crap you might as well pass some  ;smackedbottom; ;nana;

D I Y ..
items required:

1 shower hose preferably attached to power shower but not essential minus head
1 tub of vaseline
1 opened toilet

instructions by request

;bumwiggle; ;shitfanhit;

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

Sheesh, conversation musta been slow...

You: "Crappy weather isn't it.."
Her: "yes"
You: "er..."
Her: "ummm.."

Awkward silence.....

You: "Hey! Ever had warm water pumped up yer arse?"

It might be a fantastic third date - colonic irrigation makes alcohol travel around the body quicker as the hydration of the body is usually improved. Ideally you shouldn't have any alcohol for a minimum of 24 hours after a treatment - so if you give her a glass of wine afterwards she'll be a very drunk date in no time.  :)up

On a more serious note I am governed by client confidentiality so I won't be commenting from now on - but I hope you have a great treatment - and I'm looking forward to seeing you next week.

Tracey

Takes on a whole new meaning...

*bites tongue and refuses to speculate on what Ed actually asked that she misheard that ends up with getting warm water shoting up the jacksy* :o

I shudder to think of what club you met her at?? i suppose as an ex cricket pro you'll  be used to LBW

large bowel withdrawal

Sunday showdown champion and now getting dates, it never ends.  :D

On a serious note...

What a great feeling it is after you have had a colonic, my only concern was i felt a little on edge for a few hours after.. ( a little coming out in its own time. ).. Oh sorry !!

shes seen my trophy, and has given it a mighty good polish.

Whole new meaning to "Give me middle and leg please".

Have you gone 'All in' yet Ed?

yeah but gemma was holding the nuts......

Booked..... for thursday 10th at 1 pm,   will post some pictures and a report.

Report?  Grand

Pictures?  Pretty sure everyone's ok if you leave those out.

;pokergods;

Video it and stick it on "YouTube"  ;)

I don't want to see where the youtube went.

I will be posting a FULL account of our visit to Dingdell in the next 24 hours, I would just like to say "wow" as well as feeling significantly lighter I also feel a whole lot better than I did this time yesterday. Highly recommend you pm Dingdell or wait for my full account if you have some reservations then make an appointment.

Crikey he has only been and done it.

brave soul

Has he been converted?

Looks in pain to me :(

Could do with a better picture.

FYP

There is no pumping involved - it's a gravity water procedure only.....

We mocked the pics up for comedy purposes - there is no shoving involved. Had a few footballers in last wek and you won't see any of them walking funny on match of the day this week!  ;D

Well done to Ed for having it done - Ed is still reporting that he feels fantasic - on my face book page (Tracey Dell) there are better pics if anyone wants to take a look

I ma facebook ignorant. there seems to be a view Tracey dells. How do i find yours?

Ironside, get off Ed's account!

Oops.  ;shame;

Hi Ed,

Are there any feelings of benefit left from the treatment now? I'm considering having it as part of my prep for a half marathon, but I think I'd have to think there were a few weeks worth of benefits to merit the trauma!

Unfortunately it's not a miracle cure - and if you've spent a life time putting toxins in the body a half hour on the table isn't going to do the trick. After the first treatment most people find the benefits last a few days - if they healthy it will normally last a lot longer. We get a lot of marathon runners in just before a race who want to avoid doing a Paula Radcliffe at the finishing line. It's best to have treatments well before a big event if it's your first time, you may expereince detox reactions that make you feel tired afterwards which is not a great way to be just before a race!

Hope that helps.

T

Great stuff. Thanks.

did you get my pm Trace?