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I go with it does matter  ;D

 ;gobsmacked;

Why?

I voted.

I think it does

I hope not! :P

One of two reasons

1) Had 6 children all naturally  ::)

2) I've been around the block ( sorry cia , i'm one of THEM ) lol

Are you saying the bigger the man the better the lover?  ;)

I must refrain from answering that question as married to a member of blonde ( phew )

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2oWCMbo-CyA ..

 ;D

Size doesn't matter a toss if they don't know what to do with it once they get there.   ;angel;

Are we talking wallet size here?

:dontask:

Hopefully

Lady Tightend... I've been missing you lately....

Does this poll take into account the gender of the voter ?

Some girls i've been with have had a pussy like the clyde tunnel !

So Yes ! Size does matter (i've not voted pre-post lol)

Good evening Lord Tantrum of Poland-Shire.

Missed you more  :-*

didn't.

Did.

Let Lord Tantrum decide

One  bumps his post count up a lot and is a one hit wonder

The other doesn't post bump (honest) and is a no hit wonder

She's gone now. 

lol

of course it matters

any one who says different is either less gifted or married to someone less gifted.


case closed

the only question there might be is length or girth??

And that is why men will always have a complex about size.  A guy built like a horse who pounds like a jack rabbit is -ev.  A guy who might not be 'huge' but knows how to 'groove' will get the job done every time.  Granted, if you find a guy who has it and can 'groove' it...well...you're on a winner. 

 ;D ;D ;D

Doug Stanhope: "...it's neither one, because by the time you figure out how small it is, and how terrible I am with it, it's too late..."

Im very lucky really,Im deffo not the biggest hammer in the toolbox but I have a 7 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

PM speeding its way to your inbox  :kiss:

Lol, must be from the same mould  :P

OMG - PLEASE do not get Charmaine started on tongue's !!  rotflmfao

;popcorn;

How to win friends and influence people.............................................

;tightend; ;tightend;

What do you do if you are secret option D, no size, no groove? A friend of mine wants to know.

At least, he didn't mention how labour were affecting the size of male genitalia.

Enthusiasm.  Works for me.

rotflmfao

I feel I need to be honest now Suzanne....my tongue is actually only 5 1/2 inches long. :'(

I go by an old saying if a woman cant sing 'God save the Queen' with it in her mouth then your ok     ;applause;

And getting back to tonues i have an extra large 1 that women say "YUM" when they see it but what i'd like to know is how do you actually measure a tongue ? :P

Excuse you! It's NU Labour if you please.......... rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

And was the breathing through your ears a fib too? ;carlocitrone; ;carlocitrone; ;carlocitrone;

We need to redress the balance with a poll for the men.........

Just wondering, does the result of this poll mean anything?
It's not as if husbands and boyfriends are going to start actually opening the plethora of email we get daily on the subject, we don't care!!
Are the women going to start auditioning for a new man based on the results?

I voted to see the results i must admit :D

I think alot of us did which means the results have probably been complete biased by male votes. I don't think we have 40 regular female posters on here.

no, with only a few exceptions they are all highly irregular!

i think it depends on where you measure it from,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so long as you dont get brad pit on your ruler,.,..,.,thats where you start.,,,,,,,,,,
mine used to be 10 inches when i had money,,,,,,,,,,since business has gone quiet,,its down to 5 inches,.,,funny that,.......................... but i trust my wife as she does the measuring.,.,.,

it's not so much about size as about fit and sexual compatibility - does it 'hit the spot' so to speak. length, girth, angle, position and other stuff will all affect that and it's going to be different for any woman.

Personally i like a big one though ;D

As a representative of the male sex i have to point out how irrelevent this all is, men don't care, never will, why should we?
It's like premature ejaculation, it's a myth, doesn't exist.
It's all in the female mind, size, girth, weight etc.
LET IT GO and be happy with what you are allowed to have.

exactly. Premature ejaculation, premature for who??

This could also be taken to reflect poorly on one's own <ahem> girth  ;shame;

Brilliant!!!  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

FFS Sofa!!!!!   I'll be laughing at that for a fortnight.


     

OK - I may be having a blonde moment but I don't get it. If you have a picture of Brad Pitt on your ruler will that make you think you are gay and make you shrink? Am I being very stupid?

i love it Tracey, Brad Pitt, ryming slang and trying to make your bits measure longer mean's that you could get some of the stuff you deal in on the other end of the ruler.

Aaah - thanks for that - I can't find an avatar to explain how silly I feel at this moment so this will have to do  ;noflopshomer;

Personally i would have liked a big one  :( ;)

no need to feel silly mate.

Don't worry Trace - I didn't get it either.  I'm glad you asked though coz I now realise how funny it is!

LMAO!

I think the scary thing is that we are apparently the innocent ones here......just imagine what the naughty ones are like!

glad i could make you smile for a change lol.,.,,..,.