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(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/210/imag0016bwr2.jpg)

And someone hasn't thought it through properly! rotflmfao

That is brilliant.

probably appropriate too

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lol - I wonder how much the 'designer' got paid!

idiot alert


why is this funny?

I soooo didn't want to be the first to ask that, I've been looking at it for ages wondering why it's funny :D

all part of the service

Visualise cog 1 turning.

Visualise which way cog 2 turns.

Visualise cog 3 moving.

Wonder why your feet are covered in teeth.

yes. I realise its a mechanical faux pas.

If thats it, I will move onto the next thread  ;D

well recovered :D

i leave, place falls apart........

standard

Because you're standing at a bus-stop in Manchester and someone has punched you in the mouth?

It's Manchester - someone will have already stolen the teeth.

thats what happens a little further down the M62.............. ;)

Think you'll find that despite the stereotype, crime, and more importantly violent crime levels are far higher in Manchester than any other city in the North of England.

thats only because in Liverpool the book containing all the statistics was stolen meaning they didn't declare any figures from 2001-present

No good without percentages please.  And link to definitive proof of those percentages.  Thank you.

violent crime stats in Merseyside percentage per 1000 people (population 1365832)

http://www.crimestatistics.org.uk/tool/default.asp?region=3&force=39&l1=6&l2=1&l3=0&sub=0&v=36

violent crime stats in Greater Manchester percentage per 1000 people (population 2539043)

http://www.crimestatistics.org.uk/tool/default.asp?region=3&force=2&l1=6&l2=1&l3=0&sub=0&v=36

so not only were there more recorded offences in Merseyside but the population is nearly 50% fewer

for violent crimes anyway.............

crime aside, is the joke that the cogs don't work in the picture?  is that it?

Can't work.  1 moves 2, but so does 3...in the opposite direction.

if you've ever sat on a bus in manchester you will know that the picture is very accurate and fitting....... ;)

So you've picked out the statistic for reported serious violent crime, not the one for violent crime as a whole.

Yes, that is it. 

ok, for recorded crimes of violence against another person in Merseyside

http://www.crimestatistics.org.uk/tool/default.asp?region=3&force=39&cdrp=0&l1=6&l2=0&l3=0&sub=0&v=36

and recorded crimes of violence against another person in Greater Manchester

http://www.crimestatistics.org.uk/tool/default.asp?region=3&force=2&l1=6&l2=0&l3=0&sub=0&v=36

ok so the manchester figure of crimes recorded is higher but then as there are twice as many people living there - as a percentage of 1000 people again Merseyside is the higher of the two

lol geeks :D

Get off here and finish that work you're supposed to be doing Matt.  The quicker you do that the quicker you can get back down here and see to my plumbing.

there's a million and one responses to that but as this is a family forum i will just smile sweetly

;D

;D

Stop-cock?

don't like the sound of that

It's the blonde forum, there's only one response :D

I think it's "get the props ready and I'll be there in a jiffy"

from what i can gather you already have the props to hand.............  ;whistle;

Come in a jiffy?

give me chance, i haven't left manchester yet.........  ;angel;

though i intend to in the next 15 mins