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Title: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: turny on March 12, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
please use this thread to put up any bounties that you feel like on anyone in the blonde bash 6 tournament.

myself and tightend will start by donating the following:

main event refund and omaha (sunday)entry paid to whoever knocks out COLCHESTER KEV !

BONUS of free buffet and free drinks for anyone who knocks him out prior to the dinner break with a bad beat and seriously rubs him down after!


SORRY GUYS DUE TO LOW FUNDS AND TIGHTY NOT ATTENDING THE BASH I WILL NOT BE OFFERING THIS BOUNTY!

BUT STILL THINK OF THE PLEASURE OF KNOCKING KEV OUT LOL


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 12, 2008, 05:48:16 PM
So when I win, i scoop all the prizes ??


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: TightEnd on March 12, 2008, 05:48:26 PM
Verbally rubs him down. No further is required to claim my cash, I'm not a real sadist.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: turny on March 12, 2008, 05:58:02 PM
Verbally rubs him down. No further is required to claim my cash, I'm not a real sadist.

no i want him crying lol storming off getting in his car and f@@king off back to pompey land  rotflmfao


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: AlexMartin on March 12, 2008, 06:53:20 PM
Free pint to whoever knocks me out. Must be downed at the table.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: LeKnave on March 12, 2008, 08:01:56 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: vegaslover on March 12, 2008, 09:11:00 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.
Gotta be the best one so far :)up


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: KingPoker on March 12, 2008, 10:57:20 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.
Gotta be the best one so far :)up


Im in!


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: jizzemm on March 12, 2008, 11:14:14 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: ACE2M on March 13, 2008, 10:18:45 AM
i'll offer a bounty of a t-shirt with 'Flushy was getting on my tits so i knocked him out' printed on it, to whoever dispenses with mr dempsey.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on March 13, 2008, 10:44:17 AM
Anyone who knocks KingPoker out with an outdraw (he has to be a 60-40 favourite at least when the money goes in) gets a lottery ticket with 10 lucky dips.









(I want 20% of your lottery winnings from the ticket).



Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Claw75 on March 13, 2008, 10:47:47 AM
lol this could be fun - we'll need a reminder of all the bounties before kick off.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: madasahatstand on March 13, 2008, 10:54:16 AM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.

thats just plain nasty! call yourself a friend? :)


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: TightEnd on March 13, 2008, 10:55:57 AM
Free meal at my expense to anyone who manages to get matt674's Happy Mondays beanie hat off his head and burn it in the car park whilst dancing Bez style on the ashes afterwards.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Claw75 on March 13, 2008, 11:42:29 AM
Free meal at my expense to anyone who manages to get matt674's Happy Mondays beanie hat off his head and burn it in the car park whilst dancing Bez style on the ashes afterwards.

challenge accepted ;D

Mad fer it.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: matt674 on March 13, 2008, 02:14:31 PM
only valid if they are playing the maracas at the same time!! ;D


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Laxie on March 13, 2008, 02:46:49 PM
I bring em and Claw can borrow em for the task...nice try


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Claw75 on March 13, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
I bring em and Claw can borrow em for the task...nice try

dum de dum de dum durrrrr durrrrr
dum de dum de dum durrrrr durrrrr
you're twisting my melon man.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: KingPoker on March 13, 2008, 06:19:04 PM
Anyone who knocks KingPoker out with an outdraw (he has to be a 60-40 favourite at least when the money goes in) gets a lottery ticket with 10 lucky dips.









(I want 20% of your lottery winnings from the ticket).



You bitch!


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Ironside on March 13, 2008, 06:27:06 PM
Anyone who knocks KingPoker out with an outdraw (he has to be a 60-40 favourite at least when the money goes in) gets a lottery ticket with 10 lucky dips.









(I want 20% of your lottery winnings from the ticket).



You bitch!


good news is you get the lucky dips when u luxbox your way to victory

better news is your so lucky you will proberly win and get 80% giving boshi 20%


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: KingPoker on March 13, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
Anyone who knocks KingPoker out with an outdraw (he has to be a 60-40 favourite at least when the money goes in) gets a lottery ticket with 10 lucky dips.









(I want 20% of your lottery winnings from the ticket).



You bitch!


good news is you get the lucky dips when u luxbox your way to victory

better news is your so lucky you will proberly win and get 80% giving boshi 20%

Sigh! I dunno where these luck rumours come from  ;whistle;


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Bainn on March 14, 2008, 12:13:27 AM
i'll offer a bounty of a t-shirt with 'Flushy was getting on my tits so i knocked him out' printed on it, to whoever dispenses with mr dempsey.

Put me name down !


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: gatso on March 30, 2008, 10:26:37 PM
Free meal at my expense to anyone who manages to get matt674's Happy Mondays beanie hat off his head and burn it in the car park whilst dancing Bez style on the ashes afterwards.

he nearly bought a santa hat yesterday afternoon 'cos his ears were cold, must be a monkey thing. now that would've been worth a bounty


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: AlexMartin on April 18, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
i'll offer a bounty of a t-shirt with 'Flushy was getting on my tits so i knocked him out' printed on it, to whoever dispenses with mr dempsey.

Put me name down !

so cool


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: DUNK619 on April 27, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on April 27, 2008, 09:27:40 PM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?

I sincerely doubt it.  Although Chili does have a head start with the poker news magazine.



Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: ChipRich on April 27, 2008, 10:00:59 PM
He said the other day he aims to get in ALL of the pics this time, not just 95% of them.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: littlemissC on April 27, 2008, 10:10:32 PM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?

I sincerely doubt it.  Although Chili does have a head start with the poker news magazine.


any offers for my special edition copy yet dan???


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Dewi_cool on April 27, 2008, 10:17:11 PM
 ;indestructable;  £1.50


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on April 27, 2008, 10:36:04 PM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?

I sincerely doubt it.  Although Chili does have a head start with the poker news magazine.


any offers for my special edition copy yet dan???

I need to scan it and put it up on here.  I'm sure Maria won't mind...


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: George2Loose on April 27, 2008, 11:49:51 PM
£10.30 to anyone who wins a pot against me post flop holding the nuts (10,3)


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Bainn on May 03, 2008, 02:39:04 AM
£10.30 to anyone who wins a pot against me post flop holding the nuts (10,3)

 :)up


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Laxie on May 03, 2008, 11:03:44 AM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?

I sincerely doubt it.  Although Chili does have a head start with the poker news magazine.


any offers for my special edition copy yet dan???

I need to scan it and put it up on here.  I'm sure Maria won't mind...


I'd planned to scan and post, but then realised I'll have to face Chilli again after... and that frightened me.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Joobie538 on May 08, 2008, 08:38:15 AM
Last longer bet!!

Posting this so he has no way of backing out!

CIA and myself have set up a last longer bet. The loser of the Saturday night tournament has to spend ALL of Sunday in "costume"

It was going to be a poker chip bikini, but to save both our modesty's it has been changed to a poker chip ladies camisole.

I'll post a picture once I've finished making the top.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: cia260895 on May 08, 2008, 08:43:35 AM
Now you really dont want to see me in that!!!

but Guys you really do wanna see Julie in it  ;gobsmacked; :)up ;whistle;


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: cia260895 on May 08, 2008, 08:44:28 AM
£10.30 to anyone who wins a pot against me post flop holding the nuts (10,3)

can we hold our own nuts??


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Joobie538 on May 08, 2008, 08:47:10 AM
Now you really dont want to see me in that!!!

but Guys you really do wanna see Julie in it  ;gobsmacked; :)up ;whistle;

OI!!!

You are going to lose!! i'll make sure of it!!


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: cia260895 on May 08, 2008, 08:50:08 AM
Do they really wanna see me in it NO!!!

 but me thinks you in a camisole top hmmmmmm  ;whistle;


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: madasahatstand on May 08, 2008, 08:55:07 AM
I think you should wear it anyway CIA. You seem to be game for a laugh..... :D


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Joobie538 on May 08, 2008, 09:19:45 AM
I'm not getting into an argument with you but trust me it wil be funnier to see you in it! 


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: cia260895 on May 08, 2008, 09:23:55 AM
I do trust you lol

but seeing as the blokes are blokes i know they wont want to see me in it!


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: littlemissC on May 08, 2008, 09:34:26 AM
pint to anyone who gets on more pics than leknave. Can it be done?

I sincerely doubt it.  Although Chili does have a head start with the poker news magazine.


any offers for my special edition copy yet dan???

I need to scan it and put it up on here.  I'm sure Maria won't mind...


I'd planned to scan and post, but then realised I'll have to face Chilli again after... and that frightened me.   rotflmfao
laxie mine is a special,signed in a cetain place,one of a kind no one else is gonna get edition,lol


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: LeKnave on May 08, 2008, 04:14:28 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.

bumping this, dont forget now.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on May 08, 2008, 04:40:39 PM
If the whole table, including the dealer, joins in - does everyone get a pint?


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 08, 2008, 04:42:06 PM
If the whole table, including the dealer, joins in - does everyone get a pint?

If you bust kinboshi you get a thumbs up and pat on the back from everyone. Of that im sure.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on May 08, 2008, 04:42:59 PM
If the whole table, including the dealer, joins in - does everyone get a pint?

If you bust kinboshi you get a thumbs up and pat on the back from everyone. Of that im sure.

Not really much a scalp though, is it?



Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Claw75 on May 08, 2008, 04:48:35 PM
Free pint to anyone who busto's ChipRich and shouts ''wehayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck your entire life'' while pointing directly at him.

bumping this, dont forget now.

maybe you should print this out on little slips to give to everyone at his table? :D


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: ChipRich on May 08, 2008, 05:53:52 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: kinboshi on May 08, 2008, 06:30:53 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player

The last bit is a little far-fetched.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: ACE2M on May 08, 2008, 06:35:06 PM
i totally forgot about my bounty. too late to order now. So a pint for whoever donks out flushy.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: LeKnave on May 08, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player

[ ] funny


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: cia260895 on May 08, 2008, 08:15:50 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player

[ ] funny

Damn funny   rotflmfao


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Ironside on May 08, 2008, 08:41:14 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player

[ x ] funny

fyp


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 08, 2008, 11:23:13 PM
Free pint to whoever busts LeKnave, then stands up and points directly at him laughing saying ' waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, your absolutely terrible. Even Kinboshi could beat you HU you terrible terrible player

[  ] funny

fyp

fyp... he could have thought of something better tbf. He basically copied leknaves bounty rly.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: LeKnave on May 08, 2008, 11:50:10 PM
fyp... he could have thought of something better tbf. He basically copied leknaves bounty rly.

ty, qft etc.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: ChipRich on May 08, 2008, 11:59:14 PM
Soz didnt see you over there Rookie.


Title: Re: blonde bash bounty thread
Post by: turny on May 09, 2008, 01:41:11 PM
please use this thread to put up any bounties that you feel like on anyone in the blonde bash 6 tournament.

myself and tightend will start by donating the following:

main event refund and omaha (sunday)entry paid to whoever knocks out COLCHESTER KEV !

BONUS of free buffet and free drinks for anyone who knocks him out prior to the dinner break with a bad beat and seriously rubs him down after!


SORRY GUYS DUE TO LOW FUNDS AND TIGHTY NOT ATTENDING THE BASH I WILL NOT BE OFFERING THIS BOUNTY!

BUT STILL THINK OF THE PLEASURE OF KNOCKING KEV OUT LOL