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Title: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2008, 03:24:28 PM
Wonder how much money New Labour owns the voters then;

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080122/tuk-taxpayers-to-get-money-back-if-counc-45dbed5.html


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Snatiramas on January 22, 2008, 03:32:09 PM
Wonder how much money New Labour owns the voters then;

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080122/tuk-taxpayers-to-get-money-back-if-counc-45dbed5.html

I think I saw this idea in an episode of Yes Minister...........and who is going to adminster this.oh yes the Civil Service.....whoever you vote for Government wins


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: cia260895 on January 22, 2008, 03:50:25 PM
Whats next free umbrella's in case it rains?


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Bongo on January 22, 2008, 03:54:47 PM
Whats next free umbrella's in case it rains?

And compulsory wellies, to stop your feet from getting wet and make sure no one slips over.

Anyone who might not be wearing them will be remanded in custody for a week, just to be sure.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: ifm on January 22, 2008, 06:18:41 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Ecosse on January 22, 2008, 07:20:43 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: cia260895 on January 22, 2008, 08:33:16 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2008, 08:43:41 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it

yes it's a brilliant idea for the half wits who think it actually means they will get some money back and don't realise they will end up paying more money. Central govt gives local council less money== >local council can't perform the services ====. local council needs to pay (some) people more money (and most likely not the poor) ===> local council gets told off by govt ====> local council gets even less money =======> Local council has no other option but to UP Council tax. BUT seeing that Central govt gives them less money Local council will have to UP council tax by quite a high % and more OAP's go to prison because they refuse to pay and everybody loses out because you can be damned sure Central govt is not going to give everybody the money back they will be taking away from Local councils.



Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Ecosse on January 22, 2008, 08:57:33 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it

yes it's a brilliant idea for the half wits who think it actually means they will get some money back and don't realise they will end up paying more money. Central govt gives local council less money== >local council can't perform the services ====. local council needs to pay (some) people more money (and most likely not the poor) ===> local council gets told off by govt ====> local council gets even less money =======> Local council has no other option but to UP Council tax. BUT seeing that Central govt gives them less money Local council will have to UP council tax by quite a high % and more OAP's go to prison because they refuse to pay and everybody loses out because you can be damned sure Central govt is not going to give everybody the money back they will be taking away from Local councils.




Welcome to UK plc - NuLabour style.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Bongo on January 22, 2008, 09:00:10 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it

yes it's a brilliant idea for the half wits who think it actually means they will get some money back and don't realise they will end up paying more money. Central govt gives local council less money== >local council can't perform the services ====. local council needs to pay (some) people more money (and most likely not the poor) ===> local council gets told off by govt ====> local council gets even less money =======> Local council has no other option but to UP Council tax. BUT seeing that Central govt gives them less money Local council will have to UP council tax by quite a high % and more OAP's go to prison because they refuse to pay and everybody loses out because you can be damned sure Central govt is not going to give everybody the money back they will be taking away from Local councils.

Then you can add to that the cost of assessing the whole thing.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: boldie on January 22, 2008, 09:47:16 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it

yes it's a brilliant idea for the half wits who think it actually means they will get some money back and don't realise they will end up paying more money. Central govt gives local council less money== >local council can't perform the services ====. local council needs to pay (some) people more money (and most likely not the poor) ===> local council gets told off by govt ====> local council gets even less money =======> Local council has no other option but to UP Council tax. BUT seeing that Central govt gives them less money Local council will have to UP council tax by quite a high % and more OAP's go to prison because they refuse to pay and everybody loses out because you can be damned sure Central govt is not going to give everybody the money back they will be taking away from Local councils.

Then you can add to that the cost of assessing the whole thing.

Oh yes..consultants will have to be brought in to write a report on the feasibility of it all..and even though there might be some doubts, once Labour has decided it's a good idea they will go ahead. It will then be introduced and everyone will have to have some sort of database and an outsource company will have to handle all the payments OF course CAPITA will get the contract of managing all this and charge a fortune for doing so. After a year or two/three  everyone will realise that the whole thing is a disaster and some Junior Minister will be made to pay...while the govt brings in more consultants to overhaul the entire system..not actually fixing anything BUT the system is already in place and they've gone too far to turn back now. I'm guessing IF this scheme does NOT get implemented the idea and consultation will cost 25-35mill. If it does get put in place it will cost 300-400mill before everyone realises it's a stupid idea and it will be overhauled.



Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: cia260895 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:40 PM
fantastic idea, about time local government had to actually provide what we are forced to overpay for.

You miss the lunacy in the idiotic suggestion.

Any payouts will result in increased taxes, council or otherwise (though not for the work shy as usual)


which could be considered as a masterstroke by the government when you think about it

yes it's a brilliant idea for the half wits who think it actually means they will get some money back and don't realise they will end up paying more money. Central govt gives local council less money== >local council can't perform the services ====. local council needs to pay (some) people more money (and most likely not the poor) ===> local council gets told off by govt ====> local council gets even less money =======> Local council has no other option but to UP Council tax. BUT seeing that Central govt gives them less money Local council will have to UP council tax by quite a high % and more OAP's go to prison because they refuse to pay and everybody loses out because you can be damned sure Central govt is not going to give everybody the money back they will be taking away from Local councils.



and with more wrinklies going into the already overcrowded prisons allowing Ponce's and violent thugs off early to make room, not only will the cost of trying them and keeping them inside cost shitloads more and the extra work for the legal aid lawyers and CPS, making even less money available they will probably be able to move 1000's of more immigrants and their families into the wrinklies homes ,


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Ecosse on January 22, 2008, 10:10:40 PM

It was the wicked witch (or Cherie Blair as you may know her) who capatilised big style and wouldn't give Tony sex unless he enforced the 'Human Rights' shit on this country.

I hope NuLabour pay for their sins in hell.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: TightEnd on January 22, 2008, 10:11:53 PM


It was the wicked witch (or Cherie Blair as you may no her) who capatilised big style and wouldn't give Tony sex unless he enforced the 'Human Rights' shit on this country.



Fact!

 ;hide;


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: cia260895 on January 22, 2008, 10:32:12 PM

It was the wicked witch (or Cherie Blair as you may know her) who capitalised big style and wouldn't give Tony sex unless he enforced the 'Human Rights' shit on this country.

I hope Nu Labour pay for their sins in hell.


alternatively relocate to Scotland


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: Ecosse on January 22, 2008, 10:50:22 PM

It was the wicked witch (or Cherie Blair as you may know her) who capitalised big style and wouldn't give Tony sex unless he enforced the 'Human Rights' shit on this country.

I hope Nu Labour pay for their sins in hell.


alternatively relocate to Scotland

I live in Glasgow, Scotland and Labour theive over £1200 per month from my Gross Wage to pay for all giro-collectors/any labour excess you care to mention.

Labour in Scotland is nepotism in extreme. Search google for details.

I've never voted Labour in my life. Their communist agenda does not suit me.

In case you missed it, google 'kinnock', 'russia', 'council', 'EU'.


I think the entire family tree are bleeding taxpayers dry somewhere in the world.


Dougie.


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: ifm on January 22, 2008, 11:08:21 PM
LOL, that was fun!!


Title: Re: more bollox brought to you by your government
Post by: boldie on January 23, 2008, 08:27:07 AM
LOL, that was fun!!

quite funny how I was going to start on a leftist "The entire govt are money grabbing, money wasting crooks" rant and before you know it others say Labour are commies and the houses of OAP's are being given to immigrants.

How small a step from left to right, hey?