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AQA (Any Question Answered) is a text service that, well... does exactly what it says on the tin.

However, I like a challenge and would love to stump them.

Can anyone think of a good, genuine question that would tie them in knots?

Happy to spend a few quid if anyone has any funny questions too.

Ask them "How do I play AK from 1st position in the 1st hand of the world series main event"

Why are their no men's hairdressers in Hampstead?

Nice question.  Interested to hear their answer.

At the same time, ask them what they'd do in the same event if they have KK and are re-raised all-in first hand?

What is the speed of dark? (as opposed to light)

Ask them something that doesnt have an answer and see if they try and be clever or if they admit defeat, stuff like:

* Which progressive rock band famously had Al Gore on the Bass Guitar before he went into politics?
* Lenny Henry writes horror novels under which name?
* Ringo star was the first person in Europe to eat which flavoured crisps?

etc

Nice idea, let's make them work for their money.

This is an actual question:

'Bawick grana weep mini balm' is the universal language of peace in which movie?

(answer - transformers, the movie, from 1986)

if they get that, they deserves it

An apple cut into four pieces has been quartered, an apple cut in two has been halved.
What is it when it has been cut into three pieces?

Doesn't have to be an apple btw, it's not a trick question.

Easy, it's been thirded. Next.

Which WWE/WWF wrestler has/had the best ring entry music??

Try growing a beard.

Ask:

Why do we leave thousands of pounds worth of car on our drive, yet lock junk and cheap lawnmowers in our garage?

Why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

How can a pizza get to my house faster than an ambulance?

Why do banks leave both doors open yet chain the pens to the counters?

Is this your answer or AQAs ?

Either way it's not correct, there is no such word as thirded.

detrebled

Next

lol spill the beans ffs

thriced?

trisected /???? lol

I tried this service once after a few sherries.......  I asked them which pub I should go to next.  Don't remember the reply exactly but they do have a sense of humour. 

Can't work out how they do it.  I picture a few guys sitting in someone's living room with laptops - google at the ready - but I would imagine it's a bit more sophisticated than that...

More than just a few guys with google now - they have well over 1000 employees!

This is their website (http://www.63336.com/), you even get a free question  ;)

Wow - quite a business they've got going on there!  Thanks for that Jane.

I'm especially liking this example question and answer:

Q. What tattoo has aimee got?
A. Aimee's tattoo is a Chinese symbol on her left leg. She believes that it means 'love' but it actually translates as 'supermarket.'

OK, I asked a free question.

Q: First hand of the WSOP Main Event.  You have KK and make a standard raise pre-flop.  You are re-raised all-in by an unknown player. Call or fold?

A: First hand of the WSOP Main event, if you are called all in on a KK pre-flop then you should fold as you don't have the nuts, wait for a better hand.


It nearly makes sense...

How many people thought they had a virus due to google going black and how many more vowed to stop drinking and drug taking ?

sandy

If it has happened for you too cant I restart both?

AQA suspects around 15% of people though they had a virus when Google went black, although Google often change their logo and the like.

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en_uk/earthhour/

Resume all normal activities ;)

Sandy

Phew

This thing is brilliant!

I send them a text :

Blonde Poker Forum user "Rookie" posted about two greyhounds of his. What are there names?"

10 minutes later they came back with Rodney and Cassie :)

My friend works for a similar company called 'texperts'.

He just sits in his living room and they get fed questions, he googles them and hits them with an answer.  Pretty sweet job imo.

He highlights some of the ridic questions he gets asked on our uni poker forum.  Here's some crackers, first few all from the same person:

what kind of underwear would you highly recomend so me and my black boyfriend could have sex straight after?

what would you highly recommend me to wear if my private indoor catfight with a love rival for my black boyfriend get's out ofhand? i'm a 23 year old very sexy white girl!

what would be the best way for my black boyfriend to give me an orgasm during sex?

what if our catfight spill's into the garden?

Wat shirt goes with light grey pants that have black checks on them

is they eny gay men in basingstok what they phone nunberser 
 
Where is korea? Japan or china?
 
I had sex lastnite but the boi wore 2 condom wen e took it of it der was cum in it but it didnt have a hole init am i pregnent

Just tested them  ...

"Is Kinboshi from blonde poker forum a cock ??"


ANSWER

"Kinboshi from blonde poker forum is not a cock, but is very opinionated and often comes across as very forthright, or even rude!"


they got that one wrong then !!  :D :D :D :D

They got it 90% right, just the first bit wrong obv.

haha - brilliant!  I've sent them a blonde themed question...... ;whistle;

I'm impressed - an answer in 4 minutes!

QUESTION - which moderator on the blonde poker forum has the best sense of humour, and why?

ANSWER = The moderator 'danafish' is the most humorous on the blonde poker forum.  Her amusing edited photos and biting wit keeps readers entertained for hours.

 :)up

And I'm sure I read just this morning that women aren't funny..............;D

i got my answer back in under 5 minutes as well - 10 inches

can't fault their accuracy!!

Did you ask them for the diameter of the pizza you are eating?

How have the epistemological learning styles of computing students changed over the years?

how have what?

its about learning styles and how people take/learn information. I be suprised if they had the answers as me and some bird in American are only ones who have studied it. lol

Skrikera managed to get them send back a "sorry we do not have the answer to your question" reply with a question she sent...

Who are the three show producers of sky poker, not including the executive producer?

I thought they would have got this easy.

How many standard helium balloons would it take it lift an average adult elephant off the ground?

Answer apparantly is:
An adult elephant weighs 5 tonnes, a helium balloon lifts 14grammes, so you need 71,521 fairground helium balloons

will the Glasgow bandit every have another winning day in the bookies, if so when?

Answer: the Glasgow Bandit will get back to winning ways on Tuesday.  He is having a bad spell but he will be suffessfull again at the bookies.

You need to start a thread on tuesday bandit and let us know you tips.

All I need is the dosh to back the winners.  i just hope Mystic Meg isn't involved with this site.

so if you had money you would be successful - as you have no money you'll be suffessfull instead on tuesday :)

will where there's way a - sort that out and I'm onto a winner.

Q:  Who is the Glasgow Bandit
A: The Glasgow Bandit is a compulsive gambler who spends his time down the bookies and is known to play poker online at Blonde Poker.

Q. (08.33am) should i make a bacon sandwich, eat the spaghetti bolognese i made earlier or eat the chicken sandwich i just opened out of boredom?
A. AQA thinks you should make a bacon sandwich as it is breakfast time. Have the chicken sandwich at midday and the Spaghetti Bolognese for dinner.

unedited i swear...

Q:Who is the person behind the online moniKer suited_jock and is he cool?

A:Suited_Jock is called Matthew Milne. He is 24 years old, Scottish and an excellent poker player. He is incredibly cool and has spiky brown hair.


So true...

If you keep suggesting on this thread, I'll run a poll for the best five, send them off and post the answers on here. £5 well spent, surely. :-)

"Flushy for mod?"

Stumped.



Are TheNuns breasts on blondepoker real.


Sorry, Cant't find if TheNun's breasts on Blondepoker are real.

They're definitely real breasts

For your sake I hope there not your breasts. As there is a facebook breast appreciation group that has that picture on its front page :P

Q.  Who is richard prew?
A. Richard Prew is a retired city analyst. He lives in Bedfordshire and is the proud father of 2 boys and a girl. He is a poker enthusiast and NFL devotee.

Q. Who is TightEnd on blonde Poker?

A. Tight End on Blonde Poker is very important to the company, he is a hard worker who always gives his best which the company appreciate.


(I suspect a stock answer for the second one!)

erm I wait with baited breath for my reply to my question- if they answer this one i will be impressed

They came back with some generic crap for my epistemology question. Sigh I can Google it myself for nowt.

Blimey - AQA are making more money from Blonde users than any of the poker rooms that are actually sponsoring the forum. :)

omg I swear this is totally unedited.

are any of the ladies on blondepoker worth having a pop at and which would be best in the sack?

Answer inside 2 minutes- The moderator "danafish" is a humorous member on the blonde poker forum. AQA feels she would be great in the sack, and so would be worth having a pop at.

 

Seems we've discovered Snoopy's second job.

(Q) "Who is the most idiotic member of the blonde poker forum?"
(A) The most idiotic member of the blonde poker forum is snoopy1239 because he wants to outsmart AQA. He should give up; AQA always have the answer.

lol

lol

bluff?

classy question btw Ariston ;)

the free question thing is evil.

I have just asked- as I have a very small ***** (ahem) I struggle with confidence with women, do any of the pumps or anything work? they answered a friend of mine (who didnt even know "he" had asked the question lol) " size isnt everything and pumps don't work. If you are very small you should work more on technique"

any of you having problems with exes or just want to wind your mates up? this can be great fun. Having just spoken to a very confused friend I can confirm this is a great way to wind people up

dana aint a mod

she's a moderator on the live update board - that's good enough for me - the question didn't specify that it had to be a global moderator.

Are you upset they didn't say you? :D

Ok AQA.....................Whare is BB7 gonna be held in sept 08.

AQA "That ansew has already been given by that smart poster Ericstoner..............see the BB7 thread."

Now how good is that.

lol - creepy - maybe they really are that clever that they know who is sending them the questions.....

I'm not rude.  ****s.

spoony you could ask them what the name of the german hospital i got my back operated on please cause i dont think anyone ever told me

AQA is possibly owned and run by snoopy and he is more than likely only started this thread to drum up customers

How did you get to use the free question if they txt the password to the phone number you put in?

erm you put their phone number in and not yours

But dont u need to register before they send the answer?

 >:(. Obv if you had put single ladies the answer would have been different?  Dana is spoken for.  ;whistle;

Right this better work or am going to go nuts!

Two Sheets to the Wind - 2:30 S/well
Orpenella 4:15 S/well
Cerebus 5:15 S/well
Compronizonotension 2:40 Wetherby

6 x £2 doubles
4 x £3 trebles
£3 e/w 4-fold

ok done as requested and they warned me about the single ladies on blonde. Apparently one would try and stick a garden hose up my backside and another has a bigger set of meat and veg than me  ;gobsmacked;

good luck!

2.30  Southwell 
1st  1 Rebel Duke (IRE)  4-1 
2nd  2 Strathmore (IRE)  3-1 F 
3rd  4 Guto  12-1 



2.40  Wetherby 
1st  1 All For The Cause (IRE)  11-4 
2nd  4 Compromiznotension (IRE)  6-4 F 
3rd  6 King In Waiting (IRE)  11-2 



rotflmfao

the names of those 2 winners ... and Glasgow bandit was on neither of them .... he is bad. :D

I asked AQA whether i should back Brook No Arguement (3.15 @ Weth) or Tiger's Rocket (3.25 @ Southwell)

They said they both had a good chance but they would back Brook No Arguement.

I did. It won.

AQA is piss!

so did Tiger's rocket..but that won at 3-1 ;)

Do we all lump on Cerebus?

Unless Bandit is having another bet today this must win? right?

lol  it will probably hack up seeing as all his other bets got humped and he only had it in doubles and trebles with the losers