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Title: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:21:36 PM

On the back of the news that the Beatles back catalogue is to be made available to advertisers, The Times ran a spiffing piece on which Companies might use what Beatles tracks as promos. I wonder what other Groups/Bands/Combos/Singers might have their song catalogue exploited the same way? Below are a few examples The Times gave for Beatles stuff. If you have any bands or singers who you think have a catalogue that could be similarly exploited, please start a seperate thread for each artiste/s. This thread is for The Beatles only.

Cleverest replies, the betting is 6/4 AndrewT or Tighty, 2/1 Claw & Adam M, 5/1 Kev, 7/1 MG, 12/1 Kin, 33/1 bar. Oh, & 100/1 Iron. 

I'll start this Tread with a few The Times listed.

Groaning is mandatory. Andrew T is 1/3 for the worst puntitle.

As it happens, Proctor & Gamble have already nabbed one, for their new nappies, called "Luvs".

All you ned is Luvs......


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:22:13 PM

Long & Winding Road.

Tom-Tom Sat-Nav


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Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:22:50 PM

I want to hold your hand.

blondepoker.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:23:35 PM
Do you want to know a secret?

HM Revenue & Customs


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:23:55 PM
Getting better.

BUPA


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Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:24:26 PM
Help!

Northern Rock. Or Leeds United.....


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:25:04 PM
Norweigan Wood

B & Q.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:26:19 PM

Good Morning, Good Morning.

Kelloggs.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:27:40 PM
Oh, I forgot. Add booder to the betting, at 7/2. And before he nabs it....

When I'm 64

Saga Holidays.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 07:28:42 PM
Day Tripper

National Express


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:29:02 PM

Two more for the betting  - bobby1 at 8/1, taximan at 9/1, 77dave at 10/1.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Ticket to ride

Virgin trains


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Day Tripper

National Express

No, I prefer Eurostar. Trains, see?


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:30:09 PM
Ticket to ride

virgi (http://travis.bosscasinos.com/re.asp?name=POK&camp=REF5111_0&go=http%3a%2f%2fwww.virginpoker.com)n (http://travis.bosscasinos.com/re.asp?name=POK&camp=REF5111_0&go=http%3a%2f%2fwww.virginpoker.com) trains

Damn, I bokked myself.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 07:30:55 PM
All you need is gloves.

any Goalkeeper


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:31:01 PM
Ticket to ride

virgi (http://travis.bosscasinos.com/re.asp?name=POK&camp=REF5111_0&go=http%3a%2f%2fwww.virginpoker.com)n (http://travis.bosscasinos.com/re.asp?name=POK&camp=REF5111_0&go=http%3a%2f%2fwww.virginpoker.com) trains

Ticket to Ryde.

The Isle of Wight Railway Company.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 07:31:28 PM
And Your Bird Can Sing


Trill


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 07:31:39 PM
When I'm Sixty Four

Guess who.



Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:31:52 PM
All you need is gloves.

any Goalkeeper

bobby takes an early lead in the puntitle stakes. Cut to 3/1.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:32:56 PM
When I'm Sixty Four

Guess who.



Disqualified. Hurtful.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 07:33:11 PM
Dig a Pony


Pet cemetary


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Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 07:33:30 PM
While My Eye Gently Weeps

Kleenex


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:35:04 PM
Old Brown Shoe

Conservative Party Official Song


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 07:35:29 PM
Eleanor Rigsby

rising damp specialists


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:35:51 PM
Drive My Car

Kev & Flushy


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:36:29 PM
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

Claw


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:37:09 PM
I'm Only Sleeping

Tikay


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 07:37:27 PM
while my cigar gently reeks

Airwick


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 07:40:36 PM
I Forgot to Remember to Forget

MENSA


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: 77dave on January 04, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
CANT BUY ME LOVE

Adult Friend Finder


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 07:42:52 PM
COME TOGETHER

Durex



Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 07:43:15 PM
We Can Work It out

constipation doctor


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: 77dave on January 04, 2008, 07:43:50 PM
DIZZY MISS LIZZIE


The Queens speech


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Magical Mystery Tour

LeKnave, ChipRich, Linux, Slege and Horneris travelling to any card room.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: 77dave on January 04, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
FREE AS A BIRD


Group 4


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:45:17 PM
Happiness Is a Warm Gun

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:45:40 PM
Taximan, Tex FITZ cut to 7/2, bobby1 to 9/4.

Kinboshi in the "ouch stakes", no offers.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
The Long and Winding Road

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Newmanseye on January 04, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Fixing a hole

Amey Highway


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: 77dave on January 04, 2008, 07:46:46 PM
COME TOGETHER

Durex




JOHNNY BE GOOD

Durex


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:46:53 PM
It Won't Be Long

Vasectomies 'r' us


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Newmanseye on January 04, 2008, 07:47:55 PM
Please Mr. Postman

Royal Mail


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 07:48:24 PM
Back with a new sports car  (Back in the USSR)

Audi


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:48:38 PM
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party

Charles Kennedy


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
And Your Bird Can Sing

Gavin Henson


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 07:51:23 PM
Act Naturally

Crimestoppers


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Post by: Newmanseye on January 04, 2008, 07:54:17 PM
Dig It

gardeners World


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Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 07:54:43 PM
BABY YOUR A RICH MAN

Heather Mills Corporation


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 07:55:16 PM
Fist and Bout

Don King



Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2008, 07:56:29 PM
Fist and Bout

Don King



Groan.......up with Durex & Airwick in worst of the worst.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 07:57:13 PM
CARRY THAT WEIGHT

Macsalvors Ltd


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 07:59:17 PM
DONT BOTHER ME

The Samaritans


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Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 07:59:52 PM
Let it Pee

Golden Showers Inc


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
you're gonna lose that girl

Brittany Spears


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:01:21 PM
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK

ANY company paying Minimum wage!!!!!


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 08:01:50 PM
with a little help from my lens

specsavers


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 08:02:01 PM
A Hard Day's Night

Viagra


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Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2008, 08:03:02 PM
I am the Walrus

Craig Stadler


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2008, 08:03:48 PM
I Don't Want to See You Again

Optimax - Eye Laser Treatment


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Post by: RichEO on January 04, 2008, 08:03:54 PM
I Don't Want To Soil The Panty

Incontinent Pants


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:17:39 PM
MEAN MR MUSTARD

Colemans


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Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:20:40 PM
THE NIGHT BEFORE

Alka Seltzer


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Delboy on January 04, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
The Fool on the Hill

George W Bush


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Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Polythene Pam

blow-up doll makers


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Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:23:17 PM
PAPERBACK WRITER

Penguin Books


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Post by: ifm on January 04, 2008, 08:24:18 PM
I reckon this has been on every single radio station in Britain today, some funny answers,.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:25:36 PM
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Nike


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Post by: TEX FITZ on January 04, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
If I Fell

Elastoplast


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Delboy on January 04, 2008, 08:30:28 PM
Golden Slumbers

Days INN


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:31:25 PM
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

Anglian Windows


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:35:37 PM
Strawberry Fields Forever

Robertsons


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Delboy on January 04, 2008, 08:36:43 PM
A Hard Days Night


Dusk till Dawn


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:37:10 PM
THINK FOR YOURSELF

Mensa


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: taximan007 on January 04, 2008, 08:40:05 PM
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)

BT


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: AndrewT on January 04, 2008, 10:43:33 PM
I Saw Her Standing There
Love Me Do
Devil In Her Heart
Money (That's What I Want)
Every Little Thing
Run For Your Life
I Should Have Known Better


That's the story of Paul's marriage to Heather right there.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Claw75 on January 04, 2008, 11:08:29 PM
You won't see me

Invisibility cloaks


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Claw75 on January 04, 2008, 11:09:56 PM
this one's Matt's

With a little help from my friends

Professional Railbird Organisation


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Flea on January 04, 2008, 11:41:10 PM
"All things must pass"

Ex-lax remedies.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Flea on January 04, 2008, 11:48:44 PM
"I'm so tyred"

Goodyear


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Post by: Flea on January 04, 2008, 11:51:09 PM
"Nowhere man"

Steve Maclaren


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Flea on January 04, 2008, 11:54:57 PM
"we can work it out"

Ex-lax remedies


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TightEnd on January 05, 2008, 12:11:57 AM
I am a Walrus


me


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: TightEnd on January 05, 2008, 12:12:53 AM
Ob La De Ob La Da


Ironside's Spell Checker


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Post by: lazaroonie on January 05, 2008, 12:32:50 AM
Savoy Truffle

Gordon Ramsay


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Post by: ruthless1 on January 05, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Back to black

Micheal Jackson


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 05, 2008, 03:50:26 PM
The Long and Winding Road

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic

Fixing a-Hole

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Claw75 on January 05, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
The Long and Winding Road

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic

Fixing a-Hole

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic

doh - that popped into my head this morning - thought it had already been done!


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: kinboshi on January 05, 2008, 04:39:47 PM
The Long and Winding Road

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic

Fixing a-Hole

Dingdell's Colonic Irrigation Clinic

doh - that popped into my head this morning - thought it had already been done!

Probably has been.


Title: Re: One for the Music Geeks.......Let's start with The Beatles.
Post by: Claw75 on January 05, 2008, 05:59:01 PM
fixing a hole

morning-after pill