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Title: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:23:54 PM Should be interesting
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 12:43:55 PM can I vote for both please?
Probably TMI here, but I find that, as inventions go, they can often work quite well together....... Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 12:45:38 PM Sky+, obv.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:45:58 PM NO was thinking bout doing both as an option as while 1 is being used it frees up the sky+
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:47:36 PM Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 12:49:39 PM NO was thinking bout doing both as an option as while 1 is being used it frees up the sky+ Not if your lady friend has used the sky+ to pause something she want to finish watching afterwards it doesn't....... Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 12:51:11 PM NO was thinking bout doing both as an option as while 1 is being used it frees up the sky+ Not if your lady friend has used the sky+ to pause something she want to finish watching afterwards it doesn't....... just record it and switch over ,easy Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:04:46 PM NO was thinking bout doing both as an option as while 1 is being used it frees up the sky+ Not if your lady friend has used the sky+ to pause something she want to finish watching afterwards it doesn't....... just record it and switch over ,easy good point. From a female perspective I still vote for both. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:10:13 PM Hamsters.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 01:22:15 PM Hamsters. Now this concerns me.could you explain yrself a bit more? Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:24:16 PM I like hamsters.
More so than I like Guinea Pigs. Explanation over. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 01:34:12 PM and the connection to this thread is?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:36:07 PM Profiteroles.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 01:37:56 PM Fridays.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:38:18 PM rampant rabbits, profiteroles, fridays. Has someone been spying on me?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:39:07 PM Profiteroles fed to Hamsters on Fridays.
The cream and chocolate nestling on their whiskers as they go for a light jog on their wheel! ah, memories! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 01:40:00 PM well if you said that in the beggining all would have been crystal.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 01:40:29 PM I'm more of a Saturday girl, but to each their own I suppose.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:40:43 PM I think it's been a tough week for the mods and he's finally cracked :)
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:41:21 PM I'm more of a Saturday girl, but to each their own I suppose. tbh, as long as there's a 'y' in the day.... Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:41:33 PM I think it's been a tough week for the mods and he's finally cracked :) Abacuses. Abaci? sexy!! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:42:09 PM I think it's been a tough week for the mods and he's finally cracked :) Abacuses. Abaci? sexy!! go and have a lie down! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Bongo on January 31, 2008, 01:44:14 PM I'm reliably informed that the rampant rabbit is over hyped, over priced, poorly built and far inferior to other products on the market.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 01:44:56 PM I'm reliably informed that the rampant rabbit is over hyped, over priced, poorly built and far inferior to other products on the market. don't listen to everything Snoopy tells you Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:49:11 PM I'm reliably informed that the rampant rabbit is over hyped, over priced, poorly built and far inferior to other products on the market. bollox. anyone who says that hasn't worked out how to use it properly :D Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 01:53:24 PM Dunno...I keep breaking mine ;whistle;
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 01:55:14 PM Dunno...I keep breaking mine ;whistle; get a platinum one. top quality. :)up Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 01:56:21 PM Dunno...I keep breaking mine ;whistle; get a platinum one. top quality. :)up have been told the wave version is better than that Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 01:56:50 PM Might just take Tighty's suggestion and get me a hamster
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 02:01:23 PM Might just take Tighty's suggestion and get me a hamster i'd remove it's teeth 1st Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: tikay on January 31, 2008, 02:02:03 PM As a bit of a technophobe, would anyone care to explain to me what a "rampant rabbit" is, how it works, what it does, & where? How fast does it go? Acceleration? Power source? Portable? Wow factor? Customer Satisfaction levels?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:06:04 PM Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him? rotflmfao
Looking forward to this one ;popcorn; Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 02:09:58 PM Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him? rotflmfao Looking forward to this one ;popcorn; got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:11:04 PM A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 02:11:40 PM Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him? rotflmfao Looking forward to this one ;popcorn; got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where. You mean you're a man, and the term 'clitoral stimulation' means absolutely nothing to you. I think it's latin for something. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 02:12:08 PM A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective. Better not let it stand next to a bus shelter in Manchester then. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:12:51 PM A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective. Better not let it stand next to a bus shelter in Manchester then. OMG!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: taximan007 on January 31, 2008, 02:13:36 PM I was always told by my EX it did everything that I could but only better, so in my opinion it was the best invention ever.
But it couldn't cut grass. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:13:47 PM best use of a rampant rabbit
" robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's vibrator was jailed today. Nicki Jex concealed the Rampant Rabbit sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop in Leicester on December 27 last year. A member of staff at the branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed the bag at her, Leicester crown court was told. Jex, 27, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop. Sentencing him to five years behind bars, the judge, Philip Head, said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time." The surveillance camera recorded Jex striding into the shop brandishing the "firearm" minutes before staff were due to close for the day. Tim Palmer, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant pointed the item in the carrier bag at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm. In fact, what was contained within the carrier bag was the defendant's girlfriend's vibrator." The cashier retreated behind the counter and he turned the imitation weapon on the shop manager, demanding cash. She handed over £613 in till contents and other money, the court was told. As Jex made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him outside. "The defendant pointed the vibrator in the bag at Mr Vakani and warned him to back off," said Mr Palmer. "Mr Vakani then kept a discreet distance but kept an eye on the defendant and watched where he went." Jex visited a local pub "obviously flush with money" to buy friends a drink. Thanks to Mr Vakani, the defendant's hat worn in the robbery and containing his DNA was discovered nearby. Jex also tried in vain to sell the distinctive camel-coloured coat he had been wearing during the raid. When he was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but he later owned up. The court was told that Jex, a drug addict, had a string of previous convictions dating back to February 2002, including shoplifting, failing to surrender and possession of heroin. In mitigation, Phil Gibbs, defending, said Jex, a qualified chef and engineer, had fought a battle against drug addiction and had a "fragile" state of mind. The judge awarded £500 to Mr Vakani for his "very considerable courage". Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 02:19:02 PM Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him? rotflmfao Looking forward to this one ;popcorn; got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where. You mean you're a man, and the term 'clitoral stimulation' means absolutely nothing to you. I think it's latin for something. quite right have looked it up in the latin phrase book and it translate into "right thats it for me, time for the coffee and fag" Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: thetank on January 31, 2008, 02:27:23 PM As a bit of a technophobe, would anyone care to explain to me what a "rampant rabbit" is A rampant rabbit is a vibrator, a battery powered plastic device that aids female masturbation. The rampant rabbit is a brand made famous when mentioned on TV's Sex and the City. Most women (unless they live in Perth) can pick one up in their local high street branch of Ann Summers. It has two parts, one large tube that mimics a penis, and is inserted into the vagina, and two smaller "rabbit ears" that attach to the clitoris. The tube turns round and round, the ears vibrate. The combination of the two can prompt most women to reach a relatively rapid orgasm. Would anybody like to explain Tightend's joke about hamsters and the practise of felching? Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:29:39 PM Thank you Thomas
Most useful Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: matt674 on January 31, 2008, 02:32:02 PM :-X
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:33:31 PM ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn;
rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 02:35:25 PM for tikay - technical spec.
PLATINUM RAMPANT RABBIT The Rampant Rabbit Platinum is the ultimate Bunny. * 7 unique pulse option * 6 speed main shaft with metal balls for super stimulation * 6 1/2" jelly main shaft means Platinum really is a girls best friend Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: taximan007 on January 31, 2008, 02:36:16 PM (http://www.foto2dvd.com/images/gerbiling.jpg)
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:38:30 PM my children have two hamsters
Sparkle and Sunrise Neither, to date, have had a close run it with a match. Long may that contniue Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Claw75 on January 31, 2008, 02:38:50 PM (http://www.foto2dvd.com/images/gerbiling.jpg) poor little hamster looks like he's rubbing his hands in anticipation....is he in for a rude awakening.... Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: matt674 on January 31, 2008, 02:48:41 PM poor little hamster looks like he's rubbing his hands in anticipation....is he in for a rude awakening.... he's holding a nut.......... Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 02:51:22 PM for tikay - technical spec. PLATINUM RAMPANT RABBIT The Rampant Rabbit Platinum is the ultimate Bunny. * 7 unique pulse option * 6 speed main shaft with metal balls for super stimulation * 6 1/2" jelly main shaft means Platinum really is a girls best friend Damn, I keep buying the missus diamonds - that's where I've been going wrong. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: boldie on January 31, 2008, 02:56:59 PM for tikay - technical spec. PLATINUM RAMPANT RABBIT The Rampant Rabbit Platinum is the ultimate Bunny. * 7 unique pulse option * 6 speed main shaft with metal balls for super stimulation * 6 1/2" jelly main shaft means Platinum really is a girls best friend Damn, I keep buying the missus diamonds - that's where I've been going wrong. You think you're going wrong? I keep buying the Mrs jelly Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:57:39 PM I took my ex to a Main Shaft
It didn't last long after that Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:15:10 PM I must be living in the wrong country. We just get the shaft here.
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 03:19:45 PM Isn't that where the Sky studio is?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Snatiramas on January 31, 2008, 03:21:50 PM Isn't that where the Sky studio is? no I think thats Felthem Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:22:43 PM As a bit of a technophobe, would anyone care to explain to me what a "rampant rabbit" is A rampant rabbit is a vibrator, a battery powered plastic device that aids female masturbation. The rampant rabbit is a brand made famous when mentioned on TV's Sex and the City. Most women (unless they live in Perth) can pick one up in their local high street branch of Ann Summers. It has two parts, one large tube that mimics a penis, and is inserted into the vagina, and two smaller "rabbit ears" that attach to the clitoris. The tube turns round and round, the ears vibrate. The combination of the two can prompt most women to reach a relatively rapid orgasm. Would anybody like to explain Tightend's joke about hamsters and the practise of felching? surely Tikay shouldnt be made aware of felching at his time of life? he'll never be the same man again!! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:25:26 PM Stewards inquiry please the poll has been nobbled!!!!
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:27:42 PM What poll?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 03:29:23 PM The Earl of Polls, a very noble poll indeed
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: matt674 on January 31, 2008, 03:31:23 PM furry animal gets my vote every time :)
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:34:15 PM Better than exit polls.
I gave it to candles. But, why? Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:38:20 PM Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:40:03 PM Top of what?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 03:46:48 PM Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:47:46 PM Top of what? this threadTitle: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:49:02 PM And to you too, kind Sir. What ya sewing? Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 03:52:18 PM can I vote for all 6?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 03:53:16 PM I want to change my vote now
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 03:54:15 PM Awwwwwwwww that just aint fair
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: HOLDorFOLD on January 31, 2008, 04:07:12 PM Isn't that where the Sky studio is? no I think thats Felthem No no it's Felcham Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: HOLDorFOLD on January 31, 2008, 04:08:53 PM I'm reliably informed that the rampant rabbit is over hyped, over priced, poorly built and far inferior to other products on the market. ;iagree; ;iagree; ;iagree; ;iagree; ;iagree; Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: MrsBoldie on January 31, 2008, 04:40:23 PM I've been reliably informed that Sky + is all the entertainment anyone will ever need. I would assume therefore that you can Sky + the other options and repeat as many times as you like whilst skipping the bits you don't like. Mr Boldie for example may be repeating on metal clamps when I get home until I get bored with it - or indeed until he apologises for the last poll he posted! I will just set the Sky + from my mobile now......
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: boldie on January 31, 2008, 04:42:36 PM I've been reliably informed that Sky + is all the entertainment anyone will ever need. I would assume therefore that you can Sky + the other options and repeat as many times as you like whilst skipping the bits you don't like. Mr Boldie for example may be repeating on metal clamps when I get home until I get bored with it - or indeed until he apologises for the last poll he posted! I will just set the Sky + from my mobile now...... We don't have Sky+ you liar!..and we're married dear, you can call me Boldie now. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 10:55:06 PM how can you not have it?
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: boldie on February 01, 2008, 06:49:44 AM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Snatiramas on February 01, 2008, 10:09:55 AM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. True but Boldie mate you series link to say Ramsays kitchen nightmares let the machine do its stuff and watch whenever knowing you will not miss a single episode..........I actually quite like it now that I have security coded various channels which might have "The suite life of Zack and Cody" Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: boldie on February 01, 2008, 10:43:11 AM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. True but Boldie mate you series link to say Ramsays kitchen nightmares let the machine do its stuff and watch whenever knowing you will not miss a single episode..........I actually quite like it now that I have security coded various channels which might have "The suite life of Zack and Cody" Who are Zack and Cody? edit* I have to say Sky+ would be good in our house and the Mrs likes to watch certain shows (grand designs) that are repeated 4 or 5 times a week but she always forgets to watch. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: taximan007 on February 01, 2008, 10:56:15 AM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. True but Boldie mate you series link to say Ramsays kitchen nightmares let the machine do its stuff and watch whenever knowing you will not miss a single episode..........I actually quite like it now that I have security coded various channels which might have "The suite life of Zack and Cody" Who are Zack and Cody? edit* I have to say Sky+ would be good in our house and the Mrs likes to watch certain shows (grand designs) that are repeated 4 or 5 times a week but she always forgets to watch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Suite_Life_of_Zack_and_Cody Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on February 01, 2008, 11:13:33 AM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. fair enough Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: boldie on February 01, 2008, 04:52:23 PM how can you not have it? We'll get it for free in a few months :) We didn't get it when we first got Sky a year or so ago as we don't watch a lot of stuff that we'd want to record...I think there might have been 3 programs over the past year that I considered a shame to miss..but they're repeated anyways. Sky+ is cool but I wouldn't pay too much for it. True but Boldie mate you series link to say Ramsays kitchen nightmares let the machine do its stuff and watch whenever knowing you will not miss a single episode..........I actually quite like it now that I have security coded various channels which might have "The suite life of Zack and Cody" Who are Zack and Cody? edit* I have to say Sky+ would be good in our house and the Mrs likes to watch certain shows (grand designs) that are repeated 4 or 5 times a week but she always forgets to watch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Suite_Life_of_Zack_and_Cody Yikes!..that looks truly..truly awful. Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on February 01, 2008, 06:05:25 PM surely cant be as bad as spongebob???????
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: RED-DOG on February 01, 2008, 06:07:58 PM surely cant be as bad as spongebob??????? Wash your mouth out. Spongebob Rules! NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: cia260895 on February 01, 2008, 06:30:53 PM he lives in a pineapple under the see argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Title: Re: lets see where this 1 goes! Post by: Snatiramas on February 01, 2008, 06:42:28 PM No it's on...............f me right now I would rather be watching the miserable one from Eastenders.......I think her name is spot.............anyway she was on the whole show last night.......it moved me. It really did. It moved me to the office.
I have barred spongebob as well Drake and Josh is okay Luckily they like reality TV as well......unbelievably Blue Peter ranks quite highly. |