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That's right. I'm now sitting on the Blonde .25/.50 cash table with 50 big ones up for grabs. The first sane (or sober) Blonde to sit down will have a fairly good chance of taking the lot. I have a bottle of red, an iPod, and a folding attitude.

HURRY OR MY RAKE GOES TO POKERSTARS RATHER THAN BLONDE

im schooling the kipper ....

now sharky wants a piece :)

Good grief, total value with these 3....

oh my days .. bainn and eck are there now ... more candy for colchester :)

You do make me laugh Kiv, bless ya.....................

i finished down $1.93 ... thats a result for me !!

And I left with $3.85 profit.........and Harmony's lovely cooked meal was fantastic.

I gave up in the end, he still hasn't handed over the "free $50" - it's like trying to clear a Party Poker bonus...

ANY OTHER FISH? I'M UP $40, BE THERE FOR JUST A FEW MORE MINS

SIGH..... NO BLONDE FRIDAY DRUNKS?

AHEM, HERE'S THE CHAT FROM THE SESSION. I GOT A BIT BORED AT THE START, so apologies for the drunken ramblings ;-)


SfflkPunch: talking to yourself means you are mad
SfflkPunch: i know, but it's a habit i've got into
SfflkPunch: gets lonely
SfflkPunch: i know
SfflkPunch: oh well
SfflkPunch: they'll be back from the pub in a minute
SfflkPunch: yeah, guess so
SfflkPunch: Quiet here
SfflkPunch: Had a refit.
SfflkPunch: Oh really?
SfflkPunch: yes - new wallpaper and fittings.
SfflkPunch: Nice
SfflkPunch: Cost a bit?
SfflkPunch: Nah, not much,
SfflkPunch: Hmm - i like the yellow
SfflkPunch: So, where exactly are the fish?
SfflkPunch: Umm, pribably still at the pub
SfflkPunch: Ok
SfflkPunch: I'll wait a while
SfflkPunch: Good idea
SfflkPunch: tum-te-tum
SfflkPunch: let's play the opne word association game
SfflkPunch: ok
SfflkPunch: One
SfflkPunch: day
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: punk
SfflkPunch: was
SfflkPunch: swiggin
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: bottle
SfflkPunch: of
SfflkPunch: water
SfflkPunch: when
SfflkPunch: it
SfflkPunch: wernt
SfflkPunch: pop!
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: a
SfflkPunch: r
SfflkPunch: r
SfflkPunch: r
SfflkPunch: rr
SfflkPunch: r
SfflkPunch: r
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: g
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: hh
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: h
SfflkPunch: HELLLOOOOOO?????
SfflkPunch: BORED BORED BORED BORED
SfflkPunch: 'ello luv. Nice red waiscoa and bow tie
SfflkPunch: Got any chip tricks?
SfflkPunch: Fancy a kebab?
SfflkPunch: No?
SfflkPunch: babysham?
SfflkPunch: erm, cocoa?
SfflkPunch: TAKE MY EFFING MONEY
SfflkPunch: SOMEONE
SfflkPunch: I AM SO EASY TO READ
SfflkPunch: JUST TAKE IT
SfflkPunch: RAISE ME, I FOLD
SfflkPunch: EVERYTIOME
SfflkPunch: COME ON
SfflkPunch: IT'S EASY
SfflkPunch: FREE CASH
SfflkPunch: SIGH
SfflkPunch: I'LL PLAY MESELF
SfflkPunch: NOT WITH MYSELF, MIND
SfflkPunch: I MEAN PRACTICE
SfflkPunch: GOOD TO GET INTO THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND
SfflkPunch: ....FOR BATTLE
SfflkPunch: I'LL JUST WAIT, THEN
SfflkPunch: BORING
SfflkPunch: BORED NOW
SfflkPunch: ARE WE NEALRY THERE YET?
SfflkPunch: I NEED A WEE
SfflkPunch: back again
SfflkPunch: still no f&cker here
SfflkPunch: shall I go and play on Stars?
SfflkPunch: might as well
SfflkPunch: i'll give it five mins
SfflkPunch: maybe six
SfflkPunch: or seven
SfflkPunch: hee hee
SfflkPunch: send it
kevcolch: dream on
kevcolch: vallooooo bet
SfflkPunch: good bet
SfflkPunch: i had a 4
SfflkPunch: FISH
SfflkPunch: AWW
kevcolch: candy from a baby
SfflkPunch: FOR NOW...
SfflkPunch: FISH
kevcolch: he he he he
kevcolch: so easy
SfflkPunch: BEAT ME SIR
kevcolch: ouch
SfflkPunch: AHHA
SfflkPunch: UL
kevcolch: riverments
SfflkPunch: nasty
SfflkPunch: bx
SfflkPunch: show
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: LOL
SfflkPunch: n1
SfflkPunch: i have 7-4
SfflkPunch: i fold
kevcolch: mug
SfflkPunch: 7-2/
SfflkPunch: HMM
SfflkPunch: i've the great escape on the ipod
kevcolch: LOL
SfflkPunch: u are that scottish bloke who gave it away on the trainb
SfflkPunch: good luck
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: wtf are you on about LOL
SfflkPunch: dunnp
SfflkPunch: dunno
SfflkPunch: k
SfflkPunch: ?
SfflkPunch: a victim
SfflkPunch: how's sharky?
5harky: back for punishment
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: punch is blessed, been soooooooooo lucky
SfflkPunch: sigh.....
SfflkPunch: sigh again
kevcolch: fish
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: fish
SfflkPunch: (kev)
SfflkPunch: q-10?
kevcolch: beats me
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: fish]
kevcolch: 4 7 both times
kevcolch: genius
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: it was sooooooted
SfflkPunch: ship
kevcolch: sigh
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: n1
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: yeah
kevcolch: n
kevcolch: h
SfflkPunch: ul, fish
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: bad bet]
SfflkPunch: (from me0
SfflkPunch: FISH
kevcolch: candy
SfflkPunch: OOOOG UL
kevcolch: lucky
kevcolch: LMAO
SfflkPunch: sigh
SfflkPunch: oops
kevcolch: good call though
SfflkPunch: hmm
SfflkPunch: n1
kevcolch: no justice
SfflkPunch: ul
5harky: timing
SfflkPunch: fish
kevcolch: and chips
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: hang on, more wine
SfflkPunch: ....
kevcolch: chateau neuf du pap ?
kevcolch: or blue nun
SfflkPunch: nah - my curry house gave it to me!
SfflkPunch: delicious
kevcolch: cream of some young guy ?
SfflkPunch: yes
SfflkPunch: fish
kevcolch: candy
kevcolch: mo candy
SfflkPunch: hi bain
kevcolch: catweazles here
Bain74: Greetings
SfflkPunch: kev is a fish
kevcolch: skill & ability son
Bain74: Got a few mins, so I thought i would insult Kiv
SfflkPunch: good
Bain74: So, how he get that much ?
kevcolch: see above
Bain74: ah, poor judgement and luck ?
SfflkPunch: and another fish#
JimmyEck: evening
kevcolch: eck xx
Bain74: lo squire
JimmyEck: ffs
Bain74: lol
JimmyEck: had a fkn 7
SfflkPunch: ul
kevcolch: i had 67
JimmyEck: lol
kevcolch: show ??
SfflkPunch: yes
kevcolch: im passing 10 6
kevcolch: nh
SfflkPunch: tx
Bain74: zzzzzzzzzzzz
kevcolch: i woulda riverd the 10 though
SfflkPunch: lucky boy
kevcolch: im too good to go broke on 2 pair
SfflkPunch: lol
Bain74: *cough*
SfflkPunch: lol again
kevcolch: hush birds nest face
Bain74: lol
kevcolch: i gotta go soon, jane has just gone to bed...
Bain74: ah
kevcolch: and she looked at me as if to say
SfflkPunch: stay up
Bain74: lol
kevcolch: "come up in 10 mins big boy and fill yer boots"
Bain74: lol
Bain74: eewwww
Bain74: the horror
kevcolch: maybe a bad read on my part of course
SfflkPunch: likely
Bain74: indeed
kevcolch: standard
SfflkPunch: so have you all been out tonight?
Bain74: working
SfflkPunch: eeuuw
Bain74: well, attending
SfflkPunch: what?
Bain74: eh?
kevcolch: he does care in the community
JimmyEck: to his sores
SfflkPunch: attending what?
Bain74: work
Bain74: ?
SfflkPunch: lol
Bain74: how much you drank?
SfflkPunch: me?
Bain74: yip
SfflkPunch: soper
SfflkPunch: lol
Bain74: lol
kevcolch: LOLOLOL
Bain74: damn, would have hit me 5.....
Bain74: only going to play "The Mangle" and the "Full Bainn"
SfflkPunch: another mug
moskvich775: fraid so
Bain74: Greetings
SfflkPunch: gl
moskvich775: be back in a minute
moskvich775: have mislaid my chocolate cornflake clusters
Bain74: eew
moskvich775: thanks and you
SfflkPunch: fish
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: A6 mupp
SfflkPunch: yup
kevcolch: one more round for me girls
Bain74: hhhmmm
kevcolch: BLUFFED
SfflkPunch: nah
Bain74: was flushing
SfflkPunch: had it
SfflkPunch: whatever it was
SfflkPunch: n1
5harky: lol
JimmyEck: 45 lucky fish
kevcolch: i thought you missed flush draw
SfflkPunch: oops
kevcolch: fish
SfflkPunch: fish
kevcolch: now i have to leave with 37cents profit ...sigh
kevcolch: or not
SfflkPunch: makes a 1st
Bain74: lol
moskvich775: stay and show us how to play aces again...
kevcolch: GFY
SfflkPunch: lol
moskvich775: i'm not sure i quite got it last time
Bain74: lol
moskvich775: it was complicated....
SfflkPunch: eek
Bain74: eck even
SfflkPunch: lol
Bain74: lol
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: superb
SfflkPunch: n1
Bain74: oi
kevcolch: LOL
kevcolch: 89 spades
SfflkPunch: call
SfflkPunch: lol
kevcolch: sigh
SfflkPunch: n1 bain
Bain74: ahem, misread on my part ?
Bain74: ty
kevcolch: weigh anchors
SfflkPunch: just dont try that on me
Bain74: lol, fair point
Bain74: oooh
SfflkPunch: fish
SfflkPunch: FISH
moskvich775: that's obviously hit your range
JimmyEck: 47?
kevcolch: phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SfflkPunch: 7-4
Bain74: his range is any 2 cards ffs
kevcolch: LOL
SfflkPunch: 2-4
kevcolch: soz guys... gotta go ....
Bain74: lol
kevcolch: on a promise :D
SfflkPunch: cya
SfflkPunch: thx for the cash
moskvich775: bye
Bain74: me too, food nearly ready, Harmony sends her love guys
SfflkPunch: cya
Bain74: Righto, been a laugh, thank you...
moskvich775: bye
JimmyEck: git
SfflkPunch: lol
SfflkPunch: fish
JimmyEck: tilting
SfflkPunch: drink
SfflkPunch: ooh
SfflkPunch: aah
JimmyEck: ffs folded that
SfflkPunch: lol
moskvich775: knew i was good, cough
SfflkPunch: loo break......
JimmyEck: ... off
SfflkPunch: srry
SfflkPunch: misread
SfflkPunch: tilt
JimmyEck: git had 47
SfflkPunch: lol
5harky: :)
SfflkPunch: fish
SfflkPunch: ;_)
moskvich775: yeah sorry lol
JimmyEck: looo
moskvich775: 500 bucks each
SfflkPunch: booo
moskvich775: nh
SfflkPunch: ul
SfflkPunch: nh
moskvich775: unlucky
5harky: n1
moskvich775: thanks
moskvich775: bye
SfflkPunch: n1
moskvich775: nh lol
moskvich775: nut low
SfflkPunch: n1
moskvich775: nh
JimmyEck: ta
SfflkPunch: nh
moskvich775: cheers guys, got to be off, thanks for the game
SfflkPunch: cya
JimmyEck: cheers m8
JimmyEck: me off too
JimmyEck: 9/17 need to concentrate
JimmyEck: gn simon
SfflkPunch: cya

LOL.

Enjoyed it squire, ta for the invite.

CHEEKY :-)

Note to self: Do NOT play after visiting the pub!

Note to you. Please do. and then re-load

Next time try 5-10

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The Management!

Yikes! It's frightening to think that could have been just a drunken click away from being true!