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When Tikay said it was my round I countered with my Shaolin Tiger style Kung Fu, like thi



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this one is genius or madness or both

not sure, completely barmy!

Rumit tries that thing crocodile dundee did on that buffalo or whatever it was that was on the road blocking the way,u know what i mean when he leans his hand out with index and pinky and goes "woar"

Geo the sarge, georgedickson6@aol.com:
Could have swore I brought my Rubiks cube

Geo the sarge, georgedickson6@aol.com:
So..........when Bruce Lee does that claw thing

james mcshane
Rumit tells lucy how he won the world Mercy world championships against the invisable man

phil quayle
'So tell me Lucy, would you ever consider dating a short stacker?'

Grier78
So I gave it a squeeze and she was made of plastic

MANTIS01
Lucy's lethal ice-stare freezes Rumit mid-raise

vince
please call, i have a big hand.

Gryff
When Tikay said it was my round I countered with my Shaolin Tiger style Kung Fu, like this!

ariston
so I just went honk honk, then she slapped me and got dressed

ariston
grrr I'm a tiger

mad
Do I look at if I give a feck?

kinboshi
Go on, just a little one...

Paul Garnham
If you stand up, would this be about the right height to "push your buttons?"

Foggy
Honestly Lucy, you should have seen the size of her chips

Karabiner
Well it was dark, but I'd definitely know if it was you....

Bainn
I tell you, anything more than a handful is a waste....

dean morris
in the eyes not around the eyes..321 ur under..now lucy..do u have aces?

dean morris
lucy tell me do girls like their tits played with like this?

inthebelly
you think you ovaries are big you should see the size of my testicles!

A N, onymous:
All In

Claw75
bloke in blue shirt thinks he's seen it all - a beagle with a camera

Claw75
Rumit's attempts to put Lucy off her game using his invisible blackboard were futile

Claw75
Rumit tries to pursuade Lucy to pass him some chips, declaring that anything more than a handful is a waste

MrsBoldie
Obama and Clinton discuss Democratic policy on how to deal with the UK

MrsBoldie
Yes Hilary, Ohio is North-East of Texas, I'm sure you can walk it......

MrsBoldie
"You carry on and tickle the dog's belly on the table. I'll distract the others"

boldie
If you looked like Issabella Mercier you could be the lucky lady running into my hand this way.

boldie
It's what I call the Vulcan Death Grip, it's the only way to shut TK up.

Pyso
"...it's a dead one of those......oh, never mind.."

Richard Drain
"So the cat jumped out of the box like that....and the next thing I knew is that it ran off with my wig"

Stuart Hopkin
Rummit gets so angry he prepares to perform the 'Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique' he learnt from watching Kill Bill 2

cia260895
when the waitress said "grab a hand full"

cia260895
Lucy have you seen sooty??

cia260895
any chance of a free feel??

MKKfish,
"I hope he thinks I'm just scratching my knee..."

MKKfish
"So I grabbed her left one like this and then she slapped me...go figure.."

MKKfish
"Girth???!!...don't talk to me about girth!"

steeveg
yeah,so tell them i want to but her this beautiful black lace bra, and they say what size is she, and then they kick me out when i try to show them

steeveg
are you certain where not playing snap

Gareth Ower
"Thats right E.T...phone home!"

Gareth Ower
"look at the shadow on the wall....im a tiger...raaar lucy raaar!"

Gareth Ower
Rumit tries that thing crocodile dundee did on that buffalo or whatever it was that was on the road blocking the way,u know what i mean when he leans his hand out with index and pinky and goes "woar"

Owen
I heard you nipples were the size of an Apple! Go on give us a look....

swordpoker
I cuddle like a tiger......grrrrrrr

Tonji
Rumit's explanation of his foreplay technique attracts Lucy's attention.

Phil Cooklin
why are you telling me about the best way to grab a womans breast

Stallyon
Here comes the claw, its gonna get ya

Stallyon
"This is what I call my - Squeeze Play"

Laxie
I've got you right where I want you...by your golden ovaries.'

TheNun
No Rummit, I was asking for directions to the G in Manchester

Andrew T
A naked, invisible Tony Kendall's poker room rampage is ended when he is captured by Rumit.

Anon,
That's how i can tell if it's a 34c

Tracey Dell
You need balls this big to play poker with the men

AcidMouse
"How big did you say your Ovaries were?"

Keith Rooney
"Quick, while everyone watches this hand, lets hold hands under the table"

kinboshi
I'm a tiger, raaaaaaaaa

Kinboshi
Lucy, do you reckon this is about average size?

Josedinho
I thought only tiny irish men wore green

tighty
And then he squeezed my man boobs, just like this

tighty
I said look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes....

tighty
I had a lovely bunch of coconuts, this big. It's why I shaved my head, coconut stylee

Dewi James
so i turned to channel 4 and there it was 'gone fishing' I knew there was a poker programme on

james fisher
i dont care about the size ,.,.,.,..........,.,.,.this is my lesbian look.,.,.,ok.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

paul nicholson
she grabbed me by my dreadlocks and pulled like this and now look at me!

stoneii
"I was clinging on to the bubble for so bloody long my hands just locked up"

Congratulations to Stallyon.  ;applause;

Not sure why, but I liked this one, if only for it's sheer simplicity.

please call, i have a big hand.

many many thanks....glad to see i still got it...whats more worrying is that there are 10 people with the same warped sense of humour as I


so......what do i win?  ::)

I really thought this might be the winner, sigh!

cheers snoops :)up