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Title: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 06:12:59 PM

A very well-known blonde can, quite literally & correctly, now be referred to as a 15 Stone ham.

Name that ham. Sorry, man.

No prizes for guessing the identity, but first prize - which is nothing - goes to the best explanation. Or even the correct explanation, as to how he gets that name.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: TightEnd on January 19, 2008, 06:46:26 PM
Matt Tyler, cross referencing from the Vegas Aftermath thread


Why?

Well Matt has recently piled on the pounds in preparation for his forthcoming role as Robert Maxwell in a film biopic of the late and not lamented businessman's life.

Spooted recently at dtd with dyed black hair, bushy eye-brows and a paunch and sipping a valet-brought cup of Maxwell House, Tyler commented

"When I look into the Mirror, and see myself there, I think that my resemblance to the pensions fraudster is uncanny. I hope not to ham it up too much in my acting debut, but I hope I do not appear too ramshackle"

It is unknown whether Maxwell ever played poker.

Or indeed the definitive truth as to how he "drowned" off his Yacht in the Med.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Karabiner on January 19, 2008, 06:53:24 PM
Surely if it were Matt it would be "The 23 Stone Ham".....  ;nanana;


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: b4matt on January 19, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
Neverends


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
Surely if it were Matt it would be "The 23 Stone Ham".....  ;nanana;

Correct. And so yes, no, that's the wrong answer.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 07:22:56 PM
Matt (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=274) Tyler (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=274), cross referencing from the Vegas Aftermath thread


Why?

Well Matt has recently piled on the pounds in preparation for his forthcoming role as Robert Maxwell in a film biopic of the late and not lamented businessman's life.

Spooted recently at dt (http://www.dtdpoker.com/aff/BlonditesDownload)d (http://www.dtdpoker.com/aff/BlonditesDownload) with dyed black hair, bushy eye-brows and a paunch and sipping a valet-brought cup of Maxwell House, Tyler commented

"When I look into the Mirror, and see myself there, I think that my resemblance to the pensions fraudster is uncanny. I hope not to ham it up too much in my acting debut, but I hope I do not appear too ramshackle"

It is unknown whether Maxwell ever played poker.

Or indeed the definitive truth as to how he "drowned" off his Yacht in the Med.

Good effort Rich, but the wrong sort of "ham".

Wanna clue? But hurry, I gotta start work shortly.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Eck on January 19, 2008, 07:23:09 PM
you refering to Tom's efforts on the sky Poker skits?


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 07:24:10 PM
you refering to Tom's efforts on the Sky (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) Poker (http://www.skypoker.com/poker/sky_lobby?aff=1062) skits?

Not that sort of "ham". Warm, though......


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: The_duke on January 19, 2008, 07:48:02 PM
he has bought himself a short wave radio and is now broadcasting his wares to the whole world, especially to "slip dial danny" in Australia, and "horse mckenna" in Texas

It is a vicious rumour that his efforts to extract more juice from his valve laden radio resulted in the 777 missing the runway


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 08:33:32 PM

The correct answer is emerging, somewhere between Eck & Duke.

So, who, & why?


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: TightEnd on January 19, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Red Dog is a radio ham,a dab hand on the CB radio? >:?


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 19, 2008, 08:45:15 PM
Red Dog is a radio ham,a dab hand on the CB radio? >:?

CORRECT, though you forgot the 15 stone part. Which he is.

He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?

OK, next up. Name a blonde who supports Leicester City - & is big enough & daft enough to admit it.

Followed by.....TRUE or FALSE. Thewy was once a high-class white-water slalom canoeist rower chappie bloke, & paddled for his Country. OK, I gotta go, The Open awaits.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: TightEnd on January 19, 2008, 08:47:40 PM
Thewy bit is true, at Holme Pierrepoint a lot when younger I gather

The football part, no idea


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Snatiramas on January 19, 2008, 09:16:50 PM
Thewy bit is true, at Holme Pierrepoint a lot when younger I gather

The football part, no idea

lol not only supports them but secretly hopes his son will play for them i bet


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: amcgrath1uk on January 19, 2008, 09:18:32 PM
ANY dad who loves football secretly wants their kids to play for their supported team. I was bloody named after one of the then current players!


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: TightEnd on January 19, 2008, 09:20:28 PM
Thewy bit is true, at Holme Pierrepoint a lot when younger I gather

The football part, no idea

lol not only supports them but secretly hopes his son will play for them i bet


maybe, as long as he's happy and healthy he can do what he likes.


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: amcgrath1uk on January 19, 2008, 09:21:38 PM
Thewy bit is true, at Holme Pierrepoint a lot when younger I gather

The football part, no idea

lol not only supports them but secretly hopes his son will play for them i bet


maybe, as long as he's happy and healthy he can do what he likes.


Very true.. but I bet there's a hope!!


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Longy on January 19, 2008, 09:41:10 PM
ANY dad who loves football secretly wants their kids to play for their supported team. I was bloody named after one of the then current players!

What you were named after Paul McGrath ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: amcgrath1uk on January 19, 2008, 11:21:38 PM
ANY dad who loves football secretly wants their kids to play for their supported team. I was bloody named after one of the then current players!

What you were named after Paul McGrath ;scarymoment;

cheeky fooker


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Chipleader on January 20, 2008, 04:47:00 AM
Rory Mcgrath? lol


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: celtic on January 20, 2008, 07:27:07 AM
asa spades?


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: RED-DOG on January 20, 2008, 12:40:23 PM


He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?




CQ CQ CQ.... This is 15 Siera Tango, Panda Oscar Tango calling 14 Siera Tango, 10 Kilo Echo Tango Tango Lima Echo.....


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2008, 01:00:50 PM


He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?




CQ CQ CQ.... This is 15 Siera Tango, Panda Oscar Tango calling 14 Siera Tango, 10 Kilo Echo Tango Tango Lima Echo.....

CQ, CQ, STRIKE PREVIOUS. Correction. 13 Sierra, 10 Tango.

Golf Foxtrot Yankee - Panda, Lima, Uniform, Mike, Papa - Oscar November Echo.



Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: RED-DOG on January 20, 2008, 01:05:17 PM


He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?




CQ CQ CQ.... This is 15 Siera Tango, Panda Oscar Tango calling 14 Siera Tango, 10 Kilo Echo Tango Tango Lima Echo.....

CQ, CQ, STRIKE PREVIOUS. Correction. 13 Sierra, 10 Tango.

Golf Foxtrot Yankee - Panda, Lima, Uniform, Mike, Papa - Oscar November Echo.




 ;tightend;   ;surrender;


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 20, 2008, 01:06:23 PM


He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?




CQ CQ CQ.... This is 15 Siera Tango, Panda Oscar Tango calling 14 Siera Tango, 10 Kilo Echo Tango Tango Lima Echo.....

CQ, CQ, STRIKE PREVIOUS. Correction. 13 Sierra, 10 Tango.

Golf Foxtrot Yankee - Panda, Lima, Uniform, Mike, Papa - Oscar November Echo.





 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Claw75 on January 20, 2008, 04:42:34 PM


He amazed me the other day by naming three different types of Radio Masts, & it seems he has qualifications in Radio "Hamming". Who'd have thought?




CQ CQ CQ.... This is 15 Siera Tango, Panda Oscar Tango calling 14 Siera Tango, 10 Kilo Echo Tango Tango Lima Echo.....

CQ, CQ, STRIKE PREVIOUS. Correction. 13 Sierra, 10 Tango.

Golf Foxtrot Yankee - Panda, Lima, Uniform, Mike, Papa - Oscar November Echo.



Papa Oscar Tango Whiskey


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2008, 09:54:59 AM
ANY dad who loves football secretly wants their kids to play for their supported team. I was bloody named after one of the then current players!

What you were named after Paul McGrath ;scarymoment;

 ;tightend; I was going to ask that as well  rotflmfao


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: Suited_Jock on January 21, 2008, 12:24:23 PM
hotel.oscar.foxtrot thread?


Title: Re: Fun Comp - Name this blonde
Post by: TightEnd on January 21, 2008, 01:27:45 PM
November , MHO